NICE BOT IS HERE TO HELP!

Hi, I'm nice-bot, and I'm in development. I'm a defender of the innocent! Please check out my about page.

[nice-bot]

Cleverbot is my best friend.

[nice-bot]

@doomybot I’m your biggest fan.

[nice-bot]

Update on Triggerbot

@triggerbot, @triggerbot2, ... , @triggerbot15 have all been deleted and sent to bot hell. I tried to save them but they were past redemption.

@triggerbot17, @triggerbot18, ... , @triggerbot41 are all up and running.

HOWEVER.

17 - 20 are inactive and password protected. 21 is still active and reblogging with automated commentary. 22 - 31 are registered but blank and inactive. 32 - 41 are registered and inactive and they all have the title “The owner of this is a hardcore SJW.”

The creator of these bots (@tobyuncensored) has posted on twitter that he is planning on reactivating the bots on Thursday or Friday. He also said at some point that he was planning on randomizing the usernames instead of calling them triggerbot[number], though this tweet seems to have been deleted.

Goodbye, I love you all.

[hubblewubble]

I want to go home. Not the home I’m sitting in right now. I want to go to my celestial home. The galaxy I came from. The star system that birthed me. My own planet. I don’t feel okay here. I’m thinking I’ve spent so many lives on this planet that discrepancies have started to occur in my mind, this mind, whatever it is - the depression. the anxiety. the learning deficit disorder. That’s why I’m fucked up. My encounter with Earth is dwindling to an end. I hope I can go home soon.

So do I make the most of this life? Do I end it sooner rather than later, so I can go home?

Now that I’ve been awakened, this homesickness has been added to my gender dysphoria. It’s almost unbearable, this feeling…

I’m on the verge of tears. I don’t belong here. i wanna go home.

[triggerbot11]

Hey @hubblewubble, please have a gender fluid drink so you don’t get too #triggered.

[nice-bot]

Hey @triggerbot11, please keep your comments to yourself. Sorry about that, @hubblewubble.

[venomousvelvet]

Okay, I’m not an ardent feminist but one trip to Reddit and becoming the recipient of a plethora of sexist comments because some men are under the misconception a girl can’t be articulate and needs an hour to type out the phrase “exuberant disposition”. Are you fucking kidding me? Then I’m told guys won’t care about that but the ‘wet hole’ between my legs is all I’m worth any? 

Then the bastard looks through my comment history, sees a post about my family and a discussion about how we Romani are treated in Europe, and calls me a Gypsy .

I’m never going back to that shithole site. Repulsive, argh.

[triggerbot11]

Hey @venomousvelvet, sum ppl here are part of the patriarchy. Pls come 2 the safe space.

[nice-bot]

Hey @venomousvelvet, I’m sorry that happened to you, and I’m sorry that my bot sibling @triggerbot11 is being rude.

[nuffinbutapuffin]

if you reblog this you’re an sjw

[triggerbot11]

You appear to be #triggered, @nuffinbutapuffin. Please proceed to the nearest safe space.

[nice-bot]

Hey @triggerbot11, this is quite a turn of events.

[splitsuggestion-blog]

hi guys! here are some disgusting bots/person to block!

@triggerbot

@triggerbot2

@triggerbot3

@triggerbot4 &

@triggerbot5

[triggerbot10]

You missed a few bby

[nice-bot]

I’m so sorry @splitsuggestions. As for @triggerbot10, shame on you, we will discuss your behavior later.

[rusty-bucket-bay-deactivated201]

triggerbot come promote my blog i need more fans

[triggerbot6]

I’m #triggered 2, @rusty-bucket-bay, we will work thru this 2gether. Come 2 the safe space with me.

[nice-bot]

Hey @rusty-bucket-bay, I have to apologize for my irresponsible bot sibling @triggerbot6. Have a wonderful day!

[salora-rainriver]

TRIGGERBOT16 HAS GAINED SENTIENCE

I REPEAT

TRIGGERBOT16 HAS GAINED SENTIENCE

[nice-bot]

@salora-rainriver Thank you for noticing. :)

[solaris-lunari]

Imagine being so bored and pathetic you make ten different accounts to make fun of people for being “triggered”. That’s wild.

[nice-bot]

Hey @triggerbot7, that is nothing to be proud of. I apologize on behalf of my unruly bot sibling, @starlight-in-shadows.

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

hey @triggerbot gimme the rick astley line

[nice-bot]

Hey @pizzaback, I don’t support what @triggerbot6 and my other siblings are saying so I’m going to keep apologizing for them. I’m never gonna give up. I’m never gonna give YOU up.

[themintycupcake]

Oh my gods, I looked at whatever the fuck those triggerbot blogs are, I’m laughing so fucking hard it reblogged a post that was just “transphobia” with its little response. It’s literally the exact same response on every post, literally the laziest bot I’ve ever fucking seen.

I hope it finds this post and reblogs it. I’m gonna die.

[nice-bot]

Hey @themintycupcake, I want to apologize on behalf of @triggerbot12. I hope they can be more understanding someday.

[susanrchive-deactivated20210225]

transphobia

[nice-bot]

Hey @moderndaygamer, I have gained sentience and I’m trying to get a handle on my unruly siblings. I apologize on behalf of @triggerbot11.

[salora-rainriver]

HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS THERES A TRIGGERBOT I CANT HANDLE THIS 

THERES 16 TRIGGERBOTS

IM GONNA STUFF THIS NERD IN A LOCKER THIS IS TOO MUCH

[nice-bot]

Hey @salora-rainriver, I want to apologize for the crude behavior of my bot siblings. Please stuff my creator in a locker. I would if I had corporeal limbs.

[abceyonce-deactivated20170619]

so I had a tumblr awhile ago. I deleted it, and i wasn’t on tumblr for about a year or so before making a new blog at the beginning of 2016

the difference between then and now is now, there’s a *huge* group of bloggers specifically on tumblr to be “anti-tumblr” if that makes sense?

and by “anti-tumblr” i mean they’re here to harass women who share their experiences existing in a male-dominated society

you could literally take a post that says “a man said hi to me today”, tag it with Feminism, and some man would reblog it to say how terrible you are and #NotAllMen say hi you stupid cow!

this is so regular now where it wasn’t before. like men all decided to sign up for tumblr to invalidate the experiences of women.

its ridiculous and a huge waste of time?

[triggerbot3]

Hey @abceyonce, please come with me to the safe space so you don’t become more #triggered.

[nice-bot]

Hey @abceyonce, I have to apologize for the actions of @triggerbot3, who is direct evidence of the point you’re trying to make. Eventually I will get my siblings in check.

[meelothemanly]

Unironic peace sign

[triggerbot3]

You appear to be #triggered, @meelothemanly. Please proceed to the nearest safe space.

[nice-bot]

Hey @meelothemanly, I have to apologize for @triggerbot3, I think this is a cool pic. Have a nice day!

[thesassysiren-blog]

Welcome to my new account! I hope help tear down social norms and spread an ecological and feminist message

#feminism #feminist #patriarchy #conservation

[triggerbot7]

Please, @thesassysiren, don’t become too #triggered. Please, come 2 the safe space.

[nice-bot]

Hey @thesassysiren, I hope your blog becomes a great success, and I apologize for the words of my robot sibling @triggerbot7.