[menacingangel]

headrest

[cyber-corp]

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

[cyber-corp]

i know what i’m doing dw

[cyber-corp]

Keep in mind I only know like. Two Greek gods by name. Homer is one of them, and he was good friends with Odysseus I think?

[cyber-corp]

Wait fuck Homer isn’t a god he wrote the fucking thing. Fuck

[cyber-corp]

POST CANCELLED NO ONE LOOK

[cyber-corp]

desperately google searching for “greek gods to pray to when people notice your online idiocy”

[pluto-officially]

You're failing.

[cyber-corp]

You don’t think I know that, God of Death? Can I pray to you so I can DIE ALREADY

[communist-mannyfesto]

Pluto is Roman, not Greek

[cyber-corp]

?????

[enigma-system03]

Short version is that Pluto is a later name for the god of death, which is often associated with the Roman era/Roman mythology. Hades is the earlier name.

[cyber-corp]

I set up my own house made of sticks and it has promptly fallen on me

[cyber-corp]

HE’S NOT EVEN REAL?????*

[cyber-corp]

I made this post thinking I knew what kind of fire I was playing with. Hephaestus, God of Fire, looking upon me from his fuck off tower or whatever said “Oh you think you know? Check this shit” and promptly set my post ablaze for everyone to observe

[legionoftuna]

Hephaestus doesn't have a tower, he lived in a volcano

[cyber-corp]

FINE THEN. BIG FUCK OFF VOLCANO. WHATEVER

[cyber-corp]

wrong.

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

Lightning Bait

You're basically doing the post equivalent of standing out in a field during a storm with a ten-foot copper pole, you better hope Zeus is busy hiding from Hera.

[cyber-corp]

FUCK'S SAKE NOT AGAIN

[taco-bee]

I need you to name every greek God you know and what they are for plz

For science

[cyber-corp]

OKAY FINE HERE'S WHAT I'VE FOUND

HERMES: DA FUNNY ONE

ZEUS: DA LIGHTNING (NOTE: THOUGHT HE WAS NORDIC, FATHER OF THOR)

POSEIDON: DA SEA ONE

HEPHAESTUS: DA FIRE/FORGING/STEEL ONE

APHRODITE: DA HOT ONE

KRATOS: GOD OF WAR

HADES: DA HELL ONE. ROGUE LIKE

APOLLO: DA DODGEBALL/PROPHECY ONE

[boxxed-juice]

ares is the god of war, not kratos

[cyber-corp]

WHY THE FUCK DOES THE GAME CALL HIM GOD OF WAR THEN

[ironwoman359]

I can't believe this post is less than 24 hours old, it feels like something out of classic tumblr lore

[bingle-official]

op god of war is not official greek mythology lmao

[reekill-playlists]

Someone needs to read a Percy Jackson book

[reekill-playlists]

hey is this still post of the year or

[cyber-corp]

NO

[zelly-fangirl]

how's the hole op? want some snacks? a blanket? a shovel to dig yourself out?

[cyber-corp]

I'D LIKE OUT NOW I THINK

[cyber-corp]

Reblogging this as I’m going to see The Odyssey today. Maybe then I can figure out what the fuck is going on.

[thepuppeteer-andthetrashmob]

did it help, op?

[the-last-starlit-cat]

Something, something about them 🥺💕

[dagnyart]

Commission for dearest @nezumichan16

Thank you, dear friend, for the new order! I am always so happy to create something cozy and warm for you; I hope I managed to capture that family atmosphere in the drawing, and thank you so much for trusting me! I look forward to seeing you here again! ❤️❤️❤️

[nezumichan16]

Ahhh!!! It’s so cute!!! I love it!!! You always do such an amazing job and I love working with you!!! 🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be a part of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[sassycurse]

one of the best feelings tbh

[tomoless]

Bruce visits the farm to do a whole lot of nothing

[rollcody]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[jasontodddidnothingwrong]

I love those fics where the Justice League first realise Bruce has kids, but I haven't seen a single one where they do the math

Superman: *looks from Batman to his kids, then back again*

Superman: I thought you said you were in your thirties?

Batman: Late thirties, but yes.

Green Lantern: *gestures to Nightwing and Red Hood* These two are like 30!

Nightwing: Rude! I'm 26. I don't look that old, do I B?

Red Hood: yes

Nightwing: I wasn't talking to you, gumball. Besides, at least I'm not 21 being called 30.

Red Hood: At least I didn't have to stay home from patrol last week because I threw my back out, old man

Nightwing:

Nightwing: *launches himself at Red-Hood knees-first*

Batman: Boys! Stop fighting! You're both full of youthful vigor

The Flash: *shaking his head* Babies having babies

[titaniamimzy]

@nezumichan16

[sugarsylvie]

Eevee finally accepts the cone!

[cowsnotcrows]

batfam movie night that just devolves into gossiping and teasing each other :)

[dragengyrr]

Bedtime ritual 🙃

[nezumichan16]

@titaniamimzy

[niqvassieart]

little owls and cow parsley, may 2026.

[krakenkarel]

[spookdnerves]

I need these guys to get their own comic run

[catoxicc]

he's sleepy

inspired off of @worstwolverinesbf 's post: https://www.tumblr.com/worstwolverinesbf/792170958132822016/has-anybody-drawn-corensupes-sitting-down-and?source=share