me: i gotta focus on this beca-
brain: ladies and gentlemen,
me: please
brain: this is mambo no. 5
KIROKAZE
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Xuebing Du
Cosmic Funnies

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Today's Document

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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
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tannertan36

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Origami Around
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@newmapss
me: i gotta focus on this beca-
brain: ladies and gentlemen,
me: please
brain: this is mambo no. 5
The horse I ride into Hell is my best horse And bears its name. So, friends, drink your cocktails and wear your hats. Thank you for leaving me this whole world to go mad in.
Sarah Manguso, from Asking For More (via thatkindofwoman)
where x is a concept, community, or space
person a: I have a hugely complicated relationship/history with [x] and it scares the shit out of me when people promote it as good for people like me.
person b: I have a positive, healing relationship/history with [x], I genuinely believe it has contributed to my survival and happiness, and I want more people like me to have access to [x].
person a&b, together: We are both vulnerable people with limited support networks who live life from paycheque to paycheque and from crisis to crisis.
the queer community: *battle music starts*
the queer community: *huge flashing letters reading "FIGHT!" appear*
the queer community: Round one! Go!
Friends, tell me of ships you hate.
The Niña, the Pinta and the Santa Maria.
that time andy samberg was a complete savage re: the guys choice awards
Honestly Andy Samberg is such a treasure.
…I think of you in bed, your tongue half chocolate, half ocean…
Anne Sexton, “December 11th” (via oh-girl-among-the-roses)
Hisham Bharoocha
Does eating flaming hot cheetos clear acne?
i’ve never been this inspired in my whole fuckin life
William-Adolphe Bouguereau - Les Oréades (Detail), 1802
“These two paintings, though very different, were hung as a pair when first displayed. War portrays Napoleon in exile on the island of St Helena. The isolated figure is neither demonised nor heroicised but suggests instead the futility of conflict. In verses attached to the canvas, Turner refers to the sunset as a ‘sea of blood’. Peace shows the burial at sea of his friend, the artist David Wilkie. The cool palette and saturated blacks convey the calm of Wilkie’s death, compared to Napoleon’s disgrace. Both works were roundly criticised at the time for their lack of finish.” - x
german duolingo lady: Er trinkt
me: i didnt hear this better click the Slow Pronunciation Turtle of Shame
german duolingo lady, now with intense judgment and hate in her voice, articulating like im 5 years old: ER..... TRINKT......
William Stout
bring me CRYPTO ATSUME the game where you attempt to get photos of the numerous cryptids and paranormal phenomena that show up in your yard. try to work out what kind of food you have to put out to get mothman to show up. all the pictures in your CRYPTIDBOOK are unconvincingly blurry but you know what you saw