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Iāve seen this new trend of girls posting videos like āI hate my boyfriend for bringing all of his stupid boy things into our apartment when we moved in together šā and then pictures of his hot wheels collection or a Halloween skeleton or an extremely cool pirate flag. Give him to me you do not deserve him.
Buckle up, folks. Iāve got a lot to say on thisā¦
Iām not one of those guys who subscribes to the āMan Caveā idea. That theory that once youāre in a relationship, youāre required to forfeit 99% of your own home and be grateful to have one room in which you can be yourself and have your own possessions on display. I think if youāre in a relationship, you have a right to make your home reflect your personality and interests as much your partner does. Iāve run into a couple of instances where a woman thinking a man has no right to his own possessions has not gone over so well and it was hysterical.
I once knew a guy who worked in the telemarketing department of a company I worked at. One Friday night after work, he told me about how he ended up breaking up with his girlfriend.
This guy was like me, very clean and orderly and liked things a certain way but he wasnāt volatile about it or anything. He and his girlfriend decide to have a weekend sleepover at his house, a trial run in his mind for moving in together. She showed up and the red flags sprang up immediately. āWhereās your bag?ā he asks. āFor a weekend? I donāt need one.ā she says. His mind reels. āSo youāre not gonna change clothesā¦or showerā¦or brush your teethā¦?ā āNo. Why would I do that in just a couple of days?ā He tries to be okay about it but then she starts ācookingā and the kitchen looks like a war zone. Then thereās the fact that her B.O. seems to get stronger by the hour.
The last straw comes towards the end of the weekend when she walks around his place, eyes his Elvis Presley memorabilia collection and says āIf I lived here, all this Elvis shit would get set out for trash, Iām not wasting space on all that.ā When it finally comes time for her to go back home, she says āThis was fun! Canāt wait to do it again.ā āYeah, about thatā¦ā and he dumped her in his own driveway.
He said if he had to choose between hygiene and an Elvis collection heās built for years and her, heās gonna be happier being single, cleaner and having his collectibles around than he would be with her.
Another instance happened when I had a garage sale and one of the things I was selling was a talking football player action figure from the 90s that someone had bought me under the presumption that because I was boy, I was into sports (I was not). The action figure was brand new in the box because that was how little I cared about playing with it despite my motherās best attempts. A woman shows up, sees the action figure and loses her shit.
āOh God, I am so sick of seeing these! My husband has the whole set and all I want to do is throw them in the trash!ā A guy at the sale overhears this and says āWell, Iām sure your husband has a list of things that heād like to get rid of that youāre partial to but he doesnāt say anything because thatās the give and take of being in a relationshipā She blows him off and says āI should be the one to decide what goes in the house and what he can buy, THAT is how marriage works for ME.ā The guy changes his argument. āMaybe on your husbandās list of shit that needs to go, you should be at the top of the listā¦ā Everyone else at the garage sale (including me) was now watching silently and wondering when the throw down would happenā¦
āWhat did you say?ā, she asks him a bit taken back. āI said if I was him, I wouldnāt take that shit that somehow being married to you means forfeiture of my belongings and personality and substituting it all for your bullshit. Iād sooner throw you out than my action figures.ā After picking her jaw up off my driveway, the woman hurumphs and storms back to her car. I high-five the guy for making an excellent point after she leaves.
I have a lot of collectibles myself and am currently in the creative habit of going through my childhood Power Rangers and PokƩmon toys and putting the ones I absolutely want to keep in shadow boxes and hanging them on the wall as conversation pieces and selling the rest.
I have Funko Pops. I have lunchboxes. I have special edition magazines and comic books in floater frames on the wall. I have more books than I have time to count or read. I have tub after tub of Halloween and Christmas decorations because thatās my favorite time of year. I would never throw all of this stuff away because Iāve purged plenty already and kept what I wanted to keep. Itās all a reflection of my personality and my story. If someone came into my life and said our life together would mean giving all of this up and doing what he wanted, I would consider that a toxic situation and I would end it before I got in too deep.
Men, gay or straight, can find themselves in toxic, abusive relationships, this is not a phenomenon only experienced by women. It just seems that way because men, especially straight men, rarely speak up about it and mistakenly settle on what they assume is some unchangable default result of being in a relationship. Itās not.
I would never move in with someone and tell them to throw everything out that has been a part of them or spoken to who they are in order to make room for me. I am all about organizing and making a space feel cozy, functional and fun and would go out of my way to make sure we both had space for our things and our personalities and stories. One does not have to overshadow or overpower the other in order to make a relationship between two people work.
So, the next time someone says āItās me or the Star Wars action figures on that one shelf that arenāt bothering anyone but I hate that that shelf isnāt all about me anywayā say āMay The Force not hit you in the ass on the way outā as you show them the door.
My dad broke up with the girlfriend he had when he was 20ish because she said "the motorcycle goes or I go". And not because she genuinely didn't like motorcycles, no! Because a friend of hers told her bf to get rid of the bike or lose her, and that guy choose the girl. Dad's ex saw it as a power play she could pull on my dad as well. He turned her out on the spot.
I used to think guys just didnāt have any interests?? Or hobbies?? Because of all those images of homes where the wife designs everything and thereās basically no touch of the husband there anywhere, and how it was implied that thatās ānormalā.
little things i never want to forget about the hargreeves:
all of them used to defy their father, sneak out to griddyās, and in fiveās own words āeat donuts until we puked. simpler times, eh?ā
luther wrote poetry while he was on the moon, especially about comets
tom hopper and the UA crew have said that the scratches all over lutherās body were made by him. he couldnāt stand the loneliness, especially during that first year, and would often resort to harming himself as a way to vent his frustration
itās also pretty likely that heās had body dysmorphia at one point or another
he also has a habit of stress eating
diego almost became a detective, but he dropped out because he wasnāt good at following orders. he even went to police academy!!!
diego has the cross stitch grace made specifically for him on the wall of his basement apartment, and in a frame no less
heās also a big-ass mommaās boy
and heās the only one grace callsĀ āsillyā as a term of endearment
and he has a fear of needles due to getting that tattoo when they were kids (yāall know which one iām talking about)
plus his stutter only comes out when heās under extreme emotional stress
and a close rewatch of 1X03 shows that his bedroom had an overflowing abundance of books so what if him and ben used to bond over thatš
allison speaks seven languages
she told her daughter about her siblings, and claire obviously knew them well enough that she was calling themĀ "uncleā andĀ āaunty,ā and that last one is especially heartwarming because this was around the time that vanyaās book had just come out, and yet, allisonāwho has the option of never telling claire about herāstill does, and even explains why she wasnāt allowed to go on missions
klaus was smoking blunts at fourteen
klaus was clutching daveās dogtags right before five teleported all of them to the past
and iāve noticed that he has a habit of doing that in general in season 2, especially when heās feeling kind-of low, but sometimes itās also an unconscious habit and thatās cute, too
klaus would write the things the dead would say to him, all over his bedroom wall
klaus has a habit of going barefoot whenever heās at home
five was the only person vanya felt comfortable enough with to present new violin pieces to
five outright says that everything heās done so far was to get back to his family and keep them safe
@me-evil-neverā wrote in the tags: āfive has watched his family die/be dead like 3 times if iām counting correctly (YES YOU ARE AND ITāS A PAINFUL FACT WE MUST ALL LIVE WITH), plus all he has ever done in his life since age 13 was to get back to them so he could spend time safely with themā and YES I AGREE why would you hide such an excellent point in the tags because, sometimes, even i forget that itās only been two weeks for him, and theyāre probably the roughest heās had since being stuck in the apocalypse as an actual child, and idk about you guys, but i just really want to give five a big hug because lord knows he deserves needs it
allison used to paint klausā nails during meals
and was apparently a daddyās girl, though how one could become aĀ ādaddyās girlā if the father in question was reginald hargreeves is beyond my capacity to understand
ben was reading chekhov as early as 14
ben was a bookworm, both in life and death
vanya had the smallest room
vanya openly called ben the kindest of their siblings in her book, and said that when he died, none of them had any more reason to stay
before he left, diego gave reggie a piece of his mind
all of them know how to dance
they all know how to speak and read greek (ancient fucking greek, as oneĀ of you oh-so-eloquently put it)
vanya knows how to speak russian and god knows how many other languages
(by this point iām really convinced theyāre all multilingual and there just hasnāt been an opportunity for them to utilize that yet)
she also has a mr. snuggles teddy bear
according to klaus, vanya used to cry when the others would step on ants as kids
klaus is pansexual
he also dated twins once (though iām not sure if he dated one then the other or both at the exact same time)
and has mild claustrophobia from being locked up in mausoleums all the time as a child
diego swore a pinky promise with lila and called itĀ āthe pinkiest promiseā heād ever make, and even though heās a hard-ass who wonāt hesitate to cut anybody in half, heās still at his gentlest when heās around her and he doesnāt even try to hide it
off her meds, vanya got first chair and a solo on her first try (as a violinist in a professional orchestra, lemme tell you that this is no easy feat to do)
she also seemed to have an affinity for bach (againānot easy!!)
even though he was barely starting puberty, ben was smart enough to reprogram allisonās teddy bear to say āluther smells dadās underwear.ā
upon possessing klaus for a few minutes in season 2, ben could be seen clutching various flowers and smelling them repeatedly
klaus can actually levitate in the comics
according to @valkerymillenia, ghost!ben once saved klausā life in the comics after he overdosed on heroin yet again
both klaus and diego repeatedly tried to open the lock to vanyaās old anechoic chamber and were absolutely furious when luther wouldnāt let them
diego called elliott āone of oursā despite knowing him for all of a week and a half
he also calls herbĀ āherbie,ā calmed him down after accidentally drawing a weapon on him, andĀ created a secret handshake with him, all within two hours topsĀ of meeting him
if one really thinks about it, diego is actually good with people? and that makes sense because he left the academy as early as seventeen, and he wouldāve had to talk to a lot of people just to make ends meet that first year alone, and even though reggie tried to squash that part of him down, heās still a good person at heart, you go prince of pointy things, make us all proud
i stepped into those woods and my life began ā circe by madeline miller.
staying up late with other humans is such a weird thing like you get this special bond and like a what is this feeling
do you ever think about how if you dive into the ocean and go deeper and deeper you will pass through layers of darker and darker blue until everything is black and cold and the pressure will be so intense that it will kill you without protection but if you keep going you will find little glowing specks of light, and if you go up into the sky and go higher and higher you will pass through layers of darker and darker blue until everything is black and cold and the pressure will be so intense that it will kill you without protection but if you keep going you will find little glowing specks of light
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