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hiya i'm rosalyn this is my transformers blog.

[penny-anna]

Starscream being functionally unkillable really pumps the G1 Megastar dynamic up to another level.

Megatron did get sick of Starscream's shit once so he took him out for 'recon' and shot him in the back. and then stood over his body and made a speech to the other assembled Decepticons about how this is the price of treachery don't ever cross me etc etc

then the next day Starscream wandered back into base like WOW you guys really just left me out there huh. assholes. pass the energon.

and ever since then Megatron's been low key shitting himself like. i killed him. I know I killed him. i got him through the spark he should be dead. there were witnesses and they all know I killed him. how is he still alive

and more importantly, what sick twisted game is he playing with me, coming back here and acting like nothing happened after I murdered him? i murdered him and somehow he survived and now surely he's just biding his time until he enacts his terrible revenge but i can't dispose of him because that went so well last time. i shall just have to keep him close and monitor his behaviour so I can figure out what his plan is. he is mocking me. taunting me. i despise him so.

meanwhile Starscream is like wow I guess I tripped over and knocked myself out or something? strange that everyone just went back to base without me. bunch of dicks. Megatron's acting a little weird lately. wonder what that's all about.

[penny-anna]

Starscream: thank you again for inviting me tonight for drinks. what was it you wanted to talk about?

Megatron, waiting for the tainted engex to kick in:

Starscream: Megatron?

Megatron, trying to decide how to feel out if Starscream is feeling the effects yet without being suspicious: are you... feeling good?

Starscream, inwardly: ....is he.... coming onto me?

Starscream: that would make sense. he did invite me back here for high grade engex. and I am, of course, irresistable.

Starscream: I never thought of Lord Megatron that way before but eh, why not.

Starscream, laying a hand on Megatron's knee: are you feeling good?

Megatron, inwardly: what is this. is he planning to kill me mid-interface while my guard is down?

Megatron: no, that can't be it. whatever his plan is, he's been working on it for months, no-one with that kind of patience would do something that impulsive. no, this must be an attempt to toy with me psychologically

Megatron: perhaps if I call his bluff I can get him to crack

Megatron, cupping Starscream's face in his hands: do you want me to make you feel good?

Megatron, inwardly: yes this was a good idea. I can see him slipping.

Starscream, inwardly: oh hot damn!!

[dobs-s]

a menace machine

[dzsform]

OH. MY. GOD. THIS IS FANTASTIC?????? MY EYES HAVE BEEN BLESSED

[penny-anna]

Hasbro listen to me. its not too late hasbro. look me in the eye. there's still time. we can still have the butch lesbian chad Ratchet we deserve. there's still time for butch lesbian Ratchet.

[theultimawolfwalker]

Can someone explain butch lesbian ratchet to me? why is this a thing?

[penny-anna]

Here u go:

[k-ke]

[k-ke]

[mousenemy]

Ive eaten crunchwraps more supreme than this court

[noscribs-deactivated20260212]

[ace-of-pythons]

How would Shockwave wear new years glasses? You know the ones with the numbers?

[ace-of-pythons]

*Shockwave vision*

[macadam]

Happy New Years

[ace-of-pythons]

Knockout stepped up his game this year

Happy new year :)

[cmofirstaid]

actually really love how jro decided to turn the idea of primehood and the matrix into something alluring, a desire for people to achieve or fawn over others they believe meet the criteria within the autobot ranks. pyro changes everything about himself: his frame, his voice, his personality, even daydreams about the best way he’ll die just to be like optimus. getaway is incredibly envious of anyone who has ever carried the matrix, his entire desire is to be granted primehood by primus himself to prove his worth. there’s an entire diagnosis for people who want to be like optimus. thunderclash is considered the greatest autobot, swooned over by nearly every bot, and one of the measures of this is the fact he carried the matrix. roadbuster describes springer as having matrix blue eyes. first aid’s attraction to springer is measured by how many matrixes he could hold in his chest. optimus and the primehood are risen to a reverence unseen in other primes because he’s seen as the true bearer of the matrix. which makes the fact no one is impressed with rodimus all the more hilarious.

[anagorah]

He took his switch when he caught him playing fornite during bridge duty

[machine-saint]

mutual 1: i NEED this robot CARNALLY

mutual 2: hey check out this cool math thing :)

mutual 3: fighting and sex are basically the same thing if you think about it

mutual 2, alt blog: i NEED this robot CARNALLY

[argoxnautilus]

@megapwnus

[pervertedkitty]

mtmte megatron working at a shwarma place came to me in a dream

[fremynstein]

[phantomspiders]

If this was the bishoujo megatron we got I would've bought her

(Click for legibility)

[decepti-thots]

[ufolliegy]

scamming children on roblox

[aeonmagnus]

BotCon 2015 script reading: “The Return of Blurr” (audio, summary).

Images via: @naototsushima and @lonelyhydra (1, 2)

[mechhours]

The way Megs holds Minimus…rb if u agree

[pyrlspite]

clowns don’t exist on cybertron

[butchflirt]

Then how does starscream exist

[pyrlspite]

he doesn’t anymore you just fucking killed him