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Jackson | 25 | he/him

[dogpuppy]

He is my princess diana

[mrspizzle]

I’m actually fucking dying

[catchymemes]

[southerngothicaf]

It's so crazy how fixing a car like actually fixes it

[amnesiaguy]

fantasy is when currency is referred to as "gold" and sci fi is when currency is referred to as "credits"

[elexecution]

if i was famous i would add myself to the notable bisexual wikipedia page and then post something on my instagram story about how my fans are so parasocial

[animentality]

[coldgoldlazarus]

[gremlinangel2]

not getting enough attention today might blow myself up for fun

[thedman0310]

Do they know?

[sunshinetheinspiration]

Context:

[joseph-lavode]

Absolutely love this addition from Ify Nwadiwe

[daughterofthestars]

[sata-cable]

X

[kittyit]

Not only do I like women I also love them

[technologistrevolution]

bumped into my neighbor who told me about how when she was mowing she found a praying mantis and while pointing it out to a another neighbor ran into a group of 4 men and also asked if they wanted to see and they enthusiastically agree

so, she takes them to see it and notices that these men are almost giddy over this bug so she starts asking questions and turns out they are from various African countries, are scientists travelling on some sort of research grant, and one of them in particular is specialist in insects and they were all just on their way to their Air B&B

like. Imagine you arrive in this foreign country to study its local bugs, you get off the plane and start walking to where you are staying, and some old lady stops you and is all "hey! Come look at our local bug!"

[werebutch]

Deadbeat fathers don’t deserve roadkill deer

[mossworm]

please stop entering my home and getting lost inside

[nuka-rockit]

enchanted by his whimsical aura

[k-simplex]

Someone should make a Disco Elysium successor where you play as a futuristic supersoldier who comes across an ancient ringworld and has to stop the Covenant from using it to destroy all life in the galaxy

[diehellasrache]

I think I'm going to remember this phrase every time I cook for the next five years

[depsidase]