Nettywerk

33, He/Him, taken

[fluffysheeps]

Bumble sharks 🐝🦈

[crabussy]

-> listening to a jaunty country style song -> hear the lyrics wrong -> pause. frown. go back a few seconds to relisten -> hears the same fucked up lyrics -> check the actual lyrics to see what it ACTUALLY says

-> oh!

[crabussy]

your revulva....

[ruinedchildhood]

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[jetix]

Blooming lava field, 2013-09-26

[dogfagdeathwish-deactivated2025]

In the name of the faggot, the dyke, and the holy tranny, I bless you. Go forth my child, and have as much gay sex as possible

[the-big-mood]

x

[journeymanfool]

[pmamtraveller]

The Pearl With The Girl Earring by Olaf Falafel

[hajohinta]

[viehfutter]

Finally. Normal porn is back on this website.

[seabeck]

Purple finch

[were--ralph]

I CCAN'T BREATHE

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Remaining time: 1 day 12 hours

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[beau-rebloga-coisas]

Hello I am your local Senshi propagandist. Reasons you might want to vote on Senshi:

He's passionate about food and about helping people to eat well. He'll not shame you for wanting to eat because you need nutrients pn your body to work properly.

This is a reccuring joke in the anime so he's eye candy

He has a sad backstory involving all of his friends dying to starvation and prioritizing him eating over themselves because he was a young dwarf, and then he took that forward by wanting to feed everyone so no one has to suffer like he did

And he's hairy. What more do you need in a man.

[ilynpilled]

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Metahuman with super healing powers whose entire job is that once a week they go to a nearby hospital and are put into a medically induced coma for 24 hours while all their organs and blood are harvested, and kept there until they've healed up again.

They get paid a small stipend by the Heroes Council for this, and they live off that.

No crime fighting, no obvious heroics, and they only took a Super Identity because it's technically hero's council policy. Nobody's ever seen them in a cape.

Every so often the Heroes council will release an official report to the public, and there'll be another bunch of news articles wondering how some unknown super calling themselves 'Meat Factory' somehow consistently holds the record for most lives saved across the city.

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

It is essential to my vision that they are not at all sanctimonious about this.

Like, they regularly act like they're getting away with something. They joke about how they get to earn money in their sleep. They show up to their hospital visits in deliberately ridiculous disguises, on the excuse that they need to 'protect their identity'.

Part of their employment contract is that they get served the same post-operation vanilla ice cream that they normally hand out on the childrens' ward. Also a sticker. Their overnight bag is covered in stickers.

[hyper-ultra]

THE FIGHT AGAINST MEANING CONTINUES

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[dogpuppy]