New Optain

Just your average fandom blog with a bit of fanart.

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it really creeps me out when people have oc's that are basically their parents mixed together and aged down

i know there's the terms 'she has her fathers' nose' but that doesnt mean they literally have their fathers' nose 100%

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I've been really wanting to write a thing but I don't know what kind of thing...

I also didn't succeed in drawing Edwards' face let alone anything with it.

At what point do I just give up and start a roleplaying blog?

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Thank you for making my day with the hilarious Archer/Sheska fic (●´∀｀●)

You're very welcome.

I should know better than to attempt to steer something towards smut.

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Titles: The strangest things Pairing: Archer/Sheska Rating: PG-13/15+... ish? I don't know, there's mentions of testicles and stuff.

I tried to write and somewhere down the line I got hit by a truck called 'some people just can't be normal ever', I'm so sorry.

There was little that Frank Archer valued more than hard work. The whisper of paper, the rustling of a pen, the click of a gun or the bang of a bullet. Worried faces, angered expressions, a smile on a womans' lips.

But the longer their partnership lasted, the more interesting she became. An intelligent woman on all fields, incredibly swift with her reading and a photographic memory to boot. She didn't force herself out of situations with others, but she didn't feel the need to put up a large show of pretending to be better than she was. Well-spoken due to her knowledge, highly imaginative and surprisingly too passionate about her work to keep it up at a decent pace, as she would delve into every detail to finally submerge herself into a sea of information.

Her name was Sheska, and she was the first woman besides his mother who caused for the faintest tremor in the strings of his barely beating heart.

"Tell me, would you perhaps care to have dinner at my place while we discuss these files some more?"

The question shocked both parties involved. They were situated inside of Franks' office, paper strewn everywhere on the temporarily placed desk in the corner while his own was meticulously clean. For one, they barely got closer than Archer brushing his hand across Sheska's if she were to ever hand him coffee directly, and for two, Sheska was almost convinced Archer didn't digest food or have a life, he just gathered energy through a work-related photosynthesis. She hadn't once seen him eat more than a biscuit because it was forced on him by Fuhrer King Bradley.

Archer, meanwhile, had never let many people inside of his home, let alone more than one person (two, counting a cat he'd once had) with more than one x chromosome.

The woman was beginning to unnerve him, and it excited him endlessly.

He saw her hesitate for a while, before finally offering a smile. "If I wouldn't be an intrusion, I suppose it would speed things up."

Archer was a working machine. There were no secundary motives.

Still, prior to the end of the day, Archer excused himself for groceries. On his way to, he'd veer his way into an underwear store for something else than his spotless white y-fronts. Comfortable as they were, he'd prefer something with more dominance, such as boxer shorts. The leisure of his testicles hanging freely and unrestrained.

As he walked his way back, his mind played the scenes. They would dine, he would pour her one of the fine wines that had been collecting dust in his appartment. A charming glint in his eyes, he would conversate with her, actually show interest in her. She would be flustered at first- how could anyone show interest in a shy bookworm- but gradually warm up to his words and the wine. He would laugh genuine laughs where appropriate, ask on where needed.

Before the end of the evening, he would have her undressed. She would be settled in the bathtub, soap bubbles up to her collar bones, her legs extended. He would ask her to raise them for him.

He would shave them.

He would remove every last inch of disgusting hair that he had seen on her body, carefully stroke the knife down her calf, down the muscles, down bone, across her ankles. She would be as bare as the cat he had once had that before, shed hair across his couch, his table, his rugs. She would marvel as inch upon inch of silky soft leg exposed itself, as it should be exposed, as it was exposed for him, for hairless skin was the most beautiful feeling in existence.

He would expose her to a world of beauty and seduce her to brush her legs against him-

When he returned to his office, rather than finding Sheska continuing on her work, he found a note.

'Dear Mr. Archer,

I'm very sorry to say that I won't be joining you for dinner. I just finished the file while you were gone, and I didn't think I should be rude enough to make you pay for a meal for measly old me. I'm terribly sorry for not telling you earlier, and I will repay you for the extra ingredients first thing in the morning.

Have a nice evening. Sheska.'

Perhaps it was time to buy a new cat instead.

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FMA BROTHERHOOD : Riza Hawkeye (& long hair)

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'That's enough, Zampano. No one's falling for your bad acting.'

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Amazing Characters; Bridgette Dougray      *created by the amazing kayla

Something has changed within me Something is not the same I’m through with playing by the rules Of someone else’s game

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30 days of Anime Challenge Day 25: Saddest anime death: Nina's death

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Following roleplay blogs on Tumblr made me really wish I could just draw Bao better and roleplay her too so I can squish her face into people's directions before she'll chastisize them for wearing inappropriate garbs.

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I'm guilty of feeling a little bothered if someone's OC is only ever drawn in sexual positions when I know if I could decently draw Bao would be in all sorts of weird stuff with her prince.

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(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ REBLOG THIS IF YOUR FOLLOWERS ARE FABULOUS.

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dudebro, your url is the most obscure fma thing i've ever seen. and i don't know why, but i find that completely and utterly fascinating. kudos. love your blog btw, the fanart showcased here is amazing.

It kind of makes you wonder what happened to Optain, though. Like New York which was named after the Duke of York. Was there a Duke of Optain? Was it a Duchess? Did King Bradley ever have a poodle named Optain and decide to name the city closest to his' after said pooch?

Also, thank you very much!

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