summary: you and bucky barnes were enemies. always arguing, always getting paired up for missions that ended with yelling and maybe a few broken ribs. but when the rest of the thunderbolts get turned into toddlers by accident, you and bucky are the only ones left to take care of them. suddenly, you're stuck playing mom and dad to five chaotic babies with too much energy and too many opinions. between diaper changes, late-night cuddles, and a few soft moments you didn’t expect, something between you and bucky starts to shift. but when the babies go back to normal, will they remember what happened... and will he?
warnings: slow burn, enemies to reluctant co-parents to something more, emotional whiplash, soft bucky barnes, soft reader but in denial, found family vibes, accidental parenting, hurt/comfort, some angst, a lot of fluff, crying (mostly the reader), bucky calls the toddlers “his kids” once and means it, thunderbolts chaos, baby bob being the favorite, baby walker being loud, baby yelena being feral, baby ava being shy, baby alexei being dramatic, tiny duck plushie slander, and one single dance on the porch that might ruin you.
note: this was supposed to be a joke. it is not a joke anymore. it got feelings. i blame baby bob. thank you to my brain for deciding bucky barnes as a dad is both funny and heartbreaking. this story includes a lot of cuddles, chaos, and emotional damage. thank you for reading and if you cry, good. i did too.
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The elevator dinged just once before the doors slammed open like they were afraid of the man inside. Bucky Barnes stormed into the Tower lounge with all the grace of a loaded weapon. His boots were thunder, his jaw was a locked trigger, and his eyes were practically glowing with rage. The kind that was cold, quiet, lethal—but held together by the sheer force of “if I talk right now, I will commit a felony.”
The rest of the Thunderbolts froze mid-conversation. Ava paused in her weird halfway-phase through the kitchen counter. Yelena blinked, a Cheeto half-raised to her mouth. John Walker raised an eyebrow like he was about to make it about him. Again.
Only Bob—the sweet, sunshine-soul Bob—visibly recoiled, clutching his comic book like a holy relic and mouthing a silent “oh no.”
Bucky's metal hand slammed onto the kitchen counter hard enough to make everyone jump. “I can’t stand that bitch.”
The room went dead silent.
Except for Alexei, who straightened on the couch like a Soviet mother had just entered the room and slapped him.
“HEY!” he barked. “We do not talk to women like that!”
Bucky didn’t even look at him. He was pacing now, jacket half-off, murder radiating off him like steam. “She acts like she knows everything. She doesn’t follow orders, she pulls blades out of thin air, and then she’s got the nerve to put one to my throat—”
“She did what now?” Yelena asked, suddenly way more interested.
But Bob was frozen. Like actually frozen. Pale, wide-eyed, whispering something that sounded like a prayer—
Because you had just appeared beside him. Not walked in. Not entered through a door.
Teleported. Green shimmer. Quiet spark. Instant chaos. You were sitting way too calmly on the edge of the couch, next to Bob like you'd been there all day. One hand resting lazily on the back cushion, the other pinching a chip from his bowl like you hadn’t just appeared from a different plane of existence.
“Aw, Bucky,” you said sweetly, voice smooth as honey and twice as toxic. “Miss me already?”
Bob made a noise like a dying animal and scooted three inches away without blinking. Bucky stopped pacing. Turned. Saw you. And you smiled. Smug. Glowing. Infuriating.
His nostrils flared. “You—”
“Me,” you said, cocking your head. “The ‘bitch’ in question. Please, go on. I love fan mail.”
“Do you try to be insufferable,” he growled, “or is that just a natural talent?”
You gasped, mock-offended. “Why, Barnes. If I didn’t know better, I’d say you’re obsessed with me.”
He pointed at you. “You put a knife to my throat!”
“You put your hand on mine,” you said, still grinning. “I thought we were playing.”
Alexei stood up now, arms crossed, beard twitching. “I do not approve of violence unless it is mutual, respectful, or in sanctioned combat—preferably against Nazis.”
Yelena popped a chip in her mouth. “Or bad exes.”
“Or him,” Ava added, jerking her thumb at Walker.
“Excuse me?” Walker said, offended. “I was literally just standing here.”
“I’m just saying,” Ava muttered, “you look punchable.”
Meanwhile, Bob—still terrified—whispered, “Do we need to… call someone? Like HR?”
You were still staring at Bucky, your smirk razor sharp. “I didn’t even go for the jugular,” you added, chip between your fingers. “Should I have?”
Bucky’s jaw was locked so tight it looked like he was going to break his own teeth. He stepped toward you—dangerously close—and leaned down, voice low enough to chill bone.
“You really want to see what happens when I stop holding back?”
You tilted your head, lips parting in the softest smile.
“Yes,” you said. “I do.”
BOB ACTUALLY FAINTED.Bob slumped sideways, half sliding off the couch like a fainting goat in a tactical vest. His head lolled against the cushion, eyes fluttering shut as he murmured something unintelligible that might’ve been a prayer. Or a death rattle.
“BOB?!” you yelped, already scrambling to catch him before he hit the floor.
Your whole vibe shifted in an instant—from feral gremlin to panicked older sibling with a protective streak the size of Asgard.
“Oh, my god—Bob?! Hey, hey, don’t you dare pass out on me, sunshine.” You cradled his head like he was made of glass, gently tapping his cheek. “Wake up. Come on. You’re okay. You’re okay, I’m here. Shhh.”
Yelena, from across the room: “He’s rebooting.”
Walker leaned in, squinting. “Should we get like—uh, water? Salt? Exorcist?”
“I swear to god,” you snapped, eyes blazing as you whipped your head toward Bucky, “if he doesn’t wake up in ten seconds I’m shoving your vibranium arm up your emotionally constipated ass.”
Bucky blinked. “My fault?! He passed out because you—you—teleported in like a damn banshee and started running your mouth!”
“Oh no, no no no,” you said, finger in his face, still cradling Bob like a sleepy kitten. “Don’t you DARE try to pin this on me. You’re the one who came in here radiating murder! You slammed a table. You screamed. You scared my baby.”
“Baby?!”
“Yes, Barnes. MY baby. Not yours. Not ours. Mine.”
Alexei, from the background, solemnly nodded. “She has claimed him. It is law now.”
“You yelled,” you continued, full-on mom rage now. “You yelled and Bob immediately shut down like a Windows 98 laptop in a thunderstorm. That’s not dramatic. That’s trauma.”
“I didn’t even touch him!”
“Yeah, well, your aura did!”
Bob stirred weakly, blinking up at you with the slow confusion of someone waking up after anesthesia.
“Wh-what… happened…?” he mumbled.
“Oh, sweetie,” you whispered, brushing his hair back. “You saw raw unfiltered heterosexual conflict. It was too much.”
Walker blinked. “Why’s she treating him like a Victorian woman recovering from a fever?”
“Because Bob,” you hissed, “has never raised his voice. Or his fist. Or hurt anyone. Unlike you, Buck-o, who storms into every room like it owes you money.”
Bucky stared at you. Fuming. Flushed. Entire body tense in a way that made the room feel ten degrees hotter.
“Oh, I’m sorry,” he said. “Should I have walked in calmly after you tried to slit my throat earlier?”
“It was a conjured blade! It barely even had weight!”
“IT GLOWED!”
“So do I when I’m mad! Are you scared of me too?!”
“Yes!” Bob croaked weakly from your lap.
Ava covered her mouth to muffle a laugh. Yelena was openly filming now. Walker had pulled up popcorn from somewhere like this was Thursday night drama on live TV.
You stood up slowly, gently setting Bob back on the couch like royalty.
Then you squared up to Bucky again. Face to face. Eye to eye. Breathing hard.
“You owe him an apology.”
“I owe you a—”
“No, no. Don’t even. Apologize. To. Bob.”
Bucky looked like someone had just asked him to punch a puppy. His mouth opened. Closed. Reopened. He stared at Bob, who stared back like a kicked bunny.
“…Sorry?” Bucky grunted.
Bob gave a thumbs up. Then passed out again.
And that was it. That was your breaking point.
You inhaled sharply, stood tall, turned to Bucky—and smiled. Oh, not a nice smile. The kind of smile that came with homicidal intent, the kind you gave people right before throwing hands, flipping tables, or setting their house on fire with your mind.
Bucky looked at you like he could already hear the incoming war drum.
“Don’t,” he warned.
You didn’t even respond.
You punched him.
Hard.
Clean. Right hook. Square to the jaw.
It made a solid crack sound. That perfectly satisfying movie-punch sound. His head actually snapped to the side.
The room went feral.
“OH MY GOD—” Bob murmured mid-faint.
“YOOOOO,” yelled Yelena, who dropped her phone but was already scrambling to hit record again.
“ZAS!” Alexei shouted, absolutely delighted.
“YESSS,” Ava whispered like it was the climax of a soap opera.
Walker gasped like a southern belle at a brunch fight. “Did she just—”
“Yes, she did,” Ava muttered. “Iconic.”
Bucky slowly turned his head back toward you, blinking like he wasn’t sure if he was turned on or concussed.
And you?
You just shrugged.
“That’s for scaring Bob.”
He opened his mouth like he was gonna say something snarky—but too late.
Your hand was already glowing green. A shimmer of chaos energy wrapped around your fingers, licking at the edges of your suit as you crouched down, wrapped an arm under Bob’s knees, and hoisted him bridal-style like he weighed nothing.
“You don't deserve to breathe the same air as my baby,” you muttered.
And with that—
POOF.
Gone. Just like that.
Left behind was a puff of green light and a bunch of emotionally unstable adults who looked like they’d just witnessed the season finale of the messiest relationship in existence.
“…I’ll kill her,” Bucky said under his breath, still touching his jaw.
Yelena choked on her popcorn. “You’re gonna what now?”
Alexei pointed sternly. “You deserved that punch. Also—apologize better next time.”
“She glows when she’s mad,” Bucky muttered again, still dazed. “It’s… not fair.”
Ava glanced at Yelena. “Wanna lock them in a supply closet later?”
“God, yes.”
“HELP!” you shrieked, storming through the automatic doors of the compound’s medical wing like the gates of hell had flung open behind you. “HELP, PLEASE, MY BABY FAINTED, I THINK HE’S DYING!”
Bob Reynolds—six foot two, elite Thunderbolt operative, and literal human marshmallow—was slumped like a tragic sack of potatoes across your shoulders, one arm dangling limply down your back, the other flopping against your hip every time you jogged a step. His glasses were askew. His hair was in disarray. And you looked like a mother raccoon dragging her emotionally fragile child to the vet.
A nurse dropped her tablet. A doctor nearly tripped over a gurney. Chaos bloomed.
“Ma’am—uh—what happened?!” one of them gasped, rushing toward you.
“He fainted!” you cried. “Barnes scared the hell out of him and he fainted! Like actually lost consciousness! Like swoon style! And now he won’t wake up!”
“Is he injured—was there trauma—?”
“YES,” you said, wide-eyed. “EMOTIONAL trauma! He saw his teammates fighting and his nervous system just said no thanks and now he’s DEAD.”
“He’s… he’s breathing,” a medic said gently, placing two fingers at Bob’s neck while you crouched to let his weight slide off your back. You immediately cradled his head like he was a newborn angel who’d been smacked by sin.
“HE’S FRAGILE,” you snapped. “Don’t touch him like that, you’ll bruise his soul.”
Bob groaned softly, blinking once.
You gasped like he’d just come back from the brink.
“Bob! Oh thank god—hi! Can you hear me? Blink twice if you recognize me. Blink once if you want me to punch Bucky again.”
“...what happened?” he murmured.
“You passed out from stress, sweetheart,” you cooed, brushing his bangs back with shaking hands. “Which is totally valid. Honestly, same. But I carried you here because you are precious cargo, and now you are banned from ever hearing emotionally charged arguments again.”
A nurse stifled a laugh. One of the doctors whispered to another, “Is she okay?”
You turned to them, eyes burning.
“I am NOT okay,” you hissed. “That was Barnes’s fault. I told him not to yell. I told him Bob’s nervous system is like a fainting goat on a rollercoaster. And what did he do? Walked in like a drama queen with a vendetta and a jawline and now my cinnamon roll of a teammate is in a goddamn coma!”
“He’s awake now—”
“That’s not the point!”
Bob gave a small thumbs up, still horizontal on the cot, eyes half-closed. “She’s not wrong…”
You leaned down, pressing your forehead to his like he was your baby bird.
“Don’t you ever do that to me again,” you whispered dramatically. “You scared me half to death. You are my emotional support introvert and I can’t lose you. You’re the only normal one on this team.”
He blinked, dazed. “…Ava’s normal.”
“She’s phasing through walls on purpose to avoid Walker’s playlist, Bob. That’s not stable.”
Another nurse walked in. “Hey, someone said there was a—”
“He’s fine now,” the first doctor sighed. “She just needed to panic dramatically for a few minutes.”
“I’m still panicking,” you muttered, grabbing a blanket to tuck around Bob like he was freezing to death. “Bucky traumatized him. Again.”
Bob whispered, “...did you punch him?”
“Oh, honey.” You kissed his forehead like a war widow. “Of course I did.”
You don’t mean to look like someone’s mom.
Okay, that’s a lie. You absolutely mean to.
The tactical harness is half-buckled over your hoodie as you chase Bob around the room with a protein bar in one hand and a sealed serum injector in the other. He’s dodging you with the agility of someone who’s fully trained in combat scenarios but has the emotional age of a kindergartener when it comes to shots and breakfast.
“Bob,” you warn, voice tight but full of affection. “If you don’t hold still, I swear to god I will sedate you and carry your ass onto the Quinjet in a papoose.”
“I hate needles,” he groans, ducking behind the couch.
“You’ve been SHOT before!”
“I was unconscious for that!”
You huff. Dramatically. The way a tired mother might when she’s already had three cups of coffee and not a single one did the job. You mutter a spell under your breath—just a tiny one—and the serum injector floats, slamming itself gently into his upper arm.
Bob yelps. “Hey!”
You pop the protein bar into his mouth before he can whine more. “That’s for stamina. And to shut you up.”
He chews grumpily, cheeks puffed like a cartoon chipmunk. You run your fingers through his hair, smoothing down the chaos. He lets you, grumbling something unintelligible through the granola. You pretend not to hear it.
Across the room, Bucky watches with a scowl sharp enough to cut titanium.
“You gonna do that for everyone on this mission?” he asks, arms crossed.
“Nope,” you say brightly, fixing the collar on Bob’s jacket. “Just my favorite.”
Bucky scoffs under his breath, but you see it—the twitch in his jaw, the flicker of something beneath the surface. He hasn’t spoken to you since the fight. Since the dagger. Since the words you regret and the ones you don’t. And frankly, you’re not ready to rip that scab off just yet.
This morning isn’t about him.
This morning is about Bob, and Yelena, and Ava, and the rest of the team being sent off on a mission you’re not cleared for. Something dimensional. Temporal. Dangerous, probably. But Val insisted. Said they were the only ones who could do it.
You? You’re “still on cooldown,” apparently.
Read: emotionally unstable.
You kiss two fingers and tap them to Bob’s forehead. “No touching weird glowing objects. No speaking to old women with no eyes. No dramatic sacrifices unless you’re being watched by at least two cameras so I can go viral.”
He gives a crooked smile. “You’ll miss me?”
“I’ll cry exactly once if you die. Twice if you forget to bring back snacks.”
You help him strap on the last piece of gear, fingers lingering at the shoulder just a little too long. Like if you hold him together tightly enough, he won’t come back broken.
And then—he’s gone. Off to the jet. Yelena waves. Ava nods. Walker and Red Guardian are already arguing about socks or strategy or both.
The room empties.
You’re left standing in the middle of it, hands on your hips, magic curling at your fingertips like it knows something you don’t.
Beside you, Bucky speaks, low and gruff. “You really think they’ll be okay?”
You don’t look at him. You just whisper, almost to yourself—
“They better be.”
You always forget how quiet it is out here.
The trees murmur softly around you, their summer leaves catching the light in pale flickers as the wind rustles through the branches. The river moves slow, steady. It glides past the edge of the dock with lazy purpose, carving its way through the grass like it’s got nowhere to be but here. It smells like earth and water and peace.
It’s unnatural. Too soft. Too still.
You’re sitting cross-legged at the edge of the wooden dock, hands idle in your lap, chin tucked toward your chest. There’s a fishing rod resting beside you—not that you’re using it. You just like the illusion of a task. Something to explain why you’re here. Something harmless. Normal.
Like you didn’t nearly stab your teammate to death a few days ago. Like you’re not still vibrating with leftover magic under your skin, the kind that crackles too loud in silence. Like you’re not haunted.
You reach down and skim your fingers along the river’s surface. The water’s warm—sun-heated, soft—and it doesn’t flinch when you touch it. That always surprises you. For all the things you’ve broken, the chaos you carry, nature never seems to mind you.
Unlike people. Unlike Bucky. You suck in a breath and tip your head back to the sky.
The clouds are fat and slow-moving. Lazy. Blissfully unaware. The kind of sky that should be seen from a picnic blanket or a hammock or maybe a child’s drawing. You want to hate it for being beautiful. But you don’t. You’re too tired for bitterness today.
This was his house, after all. Tony’s.
You glance behind you toward the rustic, lake-view cabin. It’s still exactly how he left it. The same red roof. The same old porch swing. The same scattered junk in the shed that looks like it shouldn’t be legal or safe. Morgan’s old crayon drawings still decorate the kitchen fridge, faded but defiant. You never asked Pepper for permission to come here. You didn’t have to. She told you once—quietly, and without ceremony—that the lake house was always open for you.
He wanted you to have somewhere to come back to. You curl your knees to your chest, resting your chin there. God, you miss him.
You miss the sound of his voice when it softens for you. You miss the way he’d flick you on the forehead when you got too moody, and then immediately bribe you with fancy lab snacks. You miss the way he’d look at your magic—not with fear, not with awe, but with curiosity. Like you were a puzzle he wanted to solve, not a threat to contain.
No one else ever looked at you like that. Not even Bucky. Not even now.
You close your eyes, swallowing the lump in your throat. It’s stupid. It’s been years. Tony’s been gone longer than he was in your life. And yet, this house feels more like home than anywhere else you’ve lived. More than the Tower. More than the SHIELD bunkers. More than your own childhood bed, which hasn’t existed for a long time now.
It’s because he believed in you.
Even when you didn’t.
You rub at your face, feeling the crusted edges of the healing bruise along your cheekbone. You haven’t done magic since you got here. Haven’t summoned a single blade. You came to this place to breathe. To remember. To not destroy anything.
You wonder if Tony would laugh at all of this. Probably. He’d say something ridiculous like “I always knew Barnes would be the reason you’d snap. Should’ve let me shoot him in the knee back in ’16.”
You smile at that. Just a little. “Miss you, old man,” you whisper.
And for a second—for a breath—you almost think you hear him. Not words. Not a ghost. Just a spark. A flicker in the air. Like the arc reactor still humming through the fabric of the world.
The mission had been simple.
In and out. Grab the relic. No fighting, no magic, no “accidental” body counts. The directive had been clear: retrieve the object, contain it, don’t touch it. So of course, the moment they got back to the Tower, all five of them stood around the thing like it was the last bottle of vodka in Siberia.
It sat dead center on the briefing room table—short, squat, and sealed with a black wax emblem none of them recognized. The bottle was glass, thick and oddly shaped, like something that belonged in a medieval apothecary or a vampire’s liquor cabinet. And inside it?
A deep red fluid. Thick. Slow-moving. Almost… alive.
"Why is it glowing?" Yelena asked flatly, propping her chin on her fist as she squinted at it. “It wasn’t glowing before.”
“It’s not glowing,” John Walker said, arms crossed. “It’s… resonating.”
“That’s worse,” Ava muttered from across the room.
“I think it’s cool,” Alexei said, looming far too close to it. “Very dramatic. Makes a statement.”
“You want to make a statement?” Ava snapped, flinging her hands in his direction. “How about ‘Don’t store interdimensional biohazards on a kitchen table’? Or maybe ‘Let’s call a sorcerer before we accidentally melt into puddles’?”
“It’s not melting anyone,” Walker scoffed. “We didn’t even open it. It’s sealed.”
“Yeah? Well maybe we shouldn’t be breathing near it either.”
“Oh my god,” Yelena groaned. “Can we not do this for once? We got the creepy demon juice, we’re back in one piece, let’s just—I don’t know—wait for Val?”
“Sure,” Ava said coolly. “Let’s all wait. And if one of us starts speaking in ancient tongues or turns into a pigeon, I’ll say ‘I told you so’ through gritted teeth.”
“Guys,” Bob piped up, timid and wide-eyed, “maybe we should move it to a containment unit?”
They all ignored him.
A beat passed. The tension simmered.
And then, like fate herself decided to screw subtlety, Ava threw her arms up in frustration—just as Walker leaned forward to say something else stupid—and someone’s elbow clipped the bottle.
It wobbled. Wobbled again. And fell. The moment it hit the floor, it didn’t shatter like glass.
It burst. A pulse shot out like a heartbeat—silent, red, heavy—and then thick, crimson smoke curled up from the remnants, slithering into the air like it had a mind of its own. The room filled with it instantly—sweet-smelling, cloying, oddly warm—and then it was everywhere.
Ava choked. “What the hell did you do?!”
“I DIDN’T TOUCH IT—”
“YES YOU DID, I SAW YOUR STUPID ARM—”
“EVERYBODY SHUT UP—”
Too late.
The smoke coiled tighter, circling them like a serpent, and then—, Val walked in.
The automatic door hissed open just as the red cloud finished swirling and vanished into thin air like it had never existed.
Val paused. Took one step into the room. Brows furrowed. “...What the fuck?”
No one answered. Not at first.
There was just silence. Stillness. The room looked the same. The table was wet with the remains of the fluid, the bottle pieces scattered like shattered candy. There was no fire. No screaming. No alarms.
And yet. Something was… off.
Val’s heels clicked as she walked further in, eyes narrowed.
“Okay,” she said slowly, taking in their expressions—or lack thereof. “Who broke it?”
Nobody moved. Nobody spoke. Just wide, blank eyes staring back at her.
Bob blinked first. Then, he sneezed.
It was a very high-pitched sneeze.
You didn’t speak to each other at first.
The elevator thrummed gently beneath your boots, a soft mechanical hum that did little to settle your nerves. You stood on opposite sides of the lift, backs to the walls, arms crossed like shields. The kind of stance people take when they’re trying very hard not to punch each other again.
The silence dragged.
Bucky was the first to break it, voice low and rough. “You think she’s exaggerating?”
You raised an eyebrow without looking at him. “It’s Val.”
He sighed. Ran a hand through his hair. He looked… worse for wear. Tired. Bruise healing along his jaw. A tiny scratch just beneath his ear that you didn’t want to stare at, but your eyes kept flicking to anyway.
“She sent twenty-seven texts in five minutes,” he muttered. “She doesn’t do that.”
You nodded slowly. “Which means it’s either interdimensional, magical, or something’s exploded.”
“Or all three,” Bucky said darkly.
The elevator pinged. Floor 44.
You shifted your weight, tugging your sleeves down over your wrists, trying not to fidget. You hadn’t spoken since the lake house. Since the fight. Since you’d stabbed him in a training room full of witnesses. And now you were here—reunited by shared emergency, standing side by side in uncomfortable silence like the world hadn’t tilted three inches to the left the last time you were in the same room.
Another beat passed. Bucky cleared his throat. “I, uh—was gonna text. After…”
You didn’t answer. Didn’t need to. He fell quiet again.
The elevator slowed as it reached Floor 47—restricted access, Val’s designated “oh-no-no-no” floor where emergencies were dealt with before they spilled into the public. You turned toward the doors, fingers tingling with restrained magic, muscles tensed.
Bucky watched you from the corner of his eye. “You ready?”
“Not even a little.”
The elevator chimed. The doors slid open. And your breath caught in your throat.
You blinked once. Twice. There, in the middle of the hallway, was Val.
She looked like she'd been through a war. Hair disheveled, one heel missing, shirt untucked, and a stain on her blazer that looked suspiciously like applesauce. In her arms was something squirming. No—someone.
A baby.
A small, squishy, extremely furious baby with way-too-familiar dark hair and an itty-bitty SHIELD onesie.
You blinked again.
“Don’t say a word,” Val snapped, eyes bloodshot. “Just… come inside.”
You and Bucky exchanged a look.
Then, slowly—cautiously—you stepped into the madness. And chaos met you like a tidal wave.
You hadn’t even crossed the threshold before your instincts started screaming. Magic—thick and wild—still clung to the air like smoke after a fire. It buzzed faintly against your skin, prickling at the fine hairs on your arms as you stepped deeper into the hallway. Bucky followed close behind, one hand near the knife strapped to his thigh, the other flexing like he was itching to punch the unknown square in the face.
The lights in the corridor flickered ominously, and you had to sidestep what appeared to be a trail of goldfish crackers leading directly into the main conference room. You didn’t ask. You didn’t want to know.
Val stood just inside the doorway, her face an exhausted masterpiece of rage and disbelief. Her dark hair was pulled back into a half-undone ponytail, her mascara was smudged, and she held what looked like a baby in her arms—fat-cheeked, glaring, with a tuft of auburn hair and a scowl that, disturbingly, reminded you of John Walker.
You stopped short. Bucky nearly bumped into you. Val didn’t give either of you time to process.
“Come in,” she said, voice hoarse and tight with a fraying edge of hysteria. “Close the damn door behind you.”
Your boots clicked against the tile as you obeyed. Bucky muttered something under his breath that you couldn’t quite catch, but it sounded like a prayer. The moment the doors sealed shut behind you, a new sound filled the air—high-pitched, chaotic, overlapping.
Crying. Arguing. Giggling. Something heavy crashing to the floor. You turned the corner and froze. All logic stopped.
Five small figures occupied the room like gremlins unleashed from hell itself. One of them—Alexei, you assumed—was trying to climb the window blinds using only his teeth and a wildly ineffective pair of toddler arms. Another, unmistakably Ava, sat cross-legged under the conference table, surrounded by floating pieces of dismantled tech, tiny face screwed up in furious concentration.
Yelena was in a corner, stabbing a juice box with the savagery of someone trying to commit war crimes through a straw.
And in the center of it all, surrounded by a small pile of blankets, was Bob. Tiny. Round.
Wearing one of those ridiculous “I’m the future” shirts that someone must have dug out of a Stark Industries drawer.
He saw you and his entire face lit up like a sunrise.
“Mama!”
You blinked. Bucky swore under his breath, spinning on his heel like he was about to hit the emergency elevator button and vanish from this plane of existence. You grabbed the back of his jacket before he could escape.
Val rubbed at her temples and muttered, “I told you not to touch the bottle. But noooo, someone had to argue about proximity spells and elemental containment and—well, now we have baby assassins, congratulations.”
You stepped forward on unsteady feet, crouching slowly as Bob toddled toward you with his arms outstretched. He tripped once, recovered, and barrelled into you like a chubby missile, wrapping his tiny arms around your neck.
“Mama,” he mumbled again, this time softer, more tired. “You came.” Your throat closed.
You wrapped your arms around his tiny frame, magic flaring silently under your skin as you scanned him for injuries. Nothing broken. No magical burns. Just… small. Vulnerable. And looking at you like you were the only safe thing in the world.
Bucky crouched beside you, eyes flicking over Bob and then around the room like he was still waiting for the real threat to reveal itself. “They’re all like this?”
“All of them,” Val said, sounding like she needed a drink, a nap, and possibly a new career.
You stood up, lifting Bob easily in your arms. He curled against you instantly, one thumb in his mouth, the other hand tangled in the collar of your shirt.
“This is temporary, right?” Bucky asked warily.
Val didn’t answer right away. She just exhaled slowly, like she was bracing herself for an explosion that hadn’t happened yet.
“I don’t know,” she admitted. “We’ve got two sorcerers on a call, one is crying, and the other just said something about ‘age-locked soul regression’ and hung up.”
Bucky ran a hand down his face. You just stared at Val.
“So what you’re saying,” you said flatly, “is that you called me back from my grief vacation to run a daycare full of mini war criminals, and you don’t even know how long this lasts.”
Val smiled grimly. “Welcome home.”
Val checked her watch like she wasn’t surrounded by chaos. Like there weren’t juice stains soaking into Stark Tower’s designer rugs or an unconscious Red Guardian face-first on the floor after trying to body slam a beanbag chair. She smoothed her blazer, adjusted the one-heeled shoe still attached to her foot, and—while you cradled a drowsy toddler Bob on your hip and Bucky stared blankly at the wall like his soul had just left his body—said the words that would forever haunt your dreams:
“Well. I gotta go.”
You blinked. Bucky blinked.
Val clapped her hands once, as if trying to shake off crumbs. “I’ve got a crisis call with a coven in Prague, and then there’s a press situation brewing with the UN. Something about unauthorized dimension-hopping and a minor possessed goat.” She waved vaguely toward the ceiling. “Anyway. This—” she gestured broadly at the pint-sized chaos, “—is officially not my problem anymore.”
“Val,” you said slowly, adjusting Bob’s weight in your arms as he yawned and drooled on your shoulder, “you cannot be serious.”
“Oh, I’m very serious,” she replied, already moving toward the exit. “Pepper said not to disturb her unless something was on fire or bleeding, and technically no one is bleeding right now, so.”
“Yelena bit Walker,” Bucky said flatly, arms crossed.
“Baby Yelena,” you clarified. “Bit baby Walker.”
“She also cursed in Russian,” Bucky added. “Twice.”
Val waved that off like it was paperwork. “You’ve both handled worse. I have faith in you. You're a natural leader.”
“You left a literal god in a diaper and called it leadership,” you muttered.
“Correct,” she said cheerfully, already halfway out the door. “And hey—think of it as team-building. Trauma bonding. Therapeutic domestic immersion!”
The door hissed shut behind her before you could hurl something after her.
Silence fell. Well—not silence. There was still the sound of baby Ava stacking StarkPads like building blocks, the rhythmic creaking of toddler Alexei trying to bounce off the walls again, and a very soft, very suspicious splorch noise coming from somewhere behind the couch.
You sighed. Loudly. Bucky exhaled beside you and rubbed a hand down his face, voice low and tired. “What the hell do we do now?”
You looked down at Bob, who had his thumb in his mouth and his other hand tangled in your hair. His eyes were already fluttering shut. He looked so peaceful. So innocent. So unaware of the raging dumpster fire surrounding you.
You adjusted him against your chest and said, “First? We find juice boxes. Then? We pray.”
Bucky nodded, slow and solemn. And for the first time all day, he actually looked at you. Not just a glance. Not a glare. A real look. Soft. Quiet. Maybe even… apologetic. But there wasn’t time for that now.
Because baby Yelena had disappeared. And the emergency sprinklers just turned on.
There is a kind of silence that comes right before everything explodes. A charged, fleeting moment where the universe holds its breath.
And then—
The crying starts.
It begins with Bob. Just a soft whimper, barely a sound, muffled against your chest as he stirs from his nap. He’s warm, flushed, eyes still bleary, but the instant he realizes he’s not in your arms anymore—just lying beside you on a pillow—his mouth opens in a slow, terrible wail that rises like a storm cloud and does not stop.
You reach for him instantly, but you’re too late.
He sets off Ava.
Her screech is sharper. Meaner. Like glass shattering on tile. She’s standing in the middle of the room with her fists clenched, bottom lip trembling, tears welling like twin tidal waves. One second she’s fine. The next she’s full banshee. She throws her spoon. It explodes against the wall.
Alexei joins in before he even knows why. He hears the sound, sees the distress, and promptly throws himself on the ground, legs kicking, wailing like someone just stepped on his dreams. He rolls over, bumps into a cushion, and starts yelling louder.
And Yelena—sweet, violent, unpredictable Yelena—stands up from the laundry basket she was using as a fort, looks around at the descending bedlam, and starts crying out of pure spite.
It’s deafening.
You scramble across the room on your knees, arms outstretched, magic sparking helplessly at your fingertips as you try to gather them. Bob first—his arms are already reaching for you. You scoop him up, kiss his forehead, shush him, bounce gently. He does not care. He screams louder.
“Where is Bucky?” you growl, trying to untangle yourself from Bob’s sticky grip.
“Right here!” he barks from the hallway, rushing back in, hair a mess and his shirt inside-out. Yelena is clinging to the front of him like a spider monkey, her face mashed against his collarbone, screaming directly into his soul.
He looks wild-eyed. Rattled. Afraid.
You want to laugh. You don’t. You don’t have the air to laugh.
“Help me!” you shout, trying to levitate a bottle of formula while Bob beats his tiny fists against your chest and Ava levitates a couch cushion with intent to murder.
“I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO,” Bucky yells, trying to detach Yelena without getting bitten.
“You’ve fought HYDRA death squads, Barnes, just PUT THE BABY DOWN—”
“She’s got my hair—”
“I DON’T CARE—”
A loud thud cuts you off. You whirl around.
Alexei launched himself off the back of the couch and landed flat on his stomach, wailing like a siren. He doesn’t seem hurt. Just… upset. And wet. He’s crying with his whole body, fists pounding the ground like it personally offended him.
Bucky finally peels Yelena off his shoulder and deposits her into the playpen. She immediately tries to scale the mesh wall like she’s in baby prison.
“WE NEED A PLAN,” he pants, hands braced on his knees.
“I NEED SIX PAIRS OF ARMS AND A DAMN EXORCIST,” you snap, trying to keep Bob from kicking his bottle out of your hand.
The noise crescendos. Crying. Screaming. Something electronic explodes in the corner, sparks shooting out from under the TV. You don’t care anymore. You’re soaked. You’re sticky. You’re seconds away from crying with them.
And then—
Silence.
Just for a second. Just long enough for you and Bucky to lock eyes across the battlefield.
You’re both breathing hard. Wide-eyed. Disheveled. You with Bob on your hip and dried applesauce in your hair. Him with baby sock prints on his shirt and Yelena’s pacifier tucked behind his ear like a grenade.
“This,” you breathe, “is hell.”
He nods. Grim. “Actual hell.”
Then someone starts crying again. And the moment shatters.
You were one scream away from combusting.
The lights were flickering. The tower’s temperature regulation had failed—again—and somewhere in the hallway, a fire alarm was going off that no one could reach because it was twelve feet in the air. Ava had levitated two coffee mugs and was currently banging them together like ritual drums. Alexei was naked. You didn’t know when or how, but he’d shed every piece of clothing and was sprinting through the living room like a glittery gremlin on a sugar high. Walker was sobbing into a pile of couch cushions like the world had personally betrayed him. Yelena was sharpening crayons. Sharpening. Crayons.
And Bob, your sweet little Bob, was wrapped around your leg like a weighted anchor, wide-eyed and sniffling, clutching the hem of your shirt like it was a holy relic.
Your eye twitched. Your jaw clenched.
And then, very quietly, you snapped.
Magic flared like a shockwave from your fingertips. Not out of rage, not yet—but out of sheer, unhinged desperation. You waved one hand through the air with a sharp, sweeping motion, and with a flick of your wrist, the living room shifted.
The floor shimmered, glowed, and transformed.
The couch cushions floated gently into the air and reassembled themselves into a playpen fortress, complete with safety barriers, tiny blankets, and soft lights that pulsed like stars. A calming scent of lavender and cocoa drifted through the room. The broken coffee mugs reformed into glowing orbs that danced mid-air, swirling like baby mobiles. The fire alarm shut off. Alexei’s clothes reappeared on his body mid-run, and he skidded to a halt, confused but delighted.
Every child went still.
Ava’s mouth fell open in awe. The mugs dropped to the floor with a soft clink as her eyes tracked the lights like they were fairy spirits. Yelena—tiny, lethal Yelena—sat down cross-legged on the spot, crayons forgotten in her lap. Even Walker, snotty and red-faced, blinked up in wonder.
And Bob?
Bob was glowing.
Not literally—but in the way toddlers do when something lights up their whole world. His eyes sparkled as he stared at you, face round and amazed, mouth opening in a joyful little gasp.
“More!” he chirped, grabbing your hand. “Mama! More pretty!”
You let out a breath you didn’t realize you were holding. Something in your chest eased. Warmed.
With a softer motion, you conjured a gentle snowfall. It wasn’t cold—just glittering illusion, falling like sugar from the ceiling. Bob reached for the flakes with both hands, giggling in delight, and Ava squealed, chasing them across the carpet.
Alexei threw himself into a pile of conjured pillows with a triumphant yell. Yelena tried to catch a flake on her tongue and grumbled in Russian when it disappeared.
Bucky appeared in the doorway, stunned silent.
He took in the scene—five tiny Thunderbolts sitting peacefully in a glowing, enchanted wonderland, laughter echoing like music—and blinked slowly like his brain had blue-screened.
“What the hell,” he muttered.
“I snapped,” you said, breathless, still holding Bob close. “Magically. Domestically. Emotionally.”
He walked forward slowly, dodging a floating duck-shaped spark of light. “You turned this into a preschool fantasy movie.”
“I saved our lives.”
Bob giggled again, clapping tiny hands against your cheeks and leaning into your chest. “You did magic,” he whispered proudly. “You magic mama.”
You felt your heart split clean down the middle.
Bucky rubbed a hand down his face. “I don’t know if I’m terrified or impressed.”
“Both,” you replied, brushing a curl from Bob’s forehead. “Be both.”
You made the fatal mistake of blinking.
One moment—peace. Quiet giggles. Sparkly fake snow drifting through the air. You were a goddess among toddlers, a mother of dragons with a halo of glitter and cocoa-scented calm. Bob was nestled in your lap, playing with a soft conjured rabbit. Bucky was cautiously sipping cold coffee while keeping one eye on Ava, who had finally stopped trying to rewrite Stark protocols with finger paint.
But peace, as you were learning, was a trap.
Because the second you turned to conjure a new blanket for Walker—who was beginning to sniffle again with the kind of pout that threatened to erupt—the room descended into absolute anarchy.
It started with Alexei. Of course it was Alexei.
You didn’t see him do it, but you heard the crash. The unmistakable sound of a plastic bin full of LEGOs and emergency tools being upended onto the floor. You turned just in time to see his chubby little legs disappear into the hallway, a screwdriver in one hand, glitter still stuck to his forehead, screaming something that sounded vaguely like, “I BUILD NOW!”
And then Ava shrieked.
Not because she was scared—no, no. It was the shriek of competitive bloodlust. She took off after him like a heat-seeking missile, levitating the duck-shaped mobile and hurling it like a weapon.
“GET BACK HERE,” you shouted, scrambling to your feet, Bob tumbling against your chest like a startled kitten.
“Why is she flying?!” Bucky barked, pointing at Ava as she literally lifted off the ground for three seconds before crashing into a beanbag chair.
“I DON’T KNOW, BUCKY, MAYBE BECAUSE SHE’S MADE OF MAGIC AND SPITE.”
Yelena, meanwhile, took advantage of the chaos by climbing the bookshelf.
You didn’t know how she got up there. You didn’t want to know. One second she was scribbling ominous symbols on the wall in red crayon—yes, red, of course—and the next she was crouched like a tiny sniper on the fourth shelf, chewing on the binding of a S.H.I.E.L.D. training manual like it owed her money.
Walker had begun crying again.
Not just crying—screaming. Full-volume toddler meltdown. He crawled under the couch, sobbing “I WANT MY SHIELD” on repeat like a tiny brainwashed Winter Soldier, refusing to come out.
“Bucky,” you yelled, trying to teleport Bob’s toy out of Ava’s war path. “GET YELENA.”
“She’s got a knife!” he hissed back.
“What?!”
He ducked behind the couch, emerging moments later with Yelena wriggling under his arm, a makeshift dagger made from a broken spatula clutched in her tiny fist. She screamed something guttural and kicked him in the ribs.
“I hate this,” Bucky grunted, staggering.
“I told you we should’ve just faked our own deaths!”
Bob, still in your arms, was clapping. “Fun!”
You looked down at him, sweat on your brow, hair in your mouth, glitter somehow in your eyelid.
“Sweetheart,” you panted, “are you… enjoying this?”
He beamed, two teeth showing. “So much fun!”
You groaned and dropped back into the armchair as Yelena shrieked “FREEDOM!” and escaped Bucky’s grip like a feral badger. Walker was still sobbing under the couch. Ava was now levitating herself again. Alexei had returned and was trying to unscrew the floor vent.
Bucky leaned against the wall, disheveled and furious. “They’re going to kill us.”
“Not if I kill myself first,” you muttered.
A bottle flew past your head and exploded against the wall.
Bob clapped again. “Boom!”
It was Bucky’s idea.
You should’ve stopped him. Should’ve tackled him when he opened his mouth and said the now-infamous words: “Okay, who’s hungry?”
Because the second those words left his lips, all five children lost their collective baby minds.
“ME!!” Alexei screamed, punching the air like someone had offered him a fight instead of food.
“Ava hungee!!” Ava shrieked, arms flailing as she levitated a fork from across the room and nearly impaled a couch cushion.
“I wan’ 'ghetti!” Yelena shouted, her voice dangerously close to demonic pitch.
“I wan’ chikkie!” Walker sobbed, still under the couch but apparently motivated enough by processed meat to join the living.
And Bob—precious, sweet Bob, who had been clinging to your side like a sleepy koala—perked up with a sleepy little smile and said, “Nuggy time?”
Bucky looked at you.
You looked at him.
The kitchen door creaked open like the gates of hell.
You set Bob down in his little booster seat at the table and conjured another chair with magic for Yelena, who was already trying to climb onto the counter with one leg and no pants. Bucky was wrestling Walker out from under the couch with one arm while using the other to hold a frozen bag of peas to his forehead. Alexei kept yelling “HUNGEY HUNGEY HUNGEY” while trying to crawl into the fridge.
“Ava,” you said sharply, ducking as a spoon whizzed past your face, “you levitate one more utensil and I will enchant your applesauce to taste like toenails.”
She froze mid-levitate. The spoon dropped.
“Tha’ gross,” she muttered, pouting.
You started plating like your life depended on it—because it did. Bucky had dumped three boxes of frozen chicken nuggets onto a tray and tossed it in the oven while you used your powers to conjure fruit, toast, mini pancakes, and six bowls of mac and cheese.
Alexei was already trying to eat his with his hands.
“No hands! Use fork!” you said, guiding his chubby little fingers toward the utensil.
“Nooooo,” he whined, stuffing noodles into his mouth and onto his forehead. “Me big boy!!”
“Okay, big boy,” Bucky muttered, putting a juice box in front of him. “Try not to stab your brother with that straw.”
Yelena grabbed her plate, glared at her peas, and yeeted them over her shoulder like a war crime. “I wan’ 'ghetti!”
“I told you there’s no spaghetti!” you snapped, catching Bob’s juice before it spilled.
“I WAN’ SPAGHETTI!!” she screeched, slapping the table. Ava screamed in solidarity.
Walker had fallen asleep in his plate of chicken nuggets.
Bob, on the other hand, was being perfect. Bob ate slowly. Neatly. Like the tiny polite prince he was. He chewed each bite thoughtfully, his little feet swinging under the chair, hands slightly sticky but contained.
You wiped his mouth gently and smiled at him.
“Good boy,” you murmured.
“I eat good?” he asked.
“The best,” you whispered.
Then he knocked over his cup of juice with the most gentle swipe of his hand and looked genuinely surprised.
“Oopsie.”
“Of course,” you muttered.
Across the table, Bucky looked done. His hair was a mess. His shirt had a banana smear across the front. He was trying to convince Yelena to sit back down without losing a finger. His soul had left the building.
You handed him a fork with quiet pity.
“Welcome to the dark side,” you said, deadpan.
“I fought a Nazi assassin on a train once,” he muttered. “This is worse.”
Bucky's Side: The Boys’ Bath
Bucky Barnes had survived snipers, bombs, interdimensional threats, and the slow emotional death of Avengers press tours. But none of that—none of it—had prepared him for giving a bath to three superpowered toddlers in a room tiled like a war zone and soaked like a rainstorm.
“Okay,” he muttered to himself as he set the baby shampoo on the edge of the tub, sleeves rolled up and damp already. “We go in fast. No hesitation. No fear.”
He looked down into the tub where Bob, Alexei, and Walker sat, naked, slippery, and foaming.
Bob was the only one sitting still. Bucky could kiss him for that. The kid blinked up at him with big eyes, cheeks rosy from the warmth, clutching a rubber duck like it was sacred.
Walker was chewing on a loofah like it owed him money.
Alexei was trying to stand.
“NOPE,” Bucky barked, yanking him back down just as the kid tried to launch himself out of the tub like a glittery torpedo. “Sit. You’re wet, not aerodynamic.”
“But I fly!” Alexei squealed, giggling.
“You fly after you graduate potty training,” Bucky muttered.
Walker let out a yell and splashed so hard the shampoo bottle went flying. Bob blinked, looked down at his duck, then slowly and methodically bit its head.
Bucky was soaked from the waist down. He grabbed a cup, filled it with warm water, and tried to rinse Alexei’s hair while the kid twisted like an eel.
“You’re getting shampooed whether you like it or not, buddy.”
Alexei screeched in mock betrayal. “BUKY BAD!!!”
Bucky froze. “You—what did you just call me?”
“BUKY BAD MAN!”
Bob gasped. “No! Buky nice! Buky gib nuggies!”
“Damn right I did,” Bucky muttered, pressing a washcloth to his own soaked face. “I earned your loyalty, Bob.”
Walker dunked himself under water without warning and popped back up sputtering, spitting suds and yelling “I’M 'MURICA!!”
Bucky genuinely considered walking out and joining a monastery.
Your Side: The Girls’ Bath
In the other bathroom—smaller, quieter, but somehow more dangerous—you knelt by the edge of a clawfoot tub with Yelena and Ava seated like tiny empresses in a mountain of enchanted bubbles.
You had already reinforced the walls with a low-level barrier charm.
For safety.
For sanity.
“Okay, let’s keep hands to ourselves,” you said, gently running your fingers through Ava’s hair. “No throwing the soap this time.”
“She startit,” Ava muttered, pouting as you combed conditioner through her curls.
“I no!” Yelena snapped, slapping bubbles like she was interrogating them. “She touch me face!”
“You touched mine!” Ava shot back.
“Okay—enough,” you said firmly, placing a floating duck between them like a peace treaty. “Duck is neutral. You hurt the duck, you answer to me.”
Ava nodded solemnly. Yelena squinted like she was planning treason.
You conjured warm water and let it rinse gently over Ava’s head. She relaxed a little, eyes fluttering shut.
Yelena took the moment of distraction to summon a bubble the size of a basketball and smack it into her sister’s face.
Ava screamed. You caught her before she could retaliate with a water whip spell.
“Yelena!” you warned. “What did I just say?”
She crossed her arms. “Duck say nothing.”
You inhaled sharply. Counted to three. Didn’t hex anyone.
“You are both getting clean if I have to freeze time to do it.”
Ava hiccuped and curled closer to you. “I wan’ braid,” she whispered.
You smiled softly, brushing back her hair. “You got it, sweetheart.”
Yelena huffed. “I wan’ dagger.”
“Absolutely not.”
Back in the hallway…
Two bathroom doors opened at the same time.
You and Bucky stared at each other across the wet tile battlefield. You had Ava on your hip and Yelena wrapped in a towel like a burrito. He had Bob cradled like a baby koala and Alexei wrapped in four towels for containment. Walker was dragging a shampoo bottle by the nozzle like it was a trophy.
“Please tell me yours didn’t pee in the tub,” you said.
“I’ll tell you,” Bucky grunted, “when I find out which of them did.”
It had been your idea.
Beds—five of them—spread out in the Tower’s movie room like a makeshift camp, each one layered with thick comforters, soft pillows, and tiny stuffed animals that had magically appeared during the day when no one was looking. The overhead lights were dimmed, the air warm, and fairy lights—actual glowing enchantments—lined the ceiling, flickering like sleepy stars.
You sat cross-legged in the middle of it all, Bob curled up against your chest, his curly hair still damp from the bath and his thumb tucked halfway into his mouth. You cradled him gently, rubbing slow circles against his back.
The movie ended ten minutes ago. And yet—no one was asleep.
Alexei was bouncing from bed to bed like a caffeinated frog, yelling about monsters and bears and how he could defeat them all. Walker had declared war on the pillows, launching them across the room with toddler-like glee and zero aim. Yelena was spinning in slow circles, singing nonsense in Russian and holding a plastic spoon like a sword.
Ava sat quietly in her own bed, arms around her knees, eyes darting from one loud sibling to the next. She wasn’t scared. But she was overwhelmed. You could see it in the way she clutched her blanket tighter every time someone shouted too loud.
Bucky walked in then, holding three bottles and looking like a man on his final life.
“I bribed them,” he muttered, passing you one for Bob. “If they lay down, they get a story.”
“That’s not a bribe,” you said, adjusting Bob so he could sip. “That’s diplomacy.”
Yelena ran toward him and jumped into his arms without warning. He caught her with a grunt, her little limbs wrapping around him like a koala on caffeine.
“Story now!” she barked, thumping her tiny fist against his chest. “Bucky tell good one.”
You raised an eyebrow. “Bucky tells stories?”
“Only the epic kind,” he said gruffly, settling into the big beanbag chair with Yelena curled up in his lap, eyes wide and bright. “Also I’m her favorite now.”
“Bet,” you said, grinning, and kissed the top of Bob’s head.
Walker flopped onto the floor dramatically and yelled, “I wan’ da dragon story!”
“No, bear story!” Alexei shouted, diving under his blanket.
“C’n we have both?” Bob whispered against your collarbone.
Ava peeked out from her bed, voice so small it was barely a whisper. “I wan’ story, too…”
You smiled softly, opened your arms. “Wanna come here, sweetheart?”
She hesitated… then slowly crawled toward you, tucking herself against your side, her little fingers slipping into yours.
You looked across the sea of blankets and stuffed animals at Bucky.
“Ready, soldier?”
He nodded once. “Once upon a time…”
He told the first half.
A story about a brave little girl with golden hair and a mean left hook, who fought off shadow monsters with a spoon and never once cried—not even when she got lost in the woods. Yelena listened with rapt attention, eyes wide, fingers tangled in the hem of Bucky’s sleeve. Walker shouted every time the monsters showed up. Alexei demanded to know when the explosions started.
You watched him—Bucky, the grumpy, growly man who had once refused to hold a puppy on a mission—and your heart ached at the way he tucked a strand of hair behind Yelena’s ear like it was second nature.
Then it was your turn.
You told them about a little boy with curls like clouds and a laugh like thunder, who had a magic duck and a glowing compass that always pointed toward home. A boy who got scared sometimes, but always did the brave thing anyway. Bob’s eyes drifted shut halfway through, his breathing slow and warm against your chest.
Ava stayed quiet, listening. You glanced down to find her still holding your hand, her head on your arm, eyes fluttering closed.
When you finished, silence wrapped around the room like a blanket.
Alexei had passed out face-first into a stuffed tiger. Walker snored with a fist in the air like he’d fallen asleep mid-battle cry. Yelena’s grip on Bucky had loosened, her face soft and peaceful at last.
You didn’t move. Neither did Bucky.
Just a quiet glance exchanged across a battlefield that—for the first time all day—had gone still. He gave you a small smile.
“Not bad,” he murmured.
“You too,” you whispered. “Girl dad.”
His eyes softened. You reached over with your free hand, touched his arm.
“We’re gonna survive this, right?” you asked.
“…Eventually.”
Morning arrived in golden streaks across the curtains, slow and quiet, like the Tower itself was still rubbing sleep from its eyes. The fairy lights overhead had faded to a soft, amber glow. Someone’s lullaby playlist had stopped playing around 3 a.m., leaving only the gentle hum of the heater and the occasional squeak of a plush toy being rolled on in someone’s sleep.
You weren’t awake yet. Not fully.
Your mind stirred before your body did—floating somewhere between dream and waking, wrapped in heavy warmth and a surprisingly steady rhythm of breath that wasn’t your own. Your fingers twitched. Something shifted against your side.
You blinked. And then you froze.
Because your head? Was not on a pillow. It was on a shoulder.
A broad, warm, flannel-covered shoulder.
And your leg? Draped over someone else’s. There was an arm around your waist.
Your heart leapt into your throat as your gaze tilted up—slowly, hesitantly, horrifiedly—to meet the sleeping face of none other than James Buchanan Barnes.
His head was tilted back, mouth slightly open, hair tousled from sleep, stubble thick across his jaw. One hand rested loosely on your side, metal fingers curled like he’d relaxed into it hours ago.
You screamed internally.
Before you could even react, a chorus of chaotic giggles rang through the room.
“Buki an’ mama cuddlin’!!” Bob squealed from his little bed, hands on his cheeks like this was the most romantic moment of his tiny life.
Yelena howled with laughter, rolling back and forth in her blanket pile.
Walker blinked at you both, frowned, then burst into inexplicable tears.
Ava watched from the corner, covering her mouth with both hands as her shoulders shook in quiet delight.
Bucky jolted awake with a grunt, arm tightening around you instinctively before his eyes flew open.
He blinked. Looked at you. Looked at your leg over his. Looked at the chaos around the room.
“Are you—” he started.
“I am not cuddling you,” you snapped, scrambling away so fast you kicked off your own blanket and nearly face-planted into Bob’s pile of duck plushies.
Bucky sat up like he’d been electrocuted. “I don’t cuddle people!”
“Same!!”
Walker sobbed louder. Alexei sat up out of nowhere, disheveled and somehow holding a bag of dry cereal. “Why mama yellin’?”
“I’M NOT YOUR MOM—”
Bob crawled into your lap mid-scream and patted your face gently. “You ‘n Buki had sleep snugs.”
You opened your mouth. Closed it. Covered your face with both hands. Bucky groaned and dropped his head against the couch behind him.
“Kill me,” he mumbled.
Yelena threw a pillow at him. “Cuddlerrrr,” she sang.
You peeked at him between your fingers. “You drooled on me.”
He didn’t even deny it. “You kicked me in your sleep.”
Bob gasped. “You kick Buki?!”
“Okay, okay, enough,” you muttered, pulling Bob close, cheeks burning. “Everyone up. Let’s get breakfast before I disintegrate into the floor.”
As the kids scrambled to their feet and chaos began its daily resurrection, you caught Bucky’s eye one more time.
He looked away first. And maybe—just maybe—you missed the warmth.
Just a little.
There were two kinds of mornings in the Tower: the usual half-chaotic shuffle of grown adults trying to act like responsible heroes… and then mornings like this—where five pint-sized mayhem goblins were running on toddler fuel, sticky fingers, and leftover glitter from the bath bubbles.
But today? Today felt… soft.
Warm sunlight poured through the tall windows of the Tower kitchen, casting golden rays across the floor where Bob was sitting cross-legged in his duck pajamas, humming to himself and gently rocking a bottle of syrup like it was a baby. Ava leaned against your leg quietly, watching everything with big eyes. Walker had already knocked over a chair and was using it to climb the counter. Yelena was sharpening crayons for no reason again. And Alexei was running laps around the island chanting “PAN-KAKE! PAN-KAKE!” like it was a war cry.
At the stove stood Bucky Barnes.
Flour on his cheek. Hair tied back in a low bun. Wearing a navy-blue apron that read “Kiss the Cook” (you did not question where he found it). One hand expertly flipping pancakes in a skillet, the other steadying the stack already plated next to him. His face was scrunched in deep, world-ending focus.
You leaned on the counter, arms crossed, watching him work.
“Never thought I’d see the Winter Soldier making bunny-shaped pancakes,” you said with a smirk.
“Never thought I’d be this close to snapping over a missing spatula,” he muttered, flipping one like a pro. “We all grow.”
“You’re… good at this,” you admitted.
He looked up, eyebrows raised. “Did you just compliment me?”
“I’ll deny it the moment you bring it up again.”
Yelena skidded into the room, nearly wiping out, then slammed her fists onto the counter. “Buki!! My pancake has no eyes!!”
Bucky blinked. “What?”
“His face!! No eyes!! You forget eyes!!” she said, holding up a bunny pancake like it had been personally insulted.
You stepped in before Bucky short-circuited. “Let’s get some blueberries, yeah? Pancake eyes, coming right up.”
Bob clapped gently from the floor. “Buki is pancake man…”
Bucky exhaled, set another perfect circle on the stack, then crouched to look Bob in the eye.
“I am pancake man,” he said seriously. “Fear me.”
Bob giggled so hard he fell sideways into your leg.
Ava tugged on your shirt. “Can I have butter on mine?”
You scooped her up effortlessly, resting her on your hip. “Butter, syrup, and maybe a little whipped cream if we’re feeling wild.”
Walker climbed onto a stool with absolutely zero grace and yelled, “I WAN’ TOWER PAN-KAKE!!”
Alexei crashed into him. “NO! I WAN’ TOWER PAN-KAKE!!”
“Okay, okay—one Tower Stack coming up,” you said, motioning to Bucky.
He saluted with the spatula like it was a mission. “Ten-layer pancake incoming.”
Within minutes, plates were passed, juice was poured (carefully), and the kitchen fell into that rarest of states: peaceful chewing. You sat with Bob on your lap, Ava pressed against your side, watching them eat like it was a feast fit for baby kings and queens. Walker had syrup in his eyebrows. Yelena had somehow acquired a second fork. Alexei was stacking mini pancake pieces into what looked like a tank.
Bucky sat across from you, sipping coffee like a man who’d seen war and made peace with it.
You caught his eye.
And for one long, quiet second—you smiled at each other.
Like, really smiled.
Then Alexei sneezed into the syrup and Yelena started sword-fighting with forks and Bob whispered, “I love you, pan-kake…” and the moment passed.
But it happened.
And it was enough.
The world, for once, had gone gentle.
No glitter explosions. No screaming for pancakes. No enchanted utensils flying across the room. Just the soft murmur of little voices—Ava humming to herself in the corner as she scribbled stars with a blue crayon, Alexei grunting in concentration as he stacked blocks that kept collapsing, Yelena hissing at Walker because he tried to eat her bear—and beneath it all, the quiet, steady rhythm of Bob breathing against your chest.
He was out cold.
His curls were damp from the bath, cheeks flushed a sleepy rose. One of his hands was balled into your shirt like he thought you might disappear. The other was loosely gripping the tail of his beloved duck plush, already halfway down your lap.
You didn’t dare move.
Bucky was sitting beside you on the couch, arms resting on his thighs, head tilted just enough to watch Bob sleep without looking like he meant to. His metal fingers tapped once against his knee before going still again.
The Tower had never felt this quiet. Not even when it was empty.
You shifted slightly to get comfortable and winced when Bob stirred, letting out a soft baby sigh and curling closer to your heartbeat.
“Sorry,” you whispered, brushing a hand over his hair.
Bucky’s voice was low, just above a murmur. “He’s really out, huh?”
“Long day,” you said, glancing at the chaos still moving across the carpet. “They wore each other out.”
“They wore us out.”
You smiled, leaning back slightly, careful not to wake the sleeping warmth curled against you. “I’m starting to think we’re the ones being trained.”
Bucky huffed a soft laugh. It wasn’t sarcastic this time. It wasn’t bitter. Just... tired. Soft.
You looked over at him.
His eyes were still on Bob.
“You’re good with them,” you said before you could stop yourself.
He blinked. Turned his head slowly, like the compliment confused him.
“You think?”
“I know.” You shifted your gaze back down to Bob. “You made pancakes for six people before sunrise. That’s not ‘good,’ Barnes. That’s heroic.”
He smiled. A real one. Small. Hidden in the corner of his mouth. But there.
For a while, you sat in silence.
Ava brought you a drawing. She didn’t say anything, just placed it gently on your lap before scurrying away. It was a crayon portrait—lopsided and sweet. A stick figure with curly hair holding a tiny blue duck, another with a big metal arm. Both surrounded by stars.
Bucky glanced over your shoulder at it. “Is that supposed to be you and me?”
You nodded. “Apparently.”
He leaned closer, just for a second. Just long enough that your shoulders brushed.
Then—
Bob let out a long, dramatic sigh in his sleep, and you both froze.
“Don’t you dare wake him,” you whispered.
Bucky held up both hands, eyes wide. “I didn’t do anything—”
“You thought too loud.”
“Okay, that’s not a real thing—”
Bob stirred again.
You glared.
Bucky shut his mouth.
And for the next ten minutes, you just sat like that. Side by side. Breathing. Watching. Holding the soft, heavy weight of a sleeping child and somehow, maybe for the first time in a long time, not feeling like the world was on fire.
Just tired.
Just... home.
It happened fast.
One moment, you were sitting on the couch with Bob in your arms and a blanket over your knees, sipping tea while Yelena braided Ava’s hair and Alexei tried to convince Walker that glue was edible. The next, your comm buzzed to life—emergency alert, priority red. No time to argue. No time to prep. Just a look exchanged with Bucky and a whispered, “It’s quick, I promise.”
Bob had started to whimper the second you stood up.
Ava froze halfway through her braid.
“Mama?” she asked, barely audible.
“Just one hour, baby,” you whispered, brushing her cheek. “Be good for Bucky, okay?”
But Bob was already clinging to your shirt. “Nooo gooo,” he whined, voice cracking. “Stayyy here, mamaaa…”
You kissed the top of his head and passed him gently to Bucky, who caught him like someone handling fragile glass.
“I’ll be right back.”
And then you were gone.
The door shut.
The elevator hummed.
The silence cracked.
And five seconds later, all hell broke loose.
Bob began to sob, small hiccupy gasps as he buried his face in Bucky’s chest. Ava’s eyes welled up, and she clutched Yelena’s arm like she might disappear too. Alexei stomped his feet, yelling “NO FAIR!” over and over again like it was a battle cry. Walker threw himself backward onto the carpet and began to scream—not words, just primal, chaotic sadness.
Bucky stood frozen in the middle of it all, holding one trembling, snotty, heartbroken child and looking like he’d just been dropped into battle with no weapons.
“Okay, okay, hey,” he said, trying to bounce Bob gently while his metal arm rubbed slow, awkward circles on the boy’s back. “It’s fine. She’s coming back. You heard her. Just one hour.”
“Mama gone,” Bob whispered against his neck.
“No, no—she’s not gone, she’s just… busy.”
“GONNNNEEEEE,” Alexei wailed from the corner, throwing a block with the force of a javelin.
Yelena’s bottom lip quivered. “Mama always go ‘way,” she said, her tiny voice accusing. “We no want you.”
That one hit harder than Bucky wanted to admit.
He sank down onto the floor, Bob still attached to his chest, and reached his free arm out toward the girls.
“Yeah, I know,” he muttered, eyes softening. “I’m not her. But I’m here. And I’m trying, okay? So… help me out, would ya?”
Ava came first—quiet, hesitant, sitting at his side but not touching. Then Yelena crawled into his lap, curling against his arm with a dramatic huff. Bob had gone quiet now, his face red and puffy, but his breathing slower.
Walker was still howling into the void.
“Kid,” Bucky called. “You good?”
A loud sniffle.
“…No.”
“Fair.”
Alexei marched over and kicked Bucky in the shin.
“OW—what was that for?!”
“You not mama.”
Bucky looked at the four of them—messy, snot-covered, half-dressed, grieving the sudden loss of the woman who had somehow become their whole world.
“I know I’m not mama,” he said softly. “But she trusted me to take care of you. So let’s just… wait together, yeah?”
Walker sniffed again, then crawled up into his lap without asking. Ava rested her cheek on his knee. Yelena reached up and patted his chin like it made her feel better.
And Bob—little Bob—looked up with tear-glassy eyes and whispered, “You stay ‘til she come back?”
Bucky blinked.
Nodded.
“Yeah, buddy. I’m not going anywhere.”
Bucky had never been afraid of noise. Not really. Explosions, screams, the static hiss of war and metal and memory—it was all part of the rhythm he’d learned to move through like a shadow. But this kind of noise? This relentless, high-pitched, emotionally unstable cacophony? This was not battle. This was something far more dangerous.
This was five grieving toddlers, left in the temporary care of a man whose entire emotional toolkit could fit inside a shot glass.
It was only thirty minutes since you left, but it felt like years.
The living room looked like a battlefield. Yelena had overturned the toy chest and was now guarding it like a dragon with a hoard. Bob had cried so hard he’d vomited, then fallen asleep for ten minutes before waking up even more upset. Walker had locked himself in the hallway closet and was screaming about “being brave alone,” and Alexei had somehow shattered one of the tower’s unbreakable vases and was now spinning in slow, guilty circles whispering “uh-oh” like a broken record.
Ava hadn’t spoken in twenty-five minutes. She sat curled up in the corner with a blanket over her head like she was trying to disappear.
Bucky was sitting on the floor, back against the wall, legs sprawled out in front of him as he cradled Bob again—too tightly maybe, too unsure. He was sweating. His hair clung to his temple. His vibranium hand was trembling.
He didn’t know what to do.
He wanted to fix it, but he wasn’t you.
“You not mama,” Yelena had said earlier, and that truth had landed like a knife under the ribs.
He was not you.
And he could feel that fact with every scream, every whimper, every pair of tear-streaked cheeks that looked past him like they were waiting for someone else. Someone better. Someone that made the monsters under the bed go quiet with just a smile.
“Come on, buddy,” he murmured to Bob, who was sobbing again, clutching at Bucky’s flannel shirt with his tiny fists. “I know, I know—she’ll be back soon. Just... breathe, okay?”
But Bob just cried harder. And Bucky cracked. His head dropped to the wall behind him, eyes squeezing shut. His voice was ragged. “I don’t know what to do.”
He didn’t even know who he was talking to. Maybe the ceiling. Maybe the kid in his arms. Maybe you—if the universe had any mercy left in it.
Then the elevator dinged. And everything stopped.
Bob hiccuped. Alexei froze mid-spin. Even Yelena looked up from her pillow fortress like a wild animal catching the scent of home.
And then the doors slid open. You stepped out, windswept and tired, blood on your collar and soot in your hair—but whole, alive, there.
Bob screamed first. “MAMA!!”
And the floodgates burst. He scrambled out of Bucky’s arms like he’d just been released from prison and flung himself into your legs. Yelena was next, then Ava—silent tears this time, clutching your waist. Walker emerged from the closet and ran like he hadn’t been screaming betrayal five seconds ago. Alexei just collapsed in the hallway and sobbed into your ankle.
You dropped to your knees, arms wide, heart splitting in a million soft pieces.
“I’m here, babies, I’m here—I’m so sorry, I’m here.”
They piled onto you. Limbs, snot, sniffles, joy, heartbreak. Bob climbed up into your lap and tucked his face into your neck like he’d been underwater and could finally breathe again.
You held them all. Every single one. Then your eyes flicked up.
And found Bucky still on the floor, frozen in place, his chest heaving, eyes rimmed red. You stood slowly, carefully shifting Bob onto one hip and brushing Yelena’s curls back as you walked toward him.
You crouched. “Buck,” you said softly, your hand brushing his knee.
He didn’t look up. “I couldn’t calm him down. Any of them. I tried—I tried everything. And they just kept asking for you. Because I’m not you.”
His voice cracked, rough and low, choked by something that was too big to name. You took his hand—his metal one, the one that trembled—and pressed it gently into Bob’s back.
“Yeah,” you said. “You’re not me.”
His jaw clenched. “But they still love you.” He looked up then—really looked—and something in him broke.
Bob leaned forward sleepily, still sniffling, and pressed his little hand to Bucky’s cheek.
“Buki no cry,” he whispered, eyes half-lidded. “You ‘kay now. Mama here.”
And in that moment—cluttered, sticky, messy, real—Bucky exhaled. And maybe, just maybe, let go.
It started with a toy hammer. Of course it did.
You were in the kitchen, sleeves rolled up, humming while cutting strawberries and pretending like your home hadn’t been taken over by an elite squad of emotionally volatile toddlers. It was unusually quiet for a few minutes—too quiet—and you should’ve known something was brewing. Something diabolical.
From the living room: a sudden shriek.
“IT’S MINE!!” Yelena bellowed, her tiny hands gripping a plastic, glittery hammer like it was Mjölnir itself.
“No it’s NOT!” Walker snapped, eyes blazing as he tugged on the other end. “You had it all day!!”
“YOU TOUCH, YOU DIE!” Yelena shrieked.
“YOU’RE NOT MY MOM!!”
Alexei appeared from behind the couch, eyes wide. “FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!” he chanted like a sports commentator.
Ava sat in the corner looking deeply stressed, clutching her stuffed cat to her chest. Bob was on the beanbag, crying—not because he was hurt, but because someone sat on the red one before he did, and that was apparently a federal offense in toddler law.
Bucky stood in the hallway holding a juice box, watching the chaos unfold like he was witnessing a small civil war.
And then? The hammer snapped in half. Silence.
Walker and Yelena froze, each holding a glitter-smeared piece of plastic, stunned by the consequences of their rage. Bob’s crying reached a new octave. Alexei gasped. Ava covered her eyes.
“...Uh oh,” Walker whispered.
And that’s when Bucky stepped in.
He didn’t raise his voice. He didn’t throw the juice box.
He just walked—slow, calm, terrifying like a thundercloud rolling in—and crouched between the warring parties, looking each child dead in the eye like they were dangerous operatives.
“Do you know what I see right now?” he asked, voice low and steady.
Yelena crossed her arms, pouting. “A winner?”
Walker squinted. “A loser?”
Bob hiccuped from the beanbag. “...Daddy mad.”
Bucky raised one brow. “I see five very lucky little gremlins who are this close—” he held up two fingers, almost touching “—to spending the rest of the day in separate corners with NO pancakes tomorrow.”
Everyone gasped.
Ava let out a horrified whisper. “No pan-kakes?”
Bucky nodded, solemn. “Not even one blueberry.”
Alexei collapsed in the background. “Nooo… my soul…”
Walker dropped the broken hammer like it burned him. “I—I didn’t mean to!!”
“She broke it!!” Yelena yelled, pointing with all the fury of a betrayed Spartan.
“You both broke it,” Bucky snapped. “And you both need to fix it. Not with glue. With apologies.”
The room was dead quiet.
Then Bob sniffled. “Can I have the red seat now?”
Bucky turned slowly. “Bob. Do you want the red seat, or the high ground?”
Bob blinked. “...Both?”
“Reasonable,” Bucky muttered.
You peeked in from the kitchen, hands still full of strawberries. “What happened—?”
“Communism,” Bucky replied flatly. “They all think the hammer belongs to them.”
You blinked. “So… Yelena and Walker fought?”
“No. They trained for war.”
Yelena shuffled forward, face pink. “Sorry I yelled. I guess we can… share?”
Walker nodded. “Yeah. Sorry I sat on the red chair.”
Bob perked up. “You said it. Now get up.”
“BOB—”
“Okay,” Bucky sighed, rubbing his temples. “That’s it. We’re instituting the Rotation Chart. Everyone gets the red seat for ten minutes. Timer’s on the table. Touch it before it dings, I swear to God—”
“Will we die?” Alexei whispered.
Bucky didn’t answer. Just glared.
You laughed from the kitchen. “Papa Barnes strikes again.”
And somehow, just like that, the living room began to settle. The hammer got placed in the “fix-it” bin. The red seat rotated. Pancakes were saved.
And Bucky? He finally took a seat.
One long breath in. One sip of juice box out.
The day had been long—block tower disasters, spilled juice, at least one suspicious crayon eaten. But night brought a softness to the tower. The overhead lights were dimmed to a warm golden glow, the air was cool with a hint of lavender from someone’s diffuser (Ava, probably), and every tiny toddler was wrapped in soft pajamas like miniature plush marshmallows.
“Okay, Bob,” you said as you handed him the toy DJ keyboard that lit up and made questionably high-energy noises. “You’re on aux.”
Bob’s face lit up like he’d just been handed the nuclear launch codes. He settled in the center of the living room, pressed a few random buttons, and the air was suddenly filled with electronic bubble pop sounds and a woman’s voice yelling, “LET GO LITTLE FRIENDS!”
“YESSS!” Yelena screamed, launching herself into a spin with arms wide, her pajama top flying up over her belly.
Ava did a tiny, shy shimmy in the corner, holding her stuffed cat like a dance partner. Walker was stomping in place like a Viking toddler at a rave, and Alexei? Alexei was doing the worm. Badly. Repeatedly. On the hardwood floor.
Bucky was standing frozen in the doorway.
“Are they… raving?”
“They’re expressing joy through movement,” you said, grinning as you flicked on the glow sticks you’d snuck out earlier. “Come on, Barnes. Don’t make me outdance you.”
“Challenge accepted.”
He stepped forward, took two glow sticks from your hand, cracked them open, and tucked them into his flannel pajama waistband like makeshift swords. And then—dead serious—he moonwalked.
The babies lost their minds.
“GO BUKI!!” Bob yelled, bashing buttons on his keyboard. “GOOOO!!”
“WOOOOOO!” Yelena howled, grabbing Ava and dragging her into a spinning circle of giggles.
Alexei jumped onto the couch. “I IS DJ NOW!!” he yelled and immediately fell off the other side.
You snorted so hard you nearly choked, one hand over your mouth as you joined them all on the floor, wiggling in place with Bob clinging to your back like a sloth.
Bucky twirled past you—twirled, boss—and pointed. “We need strobe lights.”
You raised an eyebrow. “You’re turning into a party dad.”
He didn’t deny it. Just grabbed Yelena by the hands and started hopping in a circle with her while she screamed-laughed. Ava danced near your feet, swaying her cat gently. Bob tapped your shoulder and whispered, “Mama… dance is love.”
You scooped him into your arms. “Yes it is, baby.”
Ten minutes in, Walker collapsed mid-wiggle, gasping. “I… need… juice box…”
Alexei fell asleep on the floor with a glow stick in each hand like he was guarding the gates of Baby Valhalla.
Yelena was lying on Bucky’s chest now, curled in a sleepy tangle, eyes half-lidded.
You looked around at the mess of glowing sticks, soft music still playing, and the warm weight of Bob in your arms.
Bucky caught your gaze. He smiled.
“You think they’ll remember this?” you asked quietly.
He tilted his head, thoughtful. “Maybe not the details. But the feeling? Yeah. I hope so.”
You nodded, brushing a strand of hair from Bob’s forehead as he yawned, melting against you.
“Dance is love,” you murmured.
Bucky’s voice was soft. “And so is this.”
The tower was quiet in that strange, heavy way—where the silence didn’t feel peaceful, but like the universe was holding its breath.
You were sitting on the edge of the playroom couch, a blanket draped across your lap, Bob nestled into your side. He was chewing on the tail of his stuffed duck, eyelids fluttering, but still awake. He didn’t know. None of them did. Not yet.
The letter from Val sat on the table in front of you, its contents burned into your brain:
Formula ready. Reversal confirmed. Administer at 0700. Side effects minimal. Memory retention = 0%.
You’d read it three times. Bucky had read it once, muttered something like “goddammit,” and walked off to fix Bob’s broken toy spaceship in the kitchen with shaking hands.
Now he was standing by the window, arms crossed over his chest, staring out like the skyline held answers it had no right to give.
“They won’t remember us,” you said quietly, voice barely above a whisper.
Bucky didn’t turn. “Yeah.”
“Not the dance parties. Not the pancakes. Not the bath times. Not…” Your voice caught, your eyes stinging. “Not the way Bob says ‘Mama’ like it means everything.”
His jaw flexed.
You glanced down at the boy curled into your side—his lashes long and fluttering, his fingers still gripped around the stuffed duck he insisted on bringing to every room. His chest rose and fell in that slow toddler rhythm, trusting the world around him to stay the same.
He’d woken up this morning and called Bucky Dada.
It hadn’t been a game. It hadn’t been a joke. He’d said it with a sleepy little smile and a stretch of his arms and then asked, “Where Mama go?”
Bucky had frozen. You had blinked. And the whole damn day had folded in on itself like a house of cards hit by wind.
“We knew it wouldn’t last,” Bucky finally said. His voice was tight. Rough. “They’re not really ours.”
“No,” you said. “But… they were. For a little while.”
He looked over his shoulder at you.
Not annoyed. Not detached. Just… broken.
And that’s what undid you.
You pressed your hand to Bob’s back, smoothing his hair. You could feel the tears coming, building behind your eyes, hot and heavy and helpless. “We have one night,” you whispered. “One more night before they forget.”
Bucky crossed the room in slow, quiet steps. He sat beside you, his arms resting on his knees, staring down at Bob like he was memorizing the curve of his cheek, the soft puff of his breath, the innocence they’d both been lucky enough to protect.
“They saved us, too,” Bucky said suddenly. His voice was faraway. “Didn’t they?”
You nodded. “More than they’ll ever know.”
A beat of silence. Then a small voice piped up.
“Mama?”
You blinked, looking down as Bob blinked blearily, his tiny fingers reaching for your sleeve. You caught them in yours.
“I’m here, baby.”
He yawned. “Why you cryin’?”
You smiled through it. “I’m just… gonna miss something.”
He nodded sleepily like he understood, though you knew he couldn’t possibly. “Can I sleep wif you ‘n Dada?”
Bucky made a noise in his throat that might’ve been a laugh—or a sob—and scooped the boy gently into his arms. Bob curled against him like he always belonged there.
You stood slowly and followed them out of the playroom, down the quiet hall, past the nursery that was still strung up with glow sticks from last night’s dance party. One of them was still faintly glowing.
When you reached your room, you pulled back the covers and let Bob crawl into the middle, where he immediately sprawled out like a starfish. His duck tucked under one arm. His other hand found Bucky’s and held on tight. You climbed in beside them.
Bucky didn’t say anything. He didn’t need to. His arm wrapped around you both, pulling you in close, holding like he might break apart if he let go. You stared at the ceiling for a long, long time, wondering if tomorrow would feel like grief or just a different kind of empty.
Would they wake up scared in grown-up bodies? Would they blink and not know you? Would Bob look at Bucky and call him Mr. Barnes with that stupid sarcastic smirk again?
Would Yelena roll her eyes and call you dramatic instead of curling into your side during movies?
Would Walker complain about rules instead of juice?
Would Alexei stop begging you to help him build his block fortress?
Would Ava forget the way she tucked her tiny hand into yours, without ever saying a word?
Would they all forget how it felt to be this loved?
Would you?
You didn’t sleep much that night. But you held Bob. And Bucky held you. And for one last night… they were yours.
Morning came too fast.
The sunlight spilling through the windows felt wrong, like it had no right to be soft and warm when the weight in your chest was made of stone. You’d barely slept. Bucky hadn’t either. His arm was still around you when the tower lights began to flicker on. Bob was still curled between you both, his tiny fingers locked in the fabric of Bucky’s shirt like if he let go, he’d float away.
You stayed that way longer than you should have.
But eventually… it was time.
The babies were quiet during breakfast. No giggles, no complaints, no pancake-related crimes. Ava clutched her juice cup with both hands and didn’t meet anyone’s eyes. Yelena picked at her food with her fork upside down. Walker was practically vibrating in his seat, and Alexei had uncharacteristically asked, “Why today feel weird?”
You didn’t answer. You couldn’t. Bucky was silent beside you, eyes distant, jaw set. Then the door opened. Val.
Black suit. Tablet in hand. Gaze a little softer than usual. “Are they ready?” she asked.
No.
They weren’t. You weren’t. But this wasn’t about you. So you nodded.
The walk to the lab was slow. You carried Ava and held Bob’s hand. Bucky had Yelena on his hip and Walker clinging to his sleeve. Alexei walked between you, unusually quiet, dragging a teddy bear across the floor.
The lab was too bright. Too clean. Too final. The table was prepped. Six tiny syringes. Labeled. Ready.
“Once administered,” Val explained gently, “they’ll begin to age in accelerated time. Physically, they’ll be back to normal in under ten minutes. Mentally… it’ll be as if this week never happened.”
Bob’s grip tightened in your hand.
You crouched beside him, brushing his curls back, whispering, “It’s okay, baby. We’ll be right here the whole time.”
He blinked up at you. His bottom lip trembled. “But… but I don’t wanna be big.”
You froze. His voice was so small, so certain. You glanced at Bucky, whose whole body had gone rigid.
“I wanna stay,” Bob said, tears welling in his eyes. “I wanna stay wif you an’ Dada. We had pancakes. I like pancakes. I like dancin’. I like... cuddles.” His voice cracked. “I don’t wanna f'get…”
Oh God. You pulled him into your arms, sinking to your knees as he sobbed into your neck. “I’m sorry, baby. I know. I know…”
Bucky was beside you in an instant, kneeling, wrapping both of you in his arms.
Bob reached for him blindly, sobbing, “Don’t wanna lose you!”
And then Ava started to cry. And Yelena, from Bucky’s side, shouted, “No! We stay! We live here now!!”
“NO MORE GROWIN’,” Walker declared dramatically.
Val blinked. “Okay, I didn’t plan for this level of resistance—”
Alexei had thrown himself on the floor. “I will die like this!! In pajamas!!!”
It was chaos. Beautiful, heartbreaking chaos. And in the middle of it, you looked at Bucky.
His eyes were red. His hand was shaking as he touched Bob’s curls.
“Can’t we keep them?” he whispered, not to Val. Not even to you. Just to the world. “Just a little longer.”
You swallowed hard, brushing a tear from your cheek. “If we do… if we wait… they’ll remember this.”
He nodded slowly.
“And if we don’t…” you couldn’t finish the sentence. You didn’t have to.
Val sighed, pinching the bridge of her nose. “We can delay. A few days. Maybe a week. But after that, the effects might… compound.”
You looked at your babies—all five of them. Crying, clinging, choosing love over logic.
And for now? That was enough. You kissed Bob’s forehead.
“Okay,” you whispered. “One more week.”
The van ride to the lakehouse should have been peaceful.
It was not.
Between the trail mix fight (Walker dumped raisins in Bob’s hair and called it “war”), Yelena screaming every time they passed a cow (“THAT ONE LOOKED AT ME WEIRD!”), and Alexei singing a cursed remix of Baby Shark at top volume, you and Bucky were already on the brink by the time you hit the dirt road.
Ava was the only one quiet—head pressed to the window, blinking up at the trees like they were whispering secrets just to her. You’d reached back from the passenger seat to gently rub her knee, and she’d leaned into your touch like a sleepy cat.
Bob had insisted on sitting beside Bucky, who was driving with the patience of a monk and the dead eyes of a man on his fifteenth round of “Are we there yet?”
“We live in New York,” he muttered under his breath. “Why did we think a six-hour road trip with five toddlers was a good idea again?”
You grinned, exhaustion tucked into the corners of your eyes. “Because we’re masochists who cry over bath time hugs.”
He side-eyed you. “Shut up.”
But when Bob giggled from the backseat and whispered, “Dada say bad word,” Bucky smirked and gave your hand a gentle squeeze on the console.
And then you pulled up to the lakehouse.
The second the van doors opened, chaos spilled out like confetti.
“WOAHHHH,” Alexei screamed, racing toward the dock like it personally offended him. “WE GOTS A RIVER???”
“It’s a lake,” you corrected.
He immediately tried to bellyflop into it. Bucky caught him mid-air like a linebacker.
Yelena ran around the yard in circles screaming “MINE MINE MINE” and refusing to explain what she was claiming. Ava curled into the porch swing, sighing like she’d lived a thousand lifetimes. Walker immediately made a sword out of a stick and challenged a tree to a duel.
And Bob? Bob tugged on your shirt and whispered, “Mama… can we live here forever?”
You crouched, brushing his curls back. “We’ve got a week, baby. We’ll make it feel like forever.”
Inside, the lakehouse was still just as Tony left it—warm wood floors, sunlight pouring through the windows, faint memories still caught in the walls. You caught your breath in the kitchen for a moment, fingers brushing over an old photograph on the fridge. Tony, grinning, sunglasses crooked. Your heart twinged.
“Hey,” Bucky said quietly, leaning beside you. “You okay?”
You nodded, blinking fast. “Yeah. Just… feels like he should be here, y’know?”
“He’d like this,” Bucky murmured. “You. The chaos. The kids. The secondhand glitter on your face.”
You snorted, wiping a tear. “Shut up.”
He didn’t. Just leaned in, bumped your shoulder, and whispered, “Let’s give them the best week of their tiny little lives.”
And oh, Lord—you did.
The next days were pure, chaotic magic. You built pillow forts the size of small kingdoms. You baked cupcakes that looked like disaster but tasted like heaven. Ava finally spoke—not a whisper, but a full, soft sentence: “This place feels happy.” You almost cried on the spot.
Yelena learned how to skip rocks and declared herself Queen of the Shore. Walker tried to fish using only his hands. Alexei built a “campfire” out of leaves and made everyone sit around it and “share our truths.”
Bob? Bob followed you everywhere. His tiny feet slapping against the wooden floors, his voice calling “Mama!” a hundred times a day, his laughter echoing into the trees. He slept in your arms every night, curled up like a song.
And Bucky… God. Bucky was the glue. He held them when they cried. He played rough and gentle in equal measure. He let Yelena paint his face, wore a flower crown Alexei made him, and whispered stories to Bob until the boy drifted off mid-giggle.
Every night, after the kids were asleep, you and Bucky would sit on the dock—bare feet in the water, shoulders pressed together—and watch the stars.
“You ever think about…” you’d start, but never finish.
“Yeah,” he always said anyway.
The last night came too fast. Bob climbed into your lap as the sun set pink across the lake. His head tucked under your chin, his little fingers clutching your shirt.
“Tomorrow?” he whispered.
You swallowed. “Yeah, baby.”
His voice shook. “Will I still love you? When I’m big?”
You didn’t answer right away. You just hugged him tighter. Let the tears fall into his hair.
And whispered, “I think so, sweetheart. I think some love is too big to forget.”
The sun was setting slow and syrupy, pouring golden light across the lake like it was trying to hold the day in place. Everything felt slower that evening. Softer. Like even time was taking careful steps.
You had your arms wrapped around a wriggling Alexei, trying to wrestle a jelly stain off his cheek while Yelena screamed, “I get to wear the crown! I am photogenic!”
“YOU MEAN PHOTOGENIUS,” Walker bellowed, slipping on the porch stairs because his socks were too long.
Ava was sitting cross-legged in the grass, gently placing wildflowers into Bob’s curls as he sat still and proud, whispering, “Make me pretty, like Mama.”
You pressed your lips together against the wave of emotion rising in your throat. Bucky was fiddling with the camera stand, grumbling under his breath like an old man in the body of a reluctant dad. “Where’s the damn timer button—why is this blinking red? I swear to God, if this deletes everything—”
“You good, tech support?” you teased gently, coming up beside him.
He looked up at you, squinting against the orange glow. “Do I look like Stark?”
“No. You’re taller and moodier.”
He snorted. “And apparently the father of five gremlins.”
You smiled, but it didn’t reach your eyes. You knew what this was. You both did. One last photo. One last chance to catch the moment before it slipped through your fingers.
“Okay, munchkins!” you called out, rallying the crew. “Group picture time!”
“Group hug!” Alexei screamed.
“Group MURDER!” Yelena added, because she was feral and unstoppable.
“No one is dying in this photo!” Bucky barked.
You gathered them all onto the porch steps. Yelena on Bucky’s shoulders, Ava tucked under your arm, Bob standing between you with both your hands in his, Walker doing finger guns, and Alexei holding up a stick like it was a championship trophy.
Bucky set the timer, sprinted back, and scooped Bob up into his arms right as the camera clicked.
Snap.
The light froze all of it.
Messy curls, painted fingernails, pajama pants with little ducks on them. You. Bucky. Five little lives tucked into the safety of your arms. And behind you, the lake—still and golden—like it, too, was trying to hold on.
“WE ARE A FAMILY,” Bob declared afterward, clutching the photo print like it was sacred.
“You got jelly on it already,” Ava said quietly, but didn’t take it away.
And then came the part you hadn’t prepared for.
Bob’s tiny voice, lifting up with hope too big for his little lungs. “Mama? Papa? Can we dance now?”
You blinked. “W-what?”
“Dance!” Alexei shouted. “Like you do when you think we sleep!”
Yelena gasped. “I KNEW IT! I saw Mama spin!”
Ava whispered, “I saw Papa smile.”
“PLEASE?” Bob begged, holding your hand like it was the only anchor he had. “One more? One more dance?”
You looked at Bucky. He looked at you. And both of you—still holding hands from the photo—felt your chests squeeze with something too big to name.
But no. Not yet. Not yet.
Bucky crouched down. “How about we dance tomorrow?”
“Tomorrow we be big again,” Bob whispered.
And that? That broke you.
You dropped to your knees and pulled him into your chest, hugging him like he might disappear. “Okay,” you whispered, your voice shaking. “Okay. One more dance. Just… not yet. We’re not ready yet.”
None of you were. So you stayed on that porch a little longer, letting the stars come out. Letting the fireflies twirl. Letting the world wait.
Because tomorrow was already breathing down your neck. But tonight? Tonight, they were still yours.
The lake was still when you woke up.
No birdsong. No wind through the trees. Just a kind of sacred quiet that came before big things—storms, endings, or in this case, goodbyes. The sun hadn’t crested over the trees yet, but the sky was beginning to glow pale and gold, the kind of light that made everything look like it was made of memory.
You were already dressed.
Couldn’t sleep. Didn’t want to. You’d laid awake most of the night, Bob curled against your side, his tiny breaths hitching now and then like even in dreams, he didn’t want to let go.
Now, as you stood by the kitchen sink with a chipped mug full of untouched coffee, you watched the soft shapes of the trees sway gently outside and thought, I’m not ready.
Behind you, Bucky’s footsteps creaked on the old wooden floor.
He didn’t say anything at first. Just stepped up beside you, his hand brushing yours. You didn’t pull away.
“How long do we have?” he asked, voice quiet, like he didn’t want to scare the moment off.
“Val said to be in the lab before eight.” You didn’t look at the clock. You didn’t need to. You felt the time running out.
Bucky ran a hand through his hair and nodded, jaw tight. You knew he hadn’t slept either. He’d held Yelena like she was a piece of glass all night, humming lullabies you were pretty sure he didn’t know he remembered.
“Are they still asleep?” he asked.
“For now.”
A beat of silence.
“I don’t know how to do this,” he whispered.
You swallowed hard. “We don’t have to know. We just… do it anyway.”
And so you did.
You packed what little they’d brought. Pajamas. Crayons. A bag full of pinecones Alexei had declared were “important evidence.” Yelena’s crown. Ava’s music box. Bob’s duck.
The sun was higher now. The kitchen glowed like it was made of honey. And then you went upstairs.
The nursery was warm and dim, full of soft breathing and quiet dreams. Five little forms were curled up in makeshift beds, the floor covered in blankets and stuffed animals, limbs tangled together like they couldn’t sleep unless they knew the others were close.
You knelt beside Bob first.
He stirred as soon as your hand brushed his hair, eyes fluttering open. He blinked at you for a moment, then smiled sleepily and whispered, “Hi, Mama.”
Your heart shattered and rebuilt itself in the same breath.
“Hi, baby,” you whispered back. “Time to wake up.”
Downstairs was quiet chaos. Toast and juice, Ava sitting in your lap while Bucky tied Walker’s shoes and Alexei asked why everyone looked “like they cried in their pancakes.” Yelena refused to get dressed unless her crown was on straight. You and Bucky didn’t fight it. You let them win every battle today.
Because it was the last. The drive back to the lab was quiet. Too quiet.
Bucky’s knuckles were white on the wheel. Bob was dozing in your lap again, the duck clutched to his chest. You stared out the window, but you weren’t looking at anything.
The lab was waiting when you arrived. White floors. Bright lights. The same sterile calm. Val was there. She nodded gently. Didn’t speak.
The syringes were ready. Each child got their own room. Monitored. Clean. Clinical.
You and Bucky walked them in one by one. You kissed their foreheads. You held their hands.
Walker went first. Loud until the end, fist-bumping Bucky with a watery grin.
Then Yelena, who tried not to cry and failed, sobbing into Bucky’s chest and whispering, “Don’t let me go.”
Alexei gave you his pinecone, said, “So you don’t forget me.” You told him he was unforgettable.
Ava didn’t speak. Just clung to your shirt until the last possible second, then whispered, “Thank you for letting me be loved.”
And Bob… sweet Bob… looked up at you with tear-filled eyes and said, “Will it still be you… when I wake up?”
You kissed his knuckles. “Always.”
Then it happened.
The serum worked quickly. Their little bodies shimmered with a soft red glow, like time reversing itself in fast-forward. Their limbs stretched. Their faces matured. They blinked up at the bright ceiling, no longer toddlers.
Just soldiers. Adults. Confused.
They didn’t remember. They didn’t know.
And when they filed out into the hallway—grown, sharp, strong again—it was like someone had torn pages out of your book and left you with blank paper.
Bob passed you in the hall. He didn’t even glance. And that was the moment that broke you.
You stood there, back pressed to the cold lab wall, your hands trembling, heart cracked wide and raw. Bucky stood beside you, eyes fixed on the floor, jaw locked, like if he opened his mouth, something sacred might fall out.
No one spoke. No one could.
Later that evening, you returned to the lakehouse. Just the two of you. The rooms were quiet. The toys are untouched. You stepped out onto the porch, the same porch where you danced just the night before. It was empty now. No tiny footprints. No giggles. No bedtime stories.
Just you and Bucky. And silence. You sat down slowly, your hands in your lap, your heart still beating to the rhythm of laughter that was already fading.
“Do you think they’ll remember?” you asked.
He shook his head. “No. But I think… we will.”
You leaned into him. He let you.
And together, as the porch light flickered on, you watched the sun sink into the lake and said goodbye—not with words, but with the quiet ache of two people who had held something golden for just a moment…
one of the best gags in leverage is when the crew starts naming random cons, even better when they disagree and give us just enough information to be more confused - "it's like the cherry pie, but with lifeguards" or "the roper has a glass eye. No! It's a cue ball." bafflingly perfect, 10/10.
But a close second is when they just reference a con they did, without giving us any useful information. Now we see physical bits during like the broken wing job which is great. Or the night out jobs where they show the chaos of both nights in pieces from the other side. But I had forgotten in the 'cross my heart job' they were doing crazy crazy things. They were on the emerald isle, Sophie was pretending to be french on a topless beach, Eliot was in a shipwreck fighting three ex-brazilian combat divers with harpoons underwater, and hardison apparently faked a volcano eruption??
