Philippines Brand Calamansi Juice Drink. 80 cents.
Can promises: NOT from concentrate; Sweet Memories of Cebu
I take my job as a drink reviewer seriously, so first and foremost I’d like to apologize for my disappearance. I wish I could say I was out in the field, hunting for rare and exotic drinks, but that would be big fat lie. I was busy, so excuuuuuuuuuuuse.
This is not the best drink.
While I was unfamiliar with Calamansi juice drink, I had a taste profile in mind thanks to the illustration Philippines put on the can. I was spot on! It’s a very sweet citrus drink. Impressed? You’re welcome.
The thing about this drink is that it smells EXACTLY like those mandarins with the massive seeds. The ones that look like tangerines or clementines (who the heck can tell anymore!?!) but aren’t. Pure trickery! But of course, It’s hard to stay mad at them because they are so sweet. Universal truth right there.
The can is pretty great cos it tells you to chill and serve. I love that. That’s basically how I plan to live my life from now on. Thanks can!!
I also appreciate that i’ve got sweet memories of Cebu (Cebu is an island province in the Philippines, consisting of the main island itself and 167 surrounding islands and islets. Wikipedia) and I didn’t even have to leave the office! Chill n serve 4 ever.











