this undying love

i only shower every two days

[fuckyeahfurubacaps]

[fuckyeahfurubacaps]

[whattheforkdude]

please unmute this

[nexttonirvana]

murderer: (via text) im going to kill you

me: (a week later) omg im so sorry... i saw this when i was in the middle of doing something else and then just completely forgot about it

[diary-of-a-chinese-kid]

I guess the floor was just too slippery

[sogothimdead-deactivated2020060]

[seagramsgingerale]

Me after using duolingo for a month

[realitytvgifs]

[ruinedchildhood]

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

[powerburial]

someone knocked on my door and they were wearing a red hat. i didnt answer cuz i was scared it was donald trump

[coveryourheadandneckwithyourarms]

what if it was mario you utter fool

[powerburial]

[idreamofjimmy]

[aisforarthur]

[ruinedchildhood]

[scary-numbers]

[colehersch]

Action

[mkzmerryfriend]

HE DESERVES AN OSCAR

[mynewurl]

[ramenjesus-deactivated20121014]