Coward of hearts

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[niceja10]

It's great getting older, now when I don't know what people think is cool I'm just old and out of touch, instead of a loser.

[niceja10]

[pythogras-theoram]

When you search for yuri but yuri on ice shows up instead

[whitepeopletwitter]

[gay-irl]

[nicecream]

i want diagnostic drones to flock to him like a disney princess

[zevranscheekbones]

I see your ‘Mom friend Aveline’ and I raise you ‘Mom friend Varric’.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[rariatoo]

A little joke

[thereinafter-art]

kisses: Hawke/Aveline

[catchymemes]

[wick-de-la-vela]

The Fellowship at 98% strength

[heedra]

not to invoke jk rowlings dead horse in the year 2019 but hogwardts house quizzes are always like: “You find five pence on the ground. What do you do?” A. I STEAL it and then i find the person who lost it and I bribe them for more. B. I immediately run halfway across the globe and punch a shark to return it. god i love being brave.

C. I am too busy STUDYING and LEARNING to think of things like that.

D. [reasonable answer a human being might give]

[octahedronhd]

[naamahdarling]

This is Shakespearian.

[geoclaire]

I never want to see another post about environmental storytelling.

[sailor-lapis-deactivated2023102]

Greg: LAPIS, WHAT HAPPENED TO MY CAR?

Lapis: It um... caught on fire.

Greg: I let you borrow it for an hour and you wrecked it, tell me what happened.

Lapis: It’s a long story. So Peridot and I were driving to the store to pick up some stuff when suddenly... it just caught on fire.

Greg: It just caught on fire?

Lapis: Believe me I was just as shocked as you were. I was about to put the fire out myself, but Peridot stop me and said “Hold on hold on I’ll be right back” and then she just flew off on her own.

Greg: Why didn’t you stop her?

Lapis: Honestly, I wanted to see where this was going. After a few minutes, she came back, holding a measuring cup and said “Hydration Peroxide and baking soda.”

Greg: WHAT???

Lapis: And she threw it on the car and it did nothing. And Peridot said “Ah man, it didn’t work,” and she just watch it burn.

Greg: Well why didn’t you put out the fire on your own?

Lapis: Honestly I kinda forgot because I was laughing too hard.

[pinkiebel]

"Wildcat" 💋

📸 madsder.photo

[hjartasalt]

I would like to personally apologize to every teacher whose projects I overthought as a kid to the point that I could barely do them

[hjartasalt]

5th grade teacher: alright class! This week we’re going to be doing something a little different! I want you all to focus on helping others, then you should write down every good deed you’ve done in your notebooks!

10 year old me, absolutely overthinking the shit out of this: but it feels wrong to do good deeds only to gain something in return, isn’t it inherently bad if my reason for helping isn’t just to help but so I can boast about it in a notebook?

Teacher: just… Just do the project please

[lmpressionismus]

8th grade teacher: alright class, please write a letter from the view of a person experiencing this historical event

14 year old me, staring at my paper: how am i supposed to do that when we only summed up what happened? what are the details someone experiencing this would focus on? what were the opinions of people about that? what words that are long since out of fashion would I use? what was the culture like back then and what references would someone make? If I don’t do it it sounds unrealistic and fake can we please do more research first

8th grade teacher: …just do the exercise please

[randaness]

[hjartasalt]

Actually you know what? Stop calling me out like this, I still overthink the shit out of everything I ever do

[fujifingerz]

YALL FORGOT ABOUT THIS MOTHERFUCKER!!

Adora just transformed this dude!!  Do they know when adora is in trouble? cant they talk??? This guy gonna show up next Season with all the answers!!