the alternate history of the earth according to mozzie

Whatever I did, I have proof I didn't do it.

[nicedeviledhamrightthere]

Hi! This is a sideblog dedicated to my White Collar obsession. My main blog is masterwords, mostly Criminal Minds-themed but it's kind of a hodgepodge. (masterwords is also my handle on AO3.)

Right now I'm mostly just doing screencaps of moments I think are really nice or pretty and a massive amount of reblogs, but I'm really getting into writing for this fandom so I'll post the links to those here instead of on my main blog. Feel free to follow, send me asks, whatever! I'm pretty friendly, a little nutty...but friendly. I think.

(I think Peter and his deviled ham is the best thing in the universe.)

Fics:

cause i'm near (sickfic - sick neal with peter on the road)

the dark sacred nights (criminal minds crossover)

which way the wind blows (4x02 coda)

wherever trouble lies (neal in prison - implied noncon/nsfw)

i'm wearing my heart like a crown (hurt neal, very fluffy)

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I'm incredibly impulsive and signed up for White Collar Bingo. The spring card only has one month left, but I'm nothing if not determined. Below is my card, and I'm definitely open to requests. I prefer gen/no ship, and no smut though I will write fade to black nsfw-adjacent if the fic calls for it. Mostly I prefer to stick to hurt/comfort. You'll find my card beneath the cut if you're interested.

[wowthatsextra]

white collar without context

[wowthatsextra]

white collar without context

[gingerlily1441]

Neal Caffrey and Peter Burke [wip]

[tissueoflies]

You couldn’t help yourself.

[gingerlily1441]

Neal if white collar hadn’t been cowards and let him keep his cane for more than 2 minutes

[swans-chirping-in-the-distance]

best thing about white collar is that peter and neal were always just Like That. we don't even start the show with them being normal with each other. we're twenty minutes in and The Con Man and The Professional Cop Guy are talking about what to do for peter's anniversary. what even is this show

[embersareout9]

To people who ship peter/neal or peter/neal/elizabeth from White Collar, i raise you one better.

FOUND FUCKING FAMILY.

PETER BEING THE FATHER FIGURE NEAL NEVER HAD

THE PATERNAL VIBES THAT PETER GIVES OFF AROUND NEAL ARE FUCKING MENTAL

hes like

"I'm a big strong FBI agent and this is my consulting criminal son who i love very much but will give me grey hair in 5 years"

god i love them so much

also bring you: diana as the very emotionally exhausted older sister and Jones as the emotionally tired older brother

[electroniccollectiondonut]

"El and Neal are out of Peter's league" WRONG. Peter's hot. He's smart. He's successful. He's loyal. He's charming. He's got a strong sense of justice but he's incredibly down to commit crimes. He likes to get a little silly with it. Canonically, from the lips of El herself, he can fuck. He is in the same league you are all just blinded by his typical suburban man interests of beer and sports.

[moonchild30]

Matt Bomer (Neal Caffrey) | White Collar - Episode 1

[archivistsrock]

[insp.]

[caffrey0hana]

Am i the only one who would have loved it if Peter had shown up in this exact moment? 🥺

[fluencca]

You know how much I hate that everybody just expects me to bounce back

Just like ✨ that ✨

@suburbonlegends you've woken a monster

[random-fandom-whump]

White Collar S04E01 & S06E06 ↳ By Request

[caffrey0hana]

Watching 6x02, Peter was so happy and excited telling Neal about the baby ugh 😩

[tocappuccinosintheclouds]

another attempt at a funny meme, maybe with better results

[archivistsrock]

“My family is the most inspiring thing that’s ever happened to me. I steal so much from my kids.” [x]