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@newt-the-groupie
"What have I done this time?"
✖ Send me a sentence for my muse’s reaction / @newt-the-groupie.
‘’ You ought to ask yourself what you haven’t done this time, Geiszler! ‘’
‘’ Pfft. Admit it, you just do not remember what you have done this time. ‘’ He clenched his hands into fists and open then open them while he tried to fight his anger. ‘’ But I will remind you. ‘’ Oh, this time he was more than annoyed at his fellow worker and he had a reason. ‘’ You spilled Kaiju Blue on my parka and now it’s destroyed! ‘’ Alright, he might look childish in his green oversized parka, but he still loved it. It had a great personal value to him and now, now it was gone.
“Oh, I -- shit.” It dawned on him then. Guilt bubbled through him as he remembered his error. “It was only a little spill. An accident! Besides I think I did you a favor. That thing looked like it was e a t i n g you, Hermann. Can’t I just get you another one?” He turned his gaze up at the taller scientist with hopeful, puppy dog eyes. “One that actually looks like it wouldn’t double as a tent in emergencies?”
Song of the Day: Disco time.
[Nightmare meme] “Do you want to go back to sleep, or should I make you a cup of tea?”
His breathing is still a bit shaky as he leans back on pillows. He looks over at Newt, knowing what he’s going to say. He can’t go back to sleep right now. “T…Tea… please.”
“Tea it is, coming right up!” His cheeriness probably isn’t the best emotional mode for the mood here. It’s a normal thing, he rationalizes, and normality is great after a scare. A greater challenge is the tea kettle which he stares at like it were a hydro-nuclear reactor rather than a device for boiling water. Damn Hermann and his antiquated aesthetics! “I can’t cop out for you with coffee instead, can I?”
"What have I done this time?"
✖ Send me a sentence for my muse’s reaction / @newt-the-groupie.
‘’ You ought to ask yourself what you haven’t done this time, Geiszler! ‘’
“....!” For the life of him he was drawing a blank. There were so many options to choose from when it came to the growing list of things he didn’t do that he was -- t e c h n i c a l l y -- supposed to. “What? Did I leave the toilet seat up? Forget to take the used coffee filter out of the pot? Narrow it down for me here. With you, it could be anything!”
i support being gay and i support space and i support being gay in space
i know you’ve taken RISKS with me but if you take a chance on loving me, then i promise i’ll love you so hard.
nightmare starters
“Wake up! Wake up! It’s just a dream!” “What were you dreaming about…? You were shouting…” “I woke up because you were screaming so loudly.” “Shh– No, no, don’t panic, love. You’re safe now.” “It was so real! I swear! He/she was here!” “I don’t ever want to sleep again. What if– what if I dream about that again?” “If you tell me, it’ll go away. That’s what my mum/dad always told me and it’s never failed me.” “Do you want to go back to sleep, or shall I make you a cup of tea?” “I don’t want to go back to sleep…” “I’m so scared… I can’t stop seeing what I just saw. It was so vivid!” “There’s really nobody here, okay? Do you need me to show you around to prove that to you?” “How do I know I’m not still dreaming? You’re acting really strangely.” “Let’s get you to the shower, you’re covered in sweat.” “There’s really nobody else here.” “You’ve got a really bad fever. That must have caused those weird dreams.” “I don’t even know what a peaceful night’s sleep is like anymore.” “I can’t do this anymore. These nightmares have to stop…” “Shh, it was just a bad dream. Just a dream, okay? None of it was real.” “I can’t go back to sleep after that. I need coffee– no, I need a drink, a stiff one.” “How long have you been having these nightmares?” “I’ve had nightmares all my life, but they’ve been really bad recently.” “You get so worked up before you go to sleep, maybe you should try to relax a bit more. Maybe then you’ll get some rest?” “I’d kill for a peaceful night’s sleep.” “A dream catcher? Honestly? I’m not a child.” “Nothing’s ever helped this. I just need to learn to live with the fact that sleeping will always be a nightmare, literally.” “I’m so tired… but there’s no way I’m going back to sleep after that.”
Gonna just go ahead and ship miller and newt
//ha ha! instead of braces getting tangled it’ll be colliding glasses. they’ll have to go at it blind.
What? Do you have any idea who my boyfriend is? (Hint: It’s science.)
Dr. Geiszler, how do you plan on not getting eaten by vampires, since I'm sure you know by now that garlic will prove smelly and ineffective?
W o a h there, anonymous buddy!
I have yet to have any vampires look at me like I might be food.
You know who has looked at me like I might be food?
Aleksis Kaidonovsky.
Now, I am not so uncool as to imply that he eats people but I will point out that there is a definite shortage of friends around him. Like if maybe there was a crash in the mountains and he ate them all? Totally plausible theory.
He looks like beefed up David from the Lost Boys.He’s probably a vampire.
By Einstein’s Mustache! You might be on to something. I think you should ask him. I would ask him myself and all but I am afraid busy.
Dr. Geiszler, how do you plan on not getting eaten by vampires, since I'm sure you know by now that garlic will prove smelly and ineffective?
W o a h there, anonymous buddy!
I have yet to have any vampires look at me like I might be food.
You know who has looked at me like I might be food?
Aleksis Kaidonovsky.
Now, I am not so uncool as to imply that he eats people but I will point out that there is a definite shortage of friends around him. Like if maybe there was a crash in the mountains and he ate them all? Totally plausible theory.
Dirichlet’s function is nowhere continuous and nowhere differentiable. It is also nowhere Riemann integrable since its upper integral and lower integral do not equal anywhere.
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