pick up your sword, bruh

lila. 32. she/her. bi trans woman. multifandom blog. interests change often but reliably you'll get fate, pokemon, kamen rider, symphogear, and other anime/tokusatsu. occasional homestuck warning. 98% reblogs, 2% milk

[newtype-lila]

if a fae asks for your name and you give them your deadname does that mean you’re free to pick up your chosen name from there on or are you just nameless forever no reason haha but please answer quickly

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Customer: NIER AUTOMATA. VIDEO GAME DMV: 2 BLUNTS 9 SLUTS

Verdict: DENIED

[kalichnikov]

They were cooking with this interpretation actually

[maidslime]

controversial facts on tumblr dot com: trans men are men. trans women are women.

[1mg0n]

westerners: it's very clear that in the japanese culture this does not have a romantic context and so the intended audience wouldn't take is as such, it's really just westerners lacking the knowledge of the nuances of the language and applying their own biased views on a scene that is inherently platonic [+5 paragraphs of text]

meanwhile, japanese fans:

[puzzled-on-main]

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

[qqchurch]

[beaft]

i am not a psychiatrist but i do find it really weird how autism checklists are so often focused on "outward" signs of autism rather than what is going on internally. i don't know how to explain it but "do you make eye contact with other people" feels like a much less relevant question than "how does it feel when you have to make eye contact with other people?"

[beaft]

while i'm here, the other one that always pisses me off is "do you interpret idioms literally, for example 'bull in a china shop'?"

well, no, obviously. i know what "bull in a china shop" means because that is a popular phrase with a clearly defined meaning. and if i hadn't heard it before, then i would still not interpret it literally, because it has the cadence of an idiom and i would probably be able to work out from context what it meant. what is the point of this question

[beaft]

third and final complaint: "are you good at noticing subtext?"

i feel like the problem with this question is best illustrated by a conversation i had with a friend a while back, where i said something like, "i feel very safe with you because you don't do subtle hints and you are always very straight-up with me about what you are thinking and feeling."

and he laid a hand on my shoulder and was like, look dude i'm gonna be straight up here. i am subtle with you constantly and you simply do not notice <3

[beaft]

@luckyybones hope you don't mind me screenshotting but you are actually so correct

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Dreadlocks Miku by Sin(Commission Soon)@SinTryBest

[mercurys-in-retrograde]

let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.

[shamebats]

[revcleo]

[dogpuppy]

[gazeldhazel]

I haven't had to make a post like this before, but the situation is pretty dire and the landlord management whatever is doing fuck all, so.

I'm currently staying at my sister's place, of which has a mold, ant, and leaking water problem. we've had to deal with ants crawling out of the walls three separate times this week, and it's become too much to deal with. the ants are crawling out of the outlets now. im trying to get money for her to help her move. moving costs plus fees and rent and whatever will probably be a lot so im. on my hands and knees asking for this

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it's my kofi but that's just because her paypal is locked or something and she doesn't have a kofi. any amount helps. please

$95/$5000

[gazeldhazel]

after paypal fees and stuff, we're at 838/5000. an exterminator came a little over a week ago, and showed off some stuff that's just poisoned bait, and said it could take two weeks to show an effect. well, we just had a shit ton more ants come out of one of the spots that the exterminator already put bait in, and while i put more down im not hopeful that it'll actually work. this apartment is still moldy, ant filled, and leaking, and my sister is still trying to find a job and new place. ive sat over its shoulder and watched it apply and find places but im sure everyone knows how hard it is to find or even keep a job these days, especially as a disabled transfem. im hoping the moving costs wont be as much as the goal is set to, and even the amount so far will help tremendously, but any amount more would be incredibly helpful

[roboco-san]

Im still concerned about your dad using laundry powder from the 1950s

literally what the hell. where did he even get this.

[frostops]

i just think that in reading kinosaki's gender you have to consider things like her belief that she is going to die, the way she tries to stop gero from getting too invested in a relationship with her, and the way she looked at that photo of her in a wedding dress with gero.

the answer to "why would a trans woman repeatedly call herself a guy" (other than she is a fictional character subject to the biases of the author) is the same reason she would repeatedly cut off a relationship with someone she is clearly in love with. sometimes characters do not sincerely mean the things they say. she makes that face after saying this is all just practice so it doesnt count. shes not exactly forthcoming about her feelings

[smute]

i think the most upsetting thing about american-flavor puritanism is how fucking patronizing it is. it's 2026 but the whole world still has to deal with a cultural hegemony grown from the gnarled vestiges of victorian-era paternalism. tax-paying adults with passports and the right to vote are treated like wayward children because of the antiquated idea that authorities must protect the weak minds of the unwashed masses from depravity and corruption. the average american can send a fellow citizen to the chair, but they can't piss in a ditch without being declared an outlaw. american entertainment media is saturated with sex, but you can't talk about it online without getting your account suspended. it's such blatant censorship at a universal scale, but because sexual content is framed as inherently dangerous, this restriction on basic adult autonomy, this blanket denial of moral and intellectual adulthood, can be reframed as protection, an expression of care, a moral duty. "won't someone think of the children!" I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN!

[smute]

thank god that the video game that features slow motion animations of graphic gunshot wounds and is rated 18+ has a profanity filter in single player offline mode. thank you for protecting this 33 year old mind from the corrupting influence that is a horse named apple slut

[jregular]

girl: babe come over

boy: I can’t I’m having a threesome with an older couple

girl: my parents aren’t home

boy: I know

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