POV: Mr. Duncan was devastated that no one signed up for the Nature Hike.
So knowing you were the school cumdump, he invited you to get some extra credit.
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POV: Mr. Duncan was devastated that no one signed up for the Nature Hike.
So knowing you were the school cumdump, he invited you to get some extra credit.
“Howdy Fellas, got a call in about shots fired at this location.
Y'all reckon I can check your weapons for any signs of firing…?”
(via dirtydads-filthyfathers)
Dad's had the same boss for 20 years.
Never met the man, but they get together for lunch every day.
“Hell Son, you ain’t gotta get your Ol Man nothing for Father’s Day.
In fact, I actually got something I wanna give you…”
"Thanks Junior, but I gotta say that's enough.
I'm gonna be washing all of this year's 'presents' outta my hole for the next 10 minutes or so..."
(via dirtydads-filthyfathers, dirtydads-filthyfathers, the-cocks-within)
Your Brother-in-Law was worried about your upcoming Guy’s Day fishing trip.
But because you had a boat before you had a car, you know just how to help him find his sea legs.
#FuckableFurball #Goals #SuckItSir
"... you think I can't hear your balls slapping, or all that heavy breathing?
Come from around that corner Boy, and let Ol Coach show you how to have fun in the showers..."
Even though he's the one who just finished a workout, Dad is gonna make sure you eat well.
"Alright Kiddo, all this cold water has my cock as shrunken as it's gonna get.
If you wanna take it, now's as good a time as any..."
Dad is concerned about how much screentime you're getting lately.
Good thing he's got something much more stimulating to keep you occupied.
POV: You thought getting all the men in your family a pubes trimmer would be a nice lil stocking stuffer.
Only thing is... Uncle Zeke took it as an insult.
Looks like that furry cock is gonna be churning your butter a bit rougher than usual.
"Look Pal, the local cops might let you go in exchange for a blowjob...
But I'm a State Trooper; you're either getting a big ticket or a big dick in your ass.
Looks like you're fucked either way."
#Goals #Lunch
The best thing about visiting your Dad is the homemade meals.
Growing boys need to eat.
Dad has no problem giving stranded guys a ride.
He's pretty good at convincing them to return the favor.