Miranda Writes (and makes way too many puns)

Hey I'm Miranda. I'm a 22 year old college junior and I use tumblr way too much. Just your typical feminist Journalism Major who loves corgis, expensive liquor and cuddling.

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ladiesss

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Wendy Carlos

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For people who might not know - Wendy Carlos is a trans woman who was deeply influential in early electronic music and hugely involved with the push to have synthesizers seen as real instruments.

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Some of the movies Wendy Carlos did the soundtracks for, that you may know:

A Clockwork Orange

The Shining

Tron

She has three Grammys, and a lifetime achievement award from the Society for Electro-Acoustic Music in the United States.

Oh and she also takes photos of eclipses that are so good Nasa uses them.

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Very important new character in Splatoon 2

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Preordering for this.

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10:30 me: let’s do a quick squid sketch 11:30 me: …what just happened

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a teracotta pride flag

For the gay thats not that bright and not that loud, and kinda dry 

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me, as a kid: i can’t wait til i’m an adult so i can stay up late EVERY NIGHT

me, as an adult, crawling into bed at 6:30 pm: oh thank god

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remember wgen the eggplant emoji meant …. well … *blushes and runs off* **a crow pecks at phone and sends this post**

jdjdicoockgkrkr <<crow message

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where am i

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where you belong

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I think, therefore

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i love when people point out that i’m tall like i get it you are a bottom

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“your hands are so big compared to mine” i wonder why you had to point that out

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- they randomly grab your hand and play with it, and tell you that they’re bored and wish they could be doing something else to excuse themselves for touching you

- “your fingers are so long” and then put your hand against theirs and repeat themselves

- they ask you to wear their jacket because it’s “cute” / if you’re close with them they’ll straight up just grab it and wear it if you already aren’t wearing it

- “you must have a really big bed / you must take up all the space in bed”

- always look for a reason to hug you and smoosh their head into your chest

- ask you to carry them on your back

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TALL BOTTOM ERASURE

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STOP APPROPRIATING BOTTOM CULTURE

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the spiders in my house watching me put up spider webs as halloween decorations

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*literally just drinks some water*

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when the gym teacher tells you to stop picking the grass

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This is so mundane yet specific at the same time

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Shes probably committing crimes right now

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Who is?

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What are you, a cop? piss off

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Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event 

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