god i haven’t posted on this account in years but i’m gonna live-post my thoughts on The Witch cuz my dickhead BROTHER says i’m “pausing the movie too much” and “goddamnit stop pausing the movie”
someone’s gonna fuck the goat i just have a bad feeling about that :/
or perhaps the goat is the top? distressing times
ok wait this house is cute!! cottagecore slay except i don’t think they’ve got the ingredients to make their own soap so these hoes reek nastyyy
doesn’t look like they have enough food for winter
NOT THE BABY NOOOOOOOO
aaaaand they don’t have enough food for winter i fuckin called it
anya slaylor-joy the woman that you are
DIVA DOWN I REPEAT DIVA DOWN
your son stumbles to your doorstep delirious and hypotherming after a harrowing evening with the witch-diddler and you’re just gonna poke a knife and bloodlet him in the face….
jesus fucking christ
GIRL STAND UP FOR YOURSELF TELL THEM THE TRUTH
i’m mad at thomasin because she could’ve just told them straight up what happened and it might’ve made them believe her but something fucked up happens and she just sits there looking guilty as hell
the twins: *speaking in tongues*
thomasin:
WAIT WHAT HAPPENED TO THE TWINS
OH MY GODDDD!!!! BITCH YOU BETTER LIVE DELICIOUSLY!!
okay so walk with me here………keep walking………she technically fucked the goat AND he WAS the top
