STOP CALLING ME A NARC

Hey. I'm Nicholas. | He/him. | Aspiring good samaritan. | I’ve never used tumblr before. | OOC HATES COPS SO MUCH |

[nich0las-foster]

“I have told you these things, so that in me you may have peace. In this world you will have trouble. But take heart! I have overcome the world.” John, 16:33

[nich0las-foster]

oh hey we have the same name. ish? uh... what's up?

- nick

Nothing at all. Which Nick are you?

[goryanaesthetic]

...there's more than one?

[nich0las-foster]

Sorry, did you have a particular issue with Lark?

[goryanaesthetic]

yes?? i'm like 90% sure he kills people???

[nich0las-foster]

My boyfriend has never killed anyone.

[goryanaesthetic]

somehow i feel like we’re talking about different people.

[nich0las-foster]

… Wait, do you mean the Lark that tried to kill me?

[goryanaesthetic]

lark foster??

[nich0las-foster]

… Ah. No, I’m dating Lark Garcia. (Although sometimes known as Lark Oak-Garcia.) And yes, Foster did attempt to murder me. Political assassination, I believe?

[goryanaesthetic]

oh my god that sucks dude

[nich0las-foster]

… Henry? A stoner? I think you’ve got him mixed up.

[goryanaesthetic]

it’s his whole thing???

[nich0las-foster]

Do you mean Glenn?

[goryanaesthetic]

my dad’s a doctor what the fuck are you talking about

[nich0las-foster]

… Glenn is not a doctor. What?

[goryanaesthetic]

uh… and how would you know that??

[nich0las-foster]

Because I’ve talked to him once or twice before?

[goryanaesthetic]

yikes how did that go for you

[nich0las-foster]

Er… He was fairly ‘chill’, all things considered?

[goryanaesthetic]

…uhuh

[nich0las-foster]

I’m not lying. I don’t have any reason to lie to you, as far as I’m aware.

[goryanaesthetic]

its just weird??

[nich0las-foster]

He’s not that bad, honestly?

[goryanaesthetic]

he doesn’t???

[nich0las-foster]

what? Glenn smells like weed permanently.

[goryanaesthetic]

you know i really think id know my dad better than you?

[nich0las-foster]

And I’d recognise that putrid scent just about anywhere??

[nich0las-foster]

oh hey we have the same name. ish? uh... what's up?

- nick

Nothing at all. Which Nick are you?

[goryanaesthetic]

...there's more than one?

[nich0las-foster]

Sorry, did you have a particular issue with Lark?

[goryanaesthetic]

yes?? i'm like 90% sure he kills people???

[nich0las-foster]

My boyfriend has never killed anyone.

[goryanaesthetic]

somehow i feel like we’re talking about different people.

[nich0las-foster]

… Wait, do you mean the Lark that tried to kill me?

[goryanaesthetic]

lark foster??

[nich0las-foster]

… Ah. No, I’m dating Lark Garcia. (Although sometimes known as Lark Oak-Garcia.) And yes, Foster did attempt to murder me. Political assassination, I believe?

[goryanaesthetic]

oh my god that sucks dude

[nich0las-foster]

… Henry? A stoner? I think you’ve got him mixed up.

[goryanaesthetic]

it’s his whole thing???

[nich0las-foster]

Do you mean Glenn?

[goryanaesthetic]

my dad’s a doctor what the fuck are you talking about

[nich0las-foster]

… Glenn is not a doctor. What?

[goryanaesthetic]

uh… and how would you know that??

[nich0las-foster]

Because I’ve talked to him once or twice before?

[goryanaesthetic]

yikes how did that go for you

[nich0las-foster]

Er… He was fairly ‘chill’, all things considered?

[goryanaesthetic]

…uhuh

[nich0las-foster]

I’m not lying. I don’t have any reason to lie to you, as far as I’m aware.

[goryanaesthetic]

its just weird??

[nich0las-foster]

He’s not that bad, honestly?

[goryanaesthetic]

he doesn’t???

[nich0las-foster]

what? Glenn smells like weed permanently.

[nich0las-foster]

oh hey we have the same name. ish? uh... what's up?

- nick

Nothing at all. Which Nick are you?

[goryanaesthetic]

...there's more than one?

[nich0las-foster]

Sorry, did you have a particular issue with Lark?

[goryanaesthetic]

yes?? i'm like 90% sure he kills people???

[nich0las-foster]

My boyfriend has never killed anyone.

[goryanaesthetic]

somehow i feel like we’re talking about different people.

[nich0las-foster]

… Wait, do you mean the Lark that tried to kill me?

[goryanaesthetic]

lark foster??

[nich0las-foster]

… Ah. No, I’m dating Lark Garcia. (Although sometimes known as Lark Oak-Garcia.) And yes, Foster did attempt to murder me. Political assassination, I believe?

[goryanaesthetic]

oh my god that sucks dude

[nich0las-foster]

… Henry? A stoner? I think you’ve got him mixed up.

[goryanaesthetic]

it’s his whole thing???

[nich0las-foster]

Do you mean Glenn?

[goryanaesthetic]

my dad’s a doctor what the fuck are you talking about

[nich0las-foster]

… Glenn is not a doctor. What?

[goryanaesthetic]

uh… and how would you know that??

[nich0las-foster]

Because I’ve talked to him once or twice before?

[goryanaesthetic]

yikes how did that go for you

[nich0las-foster]

Er… He was fairly ‘chill’, all things considered?

[goryanaesthetic]

…uhuh

[nich0las-foster]

I’m not lying. I don’t have any reason to lie to you, as far as I’m aware.

[goryanaesthetic]

its just weird??

[nich0las-foster]

He’s not that bad, honestly?

[nich0las-foster]

oh hey we have the same name. ish? uh... what's up?

- nick

Nothing at all. Which Nick are you?

[goryanaesthetic]

...there's more than one?

[nich0las-foster]

Sorry, did you have a particular issue with Lark?

[goryanaesthetic]

yes?? i'm like 90% sure he kills people???

[nich0las-foster]

My boyfriend has never killed anyone.

[goryanaesthetic]

somehow i feel like we’re talking about different people.

[nich0las-foster]

… Wait, do you mean the Lark that tried to kill me?

[goryanaesthetic]

lark foster??

[nich0las-foster]

… Ah. No, I’m dating Lark Garcia. (Although sometimes known as Lark Oak-Garcia.) And yes, Foster did attempt to murder me. Political assassination, I believe?

[goryanaesthetic]

oh my god that sucks dude

[nich0las-foster]

… Henry? A stoner? I think you’ve got him mixed up.

[goryanaesthetic]

it’s his whole thing???

[nich0las-foster]

Do you mean Glenn?

[goryanaesthetic]

my dad’s a doctor what the fuck are you talking about

[nich0las-foster]

… Glenn is not a doctor. What?

[goryanaesthetic]

uh… and how would you know that??

[nich0las-foster]

Because I’ve talked to him once or twice before?

[goryanaesthetic]

yikes how did that go for you

[nich0las-foster]

Er… He was fairly ‘chill’, all things considered?

[goryanaesthetic]

…uhuh

[nich0las-foster]

I’m not lying. I don’t have any reason to lie to you, as far as I’m aware.

[nich0las-foster]

oh hey we have the same name. ish? uh... what's up?

- nick

Nothing at all. Which Nick are you?

[goryanaesthetic]

...there's more than one?

[nich0las-foster]

Sorry, did you have a particular issue with Lark?

[goryanaesthetic]

yes?? i'm like 90% sure he kills people???

[nich0las-foster]

My boyfriend has never killed anyone.

[goryanaesthetic]

somehow i feel like we’re talking about different people.

[nich0las-foster]

… Wait, do you mean the Lark that tried to kill me?

[goryanaesthetic]

lark foster??

[nich0las-foster]

… Ah. No, I’m dating Lark Garcia. (Although sometimes known as Lark Oak-Garcia.) And yes, Foster did attempt to murder me. Political assassination, I believe?

[goryanaesthetic]

oh my god that sucks dude

[nich0las-foster]

… Henry? A stoner? I think you’ve got him mixed up.

[goryanaesthetic]

it’s his whole thing???

[nich0las-foster]

Do you mean Glenn?

[goryanaesthetic]

my dad’s a doctor what the fuck are you talking about

[nich0las-foster]

… Glenn is not a doctor. What?

[goryanaesthetic]

uh… and how would you know that??

[nich0las-foster]

Because I’ve talked to him once or twice before?

[goryanaesthetic]

yikes how did that go for you

[nich0las-foster]

Er… He was fairly ‘chill’, all things considered?

[nich0las-foster]

oh hey we have the same name. ish? uh... what's up?

- nick

Nothing at all. Which Nick are you?

[goryanaesthetic]

...there's more than one?

[nich0las-foster]

Sorry, did you have a particular issue with Lark?

[goryanaesthetic]

yes?? i'm like 90% sure he kills people???

[nich0las-foster]

My boyfriend has never killed anyone.

[goryanaesthetic]

somehow i feel like we’re talking about different people.

[nich0las-foster]

… Wait, do you mean the Lark that tried to kill me?

[goryanaesthetic]

lark foster??

[nich0las-foster]

… Ah. No, I’m dating Lark Garcia. (Although sometimes known as Lark Oak-Garcia.) And yes, Foster did attempt to murder me. Political assassination, I believe?

[goryanaesthetic]

oh my god that sucks dude

[nich0las-foster]

… Henry? A stoner? I think you’ve got him mixed up.

[goryanaesthetic]

it’s his whole thing???

[nich0las-foster]

Do you mean Glenn?

[goryanaesthetic]

my dad’s a doctor what the fuck are you talking about

[nich0las-foster]

… Glenn is not a doctor. What?

[goryanaesthetic]

uh… and how would you know that??

[nich0las-foster]

Because I’ve talked to him once or twice before?

[nich0las-foster]

oh hey we have the same name. ish? uh... what's up?

- nick

Nothing at all. Which Nick are you?

[goryanaesthetic]

...there's more than one?

[nich0las-foster]

Sorry, did you have a particular issue with Lark?

[goryanaesthetic]

yes?? i'm like 90% sure he kills people???

[nich0las-foster]

My boyfriend has never killed anyone.

[goryanaesthetic]

somehow i feel like we’re talking about different people.

[nich0las-foster]

… Wait, do you mean the Lark that tried to kill me?

[goryanaesthetic]

lark foster??

[nich0las-foster]

… Ah. No, I’m dating Lark Garcia. (Although sometimes known as Lark Oak-Garcia.) And yes, Foster did attempt to murder me. Political assassination, I believe?

[goryanaesthetic]

oh my god that sucks dude

[nich0las-foster]

… Henry? A stoner? I think you’ve got him mixed up.

[goryanaesthetic]

it’s his whole thing???

[nich0las-foster]

Do you mean Glenn?

[goryanaesthetic]

my dad’s a doctor what the fuck are you talking about

[nich0las-foster]

… Glenn is not a doctor. What?

[nich0las-foster]

oh hey we have the same name. ish? uh... what's up?

- nick

Nothing at all. Which Nick are you?

[goryanaesthetic]

...there's more than one?

[nich0las-foster]

Sorry, did you have a particular issue with Lark?

[goryanaesthetic]

yes?? i'm like 90% sure he kills people???

[nich0las-foster]

My boyfriend has never killed anyone.

[goryanaesthetic]

somehow i feel like we’re talking about different people.

[nich0las-foster]

… Wait, do you mean the Lark that tried to kill me?

[goryanaesthetic]

lark foster??

[nich0las-foster]

… Ah. No, I’m dating Lark Garcia. (Although sometimes known as Lark Oak-Garcia.) And yes, Foster did attempt to murder me. Political assassination, I believe?

[goryanaesthetic]

oh my god that sucks dude

[nich0las-foster]

… Henry? A stoner? I think you’ve got him mixed up.

[goryanaesthetic]

it’s his whole thing???

[nich0las-foster]

Do you mean Glenn?

[nich0las-foster]

oh hey we have the same name. ish? uh... what's up?

- nick

Nothing at all. Which Nick are you?

[goryanaesthetic]

...there's more than one?

[nich0las-foster]

Sorry, did you have a particular issue with Lark?

[goryanaesthetic]

yes?? i'm like 90% sure he kills people???

[nich0las-foster]

My boyfriend has never killed anyone.

[goryanaesthetic]

somehow i feel like we’re talking about different people.

[nich0las-foster]

… Wait, do you mean the Lark that tried to kill me?

[goryanaesthetic]

lark foster??

[nich0las-foster]

… Ah. No, I’m dating Lark Garcia. (Although sometimes known as Lark Oak-Garcia.) And yes, Foster did attempt to murder me. Political assassination, I believe?

[goryanaesthetic]

oh my god that sucks dude

[nich0las-foster]

… Henry? A stoner? I think you’ve got him mixed up.

[nich0las-foster]

oh hey we have the same name. ish? uh... what's up?

- nick

Nothing at all. Which Nick are you?

[goryanaesthetic]

...there's more than one?

[nich0las-foster]

Sorry, did you have a particular issue with Lark?

[goryanaesthetic]

yes?? i'm like 90% sure he kills people???

[nich0las-foster]

My boyfriend has never killed anyone.

[goryanaesthetic]

somehow i feel like we’re talking about different people.

[nich0las-foster]

… Wait, do you mean the Lark that tried to kill me?

[goryanaesthetic]

lark foster??

[nich0las-foster]

… Ah. No, I’m dating Lark Garcia. (Although sometimes known as Lark Oak-Garcia.) And yes, Foster did attempt to murder me. Political assassination, I believe?

[nich0las-foster]

oh hey we have the same name. ish? uh... what's up?

- nick

Nothing at all. Which Nick are you?

[goryanaesthetic]

...there's more than one?

[nich0las-foster]

Sorry, did you have a particular issue with Lark?

[goryanaesthetic]

yes?? i'm like 90% sure he kills people???

[nich0las-foster]

My boyfriend has never killed anyone.

[goryanaesthetic]

somehow i feel like we’re talking about different people.

[nich0las-foster]

… Wait, do you mean the Lark that tried to kill me?

[nich0las-foster]

oh hey we have the same name. ish? uh... what's up?

- nick

Nothing at all. Which Nick are you?

[goryanaesthetic]

...there's more than one?

[nich0las-foster]

Sorry, did you have a particular issue with Lark?

[goryanaesthetic]

yes?? i'm like 90% sure he kills people???

[nich0las-foster]

My boyfriend has never killed anyone.

[nich0las-foster]

oh hey we have the same name. ish? uh... what's up?

- nick

Nothing at all. Which Nick are you?

[goryanaesthetic]

...there's more than one?

[nich0las-foster]

Sorry, did you have a particular issue with Lark?

[nich0las-foster]

oh hey we have the same name. ish? uh... what's up?

- nick

Nothing at all. Which Nick are you?

[nich0las-foster]

Hello!

The Father that doesn’t want to be my father said you are my brother!

I am Mugen!

Hello Brother!

I am only a few days sentient!

But I have learned many things! (And one bad word)!

Hello!

-M

Unless you’re Willy Stampler’s child, then you’re not my brother, but it’s lovely to meet you. What ‘bad word’ do you know?

[mugen-actually]

Maybe! Is Willy Stampler your father?

Because you are my brother so If he is your father then he is my father too!

Do not tell father but Lark has taught me to say ‘Fuck’ and that is a forbidden word!

I could not even unlearn it!

[nich0las-foster]

Willy is my father, yes. I'm sure he'll be a wonderful father to you, as well.

'Fuck' isn't all that bad, all things considered- It's a useful term, used in moderation.

[mugen-actually]

I will message my Father Willy then!

Thank you Brother!

Fuck is not a bad word?? Hermie said it was a bad word but Hermie also said Lark was bad and that is not true!

[nich0las-foster]

Yeah, Hermie's wrong. What a shame.

Hopefully Willy will like you?

[nich0las-foster]

Hello!

The Father that doesn’t want to be my father said you are my brother!

I am Mugen!

Hello Brother!

I am only a few days sentient!

But I have learned many things! (And one bad word)!

Hello!

-M

Unless you’re Willy Stampler’s child, then you’re not my brother, but it’s lovely to meet you. What ‘bad word’ do you know?

[mugen-actually]

Maybe! Is Willy Stampler your father?

Because you are my brother so If he is your father then he is my father too!

Do not tell father but Lark has taught me to say ‘Fuck’ and that is a forbidden word!

I could not even unlearn it!

[nich0las-foster]

Willy is my father, yes. I'm sure he'll be a wonderful father to you, as well.

'Fuck' isn't all that bad, all things considered- It's a useful term, used in moderation.