paradox

Max - 18 - Maine, USA

[dinuguan]

‘til paul do us blart

[justbadpuns]

When an awkward spy finally gets laid: Missionary Accomplished

[foodchewer]

live laugh lasagna

[roddyrod24]

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[ithelpstodream]

[cisnowflake]

My heart

[hominishostilis]

Quality post

[ar-mah]

[exeuntnoctis-deactivated2025103]

I have no words for this.. Phenomenal

[bugsroseee]

Tag your porn

[nicemuggin]

I look like a dad when I play gigs

[thisishangingrockcomics-deactiv]

[bang]

[lumpnuggets]

if i ever get a DUI, i’d like it to go like this 

[littlecofiegirl]

do yourself a favor and watch this. seriously. but plz don’t drink and drive.

[helloitsbees]

nature is amazing

[booze-grandpa]

DONT DRINK AND DRIVE, but yes please watch this it’s Fuckn GREAT

[socialbutts]

with this guys plethora of skills I honestly believed for a minute that he was just really weird and not at all drunk 

[honeybutteralmonds-deactivated2]

THE ENDING OMFG WATCH TILL THE ENDING

[sir-scandalous-deactivated20181]

EVERYONE NEEDS TO WATCH THIS

[nicemuggin]

some stoner: hey do you wanna smoke some weed out of this dorito?

me, an intellectual: yes

[onlytwitterpics]

[best-of-memes]

[nicemuggin]

All I want is a girl who will send me booty pics and go to breakfast with me

[daddies-boyy]

[daingertmadelyn-deactivated2025]