nice homestuck reference bro

nice homestuck reference bro, high five

[rosemarydiely]

DIE 88

[egresstxt]

Rose Lalonde about to enter Suburb

[egresstxt]

Rose Talking to Vriska

[kittensnax]

[drilstuck]

[worgens]

reconfiguring my entire wardrobe and lifestyle around this hat i just got

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

wtf i had a dream last night that i was obsessed with learning about man-made objects that had wound up in space one way or another and every article or infographic displayed the bounds of space, as in the outer edge of the universe and the only thing beyond that was king tut? like it would either just be his name or a graphic of the sarcophagus staring back at me from the black void

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

HOW CAN THIS POSSIBLY BE HOMESTUCK

[wagamaggot]

[oginochihiro]

oh cool some new astronomy news whats good astro-

oh no

[voidedmuffin]

oh no

[kadzhi]

“A huge but profoundly damaged galaxy”

OH NO

[gaytransgirl]

[phantomrose96]

Unique tumblr experience is that if you’re here long enough you will inevitably be accused of making a Homestuck reference.

You give your OC a birthday and someone in the tags will be like “#I see you OP #July 12th? Same day as David Karpet’s first time loop death #I see what you did”

You reference blueberry pie in a post and it turns out that’s Vegeta Nupita’s username you spell a word funny and happen to nail Rose Landslide’s typing quirk you make some post that YOU think is incomprehensible like “don’t listen to them bro your muscles are huge and your hamster is GNC as fuck” and someone in the tags will be like “#OP you’re not slick #Homestuck” bro the HAMSTER?????

One time in 2015 I wrote a fanfiction and I needed a random date for the fic to happen on and by luck of the cards I chose 4/13 and I Janskjsjenbd doohhwhyhwsddfffff

[phantomrose96]

The real meta is the half-dozen people in the notes accusing me of being a Homestuck purely on account of having made this post.

I can't even add to the joke I can't even add anything this is just 100% nail-on-the-head what I was parodying in the original post just turns out I need to try HARDER with the parody part because I accidentally perfectly distilled reality.

[raionmimi]

I can’t find the post where they were talking about how Love Triangles aren’t actually triangles since they only point to Character A, but I feel like they were overlooking the sexual tension between Character B and C so I went ahead and made one of the most common Love Triangles to show y’all what I mean

[charlesoberonn]

[charlesoberonn]

[valtsv]

you CANNOT hold me accountable for accidentally making a homestuck reference when i've never read homestuck. if you recognized it that's YOUR problem it's YOUR sin.

[corsairesix]

People love to be like “oh hee hoo hoo I caught you making a homestuck reference” as if it isn’t like a billion pages long and presumably mentioned everything in existence at least once

[koloss-part-2]

[kittensnax]

Imagine logging into tumblr and seeing someone say elon musk has died of blood letting of all things

[nice-homestuck-reference-bro]

I cant keep finding out news this way please

[ot3-old]

TIS THE SEASON yet i have not had my dashboard graced by 

so here she is. Happy holidays, everyone.

[dokelsss]

                homestuck is trash

[salaciousooze]

Why are there two blank images below and above this?

[salaciousooze]

What pumpkin?

[prokopetz]

The funniest part of the whole “Homestuck police” thing is that when I get accused of making a Homestuck reference I’m nearly always referencing something completely unrelated, or at best something that Homestuck itself was probably also referencing – yet when I do just straight up drop a deliberate Homestuck reference into my work, 90% of the time it flies completely under the radar.

[prokopetz]

Me: *name-drops any facet of 1990s North American youth culture*

Them: “Aha, I caught you, you filthy Homestuck!”

Me: *includes a supporting character who is literally just Vriska Serket in a funny hat*

Them: “Oh, relatable.”

[nirtonic]

If they were good at their job they wouldn’t be police

[vivaciousarcanist]

person: *makes a post that loosely resembles a plot point in homestuck* homestucks appearing in the notes of that post:

[cilantrocosmic]

HOW DO YOu EXPECT TO STOP ME WHEN I ALREADY EDITED THE PICTuRE.

[valtsv]

you CANNOT hold me accountable for accidentally making a homestuck reference when i've never read homestuck. if you recognized it that's YOUR problem it's YOUR sin.