It would be fab if you could all have a read of the script and get familiar for tomorrow! We will run all this tomorrow morning and get to grips with the structure of it all!
If you have any ideas or character proposals bring them with you for the rehursals tomorrow!
Thank you, see you tomorrow :-)
Designer - Sid
Side Kick - James
The idea behind the side kick is that he is a designer in training! Rather nerdy and desperate to please!
Tanoy - Harpreet
Simian Powell - Cameron
Meryl Dole - Zac
Hughie Welsh - Jess
'Size 12' - different model - the person we follow throughout going on the journey/dream - Jack
Online persona scene - girls are namedĀ :
Jess
Holly
Harpreet
Lacey
Sid
Fitness instructor - Courtney
Lead fitness freak - Raheam
(Jack is pre set on stage.)
(Dream sequence - music - walking and stopping big ensemble moment)
(The stage is busy - Itās an abstract representation of how he is feeling)
(Curls up in the fetal position centre stage.)
TANOY - Hello and welcome to our retail store, āone size, no liesā,please feel free to browse our models and find something to suit you, but remember, āone size, no lies.ā
(As this speech happens jack starts to sit up dazed and confused by what is going on - itās like he is invisible)
Let me introduce you to our marvelous judging panel, highly experienced and always brutally honest.
(Judges are dramatically revealed - wheeled in on truck)
Simian Powell - action
(Audience applause)
Meryl Dole - action
(Audience applause)
Hughie welsh - action
(Audience applause)
TANOY - So, letās get this show on the road!
(Moulin rouge music starts - Physical dance section)
Designer - Iām here, thank you thank you!
Side kick - Iām here .. ( designer cuts him off) ..oh
Designer - So! I am so excited to present to you a brand new collection. I am sure it is destined to be the new trend..
Side kick - Sorry, is it the autumn or winter collection?!
Designer - (give side kick a dirty look)
Designer - Let me start off with this wonderful model. The cling film has clearly done itās job and good on you for sticking with that apple diet, it takes some determination and youāve got it!
Simone Powell - Totally agree, very credible, I donāt just like it, I love it!
Meryl Dole - I love you! Fantastic!
Hughie welsh - You look like a model, you stand like a model, you are a model!
Side kick - (enthusiastically) You are a model!
Designer - Ahh work it darling, work it! This is just inspirational. Those booty boosting pads have really served you well.
Side kick - Oh yes! You look spiffing!
Designer - Oh it just gets better and better . Your permanent eye liner tattoo means you are a constant beam of light and your eyes just look so vivid and bright.
Designer -( stares increasingly frustrated )
Hughie welsh - You could be the next big thing!
Simone Powell - Your very cute, you could be special.
Meryl Dole - You are an absolute star!
Designer - Oh now this is just something stunning. I can see how you have persevered with that face wash itās doing wonders for you darling!
Side kick - Itās doing absolute wonders!
(Models are finding this amusing)
Designer - (deep breath) Will. You. Shut. Up!
Side kick - Oh.. Er..apologies.. Er.. Of course.. Back to my notes (nervous laugh)
(Side kick stares around at everyone that is by now looking at him in disbelief - he is very embarrassed)
Sidekick - As you wereā¦.
Designer - Right! So! As I was saying! This model is totally fantasicaaaahhh! (Has just clocked āsize 12.ā)
Designer - Wait! Stop! I donāt understand! What am I seeing? This is not beautiful!
Natural face?! ( screams)
No tattoo?! ( screams)
No false nails?! (Screams)
Curvaceous figure?! (Screams)
Where did you come from? Is this some kind of sick joke? Get out of my sight!
Meryl Dole - Itās not for me
Hughie welsh - It isnāt working at all
Simmion Powell - Just terrible torture
Designer - (facing the audience) THIS WILL NOT DO
(āSize 12ā taken off stage by the models)
(Designer and side kick are left on stage - designer is staring in disbelief at the audience , side kick then meekly tries to ask a question. )
Side kick - Soooo.. I take it that was your summer collection?
Designer - (huffs and puffs and pulls him off by the ear!)
Jack walking alone
Presses play on a video
Jack - (typing) Create new profile
Add description
I am a model
I am beautiful
I am an expert of the fashion and beauty world
Iām here to provide a service, contact me if you want tips on how to release you beautiful side
Jess - Oh look girls have you seen?! This absolutely gorgeous new beauty therapist has started following me! Heās 6ft tall dark and handsome!
Holly - Oh letās have a look
Sid - Your right! He is smoking!
Harpreet - Well go on donāt hang about start chatting!
Jess - Isnāt that a bit forward
Holly - No! What harm can be done?
Jess- Hi Adam , fancy meeting up? Would love some of your beauty tips?!
Oh no I canāt send that!
(Start fighting and bundling)
(Fall about screaming and laughing)
(Message interrupts them)
Jack - Hi Sarah
Jess - Hi Sarah
Jack - Would love to
Jess - would love to
Jack - Shall we say 6pm?
Jess - shall we say 6pm
Jess - ahh! oh my gosh! Can you believe it?!
Courtney - Looks like you might have a cheeky beauty therapy date tonight!
Harpreet - Come on we better get you something to wear!
Jack and Jess walking parallel down stage on mobile phones
Jess - Hi Adam, thought you would be here by now
Has there been a hold up?
Jack - Hi Sarahā¦
(Puts phone down)
Iām right next to you
(Jess is panicked she realises and runs off)
(Walks to centre stage and we have the ending sequence)