Hold your damnation. It's just a squirrel.

I will post a bunch of random stuff here. MLP, Avatar, Pokemon, Digimon, FMA, Azumanga Daioh, Nichijou, Zelda, Mario, Gravity Falls, Ace Attorney, etc.

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Am I the only one who thinks the Rising Stars in Pokemon sort of look like Sheen and Libby (season 1 hairstyle) from Jimmy Neutron??

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Vote Jill Stein if you care about these things.

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Betty De Famme: Just be nice and quite like a good little bunny, got it? (Based on the context, should be “nice and quiet”; otherwise it just sounds odd.)

Maya Fey: You bet! Just you watch, Nick! I’m going to be the best Lady Kee’ra Guardian Diety ever! (I thought this might be a joke at first that Phoenix corrects in the next line (DIETO?) but no. Should be “guardian deity”. It's even spelled correctly in the next “talk” segment moments later.)

Phoenix Wright: Um, I don’t think that’s a terrible enough of a crime to be divinely punished for, Ahlbi... (should probably just be “a terrible enough”... idk anymore)

I found moar typos, guyzz!! I’ll add more as I continue to presumably find them.

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Yuri Cosmos: Our endeavours with the moon rock lives on in our work with those asteroid samples! (endeavours is actually propert British English. Whether it was intended to be spelled that way is not the problem I have with it. Later in the sentence, the verb “lives” refers to the subject “endeavours”. This is not proper agreement. Should be “endeavours... live on”.)

Trucy Wright: So Dadddy’s going to find out who killed Dr. Cykes, too! (...should be “Daddy’s”. Also spoilers. Where is the gravitas?)

Invalid Message: A cleaning robot must follow a human’s orders, as long as it causes no human harm. (This sentence is actually fine. The problem is actually a programming error, giving the cleaning robot the name “Invalid Message” with no tag behind the words. Or maybe that was on purpose? I don’t know, but it’s odd.)

Phoenix Wright: But take a look at Ponco’s arm. It was Ms. Cykes who bandaged it up that like. (flip the last two words around. There you go. Should be “like that”.)

Athena Cykes: I wonder why did she was doing the same things she did a year ago? (maybe they started out meaning to write the sentence another way involving the word did. But it doesn’t belong there. Should be “why she was doing”.)

Phoenix Wright: This colorful sign... Did Ms. Bucker make it? (the defendant’s last name is spelled wrong. It should be “Buckler”.)

Phoenix Wright: You say Ms. Bucker was mad... Was it because of the new show? (Who is this “Ms. Bucker” Phoenix keeps going on about?)

Gaspen Payne: Allow me spell out this “truth” the defense didn’t bother to think through. (should be “Allow me to spell out”.)

Gaspen Payne: Don’t tell me this a surprise witness for the defense? (should be “this is a”. The Incredible Payne keeps forgetting words.)

All typos I found in The Cosmic Turnabout, Turnabout for Tomorrow, and Turnabout Reclaimed. Quite a bit less here, though I may have simply not cared. Also a bonus from the ones I’ve seen in Spirit of Justice so far. I’ve only played through the first case and into the second case. I think I missed a typo in the second case, but it seems less rushed than Dual Destinies so far. Also the text is easier to read.

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Simon Blackquill: He said it’s often all too easy to overlooked critical symptoms! (should be “to overlook”.)

Athena Cykes: (The marks on her wristed indicated she’d been tied up!) [should be “wrist”.]

Apollo Justice: The truth will always wins against people like him. (should be “will always win”.)

Turnabout Academy final typo standings:

T-1: Athena/Blackquill - 4

T-3: Klavier/Phoenix/Scuttlebutt/O’Conner/Apollo - 1

Honorable mention - Means, Woods

others - the judge, Fulbright, Trucy

valedictorian - Robin Newman

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Klavier Gavin - So let’s keeping rockin’ it hard, just like that! (should be “let’s keeping”.)

Phoenix Wright: You’re going take her case, Prof. Means? (should be “going to take”.)

Athena Cykes: Heh heh! That’s any easy one, Professor! Seeking justice for my clients! (should be “an easy one”.)

Myriam Scuttlebutt: Sss, sss, sss. I can see fine in here. You’ll be the one’s seeing the light in court tomorrow. (should be “the ones”.)

Hugh O’Conner: But I’m man with a man’s voice. All you have to do is open your eyes and ears. (should be “I’m a man”, unless he was pretending to be a caveman, or waxing philosophical, which I suppose is possible.)

Simon Blackquill: You can believe in your client all wish, but try as you might... (should be “all you wish”.)

Athena Cykes: Oh, uh, that? That’s was just... you know... (should be “That was”,)

Athena Cykes: Did the police check to see from whom the blood on the pottery came from? (This is what I call a “circular sentence”. The speaker/writer is trying to sound smart by putting “from” at the beginning of the sentence for the purpose of not having it end in a preposition, but the word is repeated at the end of the sentence anyway. Though technically acceptable, it annoys me and is redundant. Should be “from whom... came.” or “whom... came from”.)

Simon Blackquill: That is, if your head wish to enjoy the continued companionship of your body. (should be “head wishes”.)

Simon Blackquill: An inmate who was formally a surgeon once told me something. (should be “formerly”.)

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Apollo Justice: (Or personal -- like she trying to help somebody she knows.) [should be “she is [or “she’s”] trying to help”]

Damian Tenma: Hrmmm... A descendent of old Nine-Tails, perhaps? (should be “descendant”. “Descendent” is an adjective. “Descendant” is the noun.)

Jinxie Tenma: Return to the black pit from whence you were spawned! (technically acceptable, but “whence” means “from where”, making from whence “from where where”; i.e. redundant. Should just be “whence”.)

Phineas Filch: That’s right. He stole for the rich to give to the poor. (I don’t know if Filch is just being “unique” here, but if not, it should be “from the rich”.)

Florent L’Belle: Honestly! You have the memory capacity of a FLEA! Practice it a hundred times more times! (redundancy. I think he meant to say “a hundred more times” or “a hundred times more”.)

Phineas Filch: ...and ‘cause o’ them superstitions, no matter what I do, the villages won’t say a word! (I don’t think villages can talk. Should be “the villagers”.)

Apollo Justice: I believe that to be extremely importantly! I request that it be added to the testimony! (two adverbs where an adverb and an adjective belong. Should be “extremely important”.)

Monstrous Turnabout final typo count (though I probably missed some):

T-1: Apollo and Jinxie - 3

T-3: Trucy, L’Belle, and Filch - 2

T-6: Fulbright, Athena, the judge, Blackquill, Damian - 1

11 - Phoenix. You missed out, man, though Apollo typo’d at you.

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Trucy Wright: And some claim he can even shoot lasers beams from his eyes. (should be “laser”)

Trucy Wright: That’s any easy one, Apollo. Just do this... (should be “an”)

Bobby Fulbright: Yes, of course! I must serve and well as protect! (should be “as”)

Athena Cykes: Mr. L’Belle, do mind if I ask whether you believe in the village superstitions? (should be “do you mind”)

Florent L’Belle: Now if would excuse me. It’s time to touch up my makeup. (should be “if you would”)

Judge: ...but I suppose I could give it try. Might be a nice change of pace. (should be “give it a try)

Jinxie Tenma: No... I meant YOUR bags. The one’s under your eyes. You must have trouble sleeping. (should be “ones”)

Simon Blackquill: Let the relief of a clean head and a clear conscious come rushing in. (should be “conscience”)

Apollo Justice: (Well, he’s not going fool us with his stupid games!) [should be “going to fool”]

Jinxie Tenma: A wrester’s mask is more precious than his own life! (should be “wrestler’s”)

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[nichey-joe]

Meh. You’re all doing it wrong. Left side superior. Just look at it. It just LOOKS better. Plus I’ve found it’s easier to get off the roll that way - sometimes it will get stuck against the wall going over or otherwise fall back behind the wall.

[nichey-joe]

Okay, am I the only one who saw this scene and thought, "I must ship them now"?

[wood-kun]

NADE-NADE!!!!

[nichey-joe]

I'm NADE-NADE-ing as hard as I can!

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THIS IS TRULY AN AUSPICIOUS DAY, ONE TO BE REMEMBERED

TWO BROTHER’S AND THE BOND OF LOVE. SUCH A MAGICAL CONNECTION SET BY FATE

BROTHERS ELRIC SET ON A JOURNEY OF LOVE AND IS SUCH AN INSPIRATION THAT BEATS WITHIN OUR HEARTS

SUCH STRONG TIES OF BROTHERHOOD

GLORIOUS DAY OF...

[nichey-joe]

Ho Chan's "infomania" article from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles episode, A Chinese Ghost Story. Stitched together with love, a full sized screen shot so you can read the whole thing if you so choose. I gotta say there's some pretty funny and interesting stuff in this article. It pays to take screenshots sometimes.

(I'm a little behind on the episodes because I didn't realize they had aired new ones! Of course there are only 4 total so I'll give them a proper watch shortly.)

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Oh look, it's the most unhittable pitcher in baseball.

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[ppmaq]

omg let me hug you, you twisted adorable man