[prefer]

[straightboyfriend]

[historyarchaeologyartefacts]

MesoAmerican Wheeled Toy, only known instance of wheel technology in the New World. Central Veracruz, 300BC-900AD. [550x514]

[death-420]

[stimman4000]

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[joey-wheeler-official]

anime tiddy printing

[regularlesbian]

new catholicism heresy: if priests can turn bread into jesus then a person can trans their gender

[emergentpattern]

[sicxboy]

I have been laughing for like 9 hours

[luvlaff]

[electronic-old-men]

Lost in the sauce

[omghotmemes]

At night the beast sleeps

[sugarzkulls-deactivated20140620]

[valtsv]

look i don’t know how reliable a source of information this website is but the idea that you can easily get rid of vampires in your home just by telling them they’re not welcome anymore is extremely funny to me

[valtsv]

if a vampire came into my house and tried to drain my blood. well i would simply say no thank you.

[valtsv]

unless the vampire is hot of course, in which case feel free to make yourself at home

[kibumkim]

i got a rare condition

i got a glass dick and paper balls

every time i jump my dick just shatters and my nuts turn into origami paper cranes and fly away

[crazymuff1n-deactivated20230428]

and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly

[chongoblog]

That shower thoughts post about rental cars being prostitutes sucks because I'm pretty sure they'd be more like mercenaries.

I’ve been thinking about that post all morning. 

On one hand there’s the connection of “oh its like paying money to temporarily own a person (?)” which is batshit in its own right

But in the context of what rental cars are for in reality just adds layers upon layers of complexity. They can’t DRIVE other cars. They cant even fit in other cars. What would be the purpose? I suppose mercenaries IS the closest thing.

Also

Imagine how difficult it must have been for the people in the front row to leave

[chongoblog]

Hey guys, just so you all know I’m still thinking about this to this day. What if you’re in the middle of the row and you have to use the bathroom? Oh, and also cars have to go to the bathroom as proven in both Cars 2 and the original Cars for a one-off joke about the girl car bathroom line being significantly longer (which brings into question if there are biological differences between male and female cars which is a WHOLE OTHER TOPIC IM GUESSING), so if you gotta pee, then really that’s too bad, you’re going to have to hold it in, whatever the hell “it” is.

The moral of the story is that I need to stop thinking about the Cars universe, because every question I attempt to answer only creates new ones and this is only using knowledge from the one movie I’ve seen out of three total so god knows how confused I’d be if I dug into the whole trilogy also one of the leads in the first movie has a tramp stamp.

[mintgoth]

just learned that the word “ferret” is derived from the Latin word furittus meaning “LITTLE THIEF” and that a group of ferrets is called a BUSINESS and i am absolutely pleased with this new knowledge

[marmaladica]

Pure

[teathattast]

[thejonymyster]

[mojav]

im sapiophobic. if youre intelligent i will beat you to death

[ksubiis-deactivated20190118]

You’re*

[mojav]