Nicholas 🖖

[International Man Of Mystery] Please use tontags when talking w/ me

[nicholaskiras]

They know

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[etiennelux]

reading a negative review of something you love written by a person who very clearly didn’t understand it at all

[snippit-crickit]

i tried to do some project peak mary studies/stylisations recently because omg that movie was so peak 0 . 0

sorry for no rocky but i wanted to focus on drawing a human character there (i love you rocky okay rocky was my fav,,, rockling,,,)

[queer-here-and-in-fear]

shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

[queer-here-and-in-fear]

this is prime proof that this ENTIRE WEBSITE is autistic because nowhere else would a no tags post that's just an informative list about slang get this much traction.

[queer-here-and-in-fear]

anyway more addittions

“30-50 wild hogs” for someone making ABSURD excuses for violence.

“what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament” for how do you know that without being a part of it.

“anyone in this thread smoke weed” for the shit you people are saying is so off topic this might as well be a general discussion forum

“dogs are boys and cats are girls” for ooh ur mindset did not grow past 4th grade, huh

“color theory in a childrens hospital” for bending over backwards to not agree that YEA, that thing Came Off Weird

“you are a tar pit” for someone finding any reason to respond with outrage.

“is the __ in the room with us right now?” for I Don’t Think That’s Real.

“bean soup? im allergic to beans!” for ik this doesn’t work for you, but that’s not a flaw. not everything can be for you.

“people irl: hey man hows it going” for this will Never Matter irl

[renzilla-exists]

coming online as someone who liked the finale

[thomasfinchmackee]

[sarssucks]

I finally saw this last night. So.. good.

[leemajdoub]

I wish I was her.

[nikoisme]

baby

[pinkopalina]

they call him agent Stone because he's rock hard for robotnik

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

love it when my fellow they/thems refer to themselves with gendered language specifically to make situations gayer and/or funnier.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i knew an enby who got married and they both referred to each other as "my wife." until the other spouse transitioned, at which point they became husbands.

the cherry on top? introducting each other to new acquaintances as "my ex-wife and current husband"

[alisa-aydin]

YIPPEEEE!!!

[duckngk]

stupid thing i made while not doing homework. shrek the musical meets stobotnik and robotnik is still terrible at feelings

[heterogendermannerism]

i spy a bunch of spies spying around about

[heterogendermannerism]

got less notes for him. sad

[headspace-hotel]

thought about that quote "homosexuality exists in 1000+ species, homophobia only exists in one" but how awkward would it be if we discovered another species that was homophobic

"homosexuality exists in 1000+ species, homophobia only exists in two. what? oh, humans, and the yellow-patched cuboid pinecone wren that was recently discovered on an island off the coast of canada. they're fucking bigots"

[psychoteddi]

I REALLY WANTED TO TWEEN AGAIN.

[scramratz]

[hexoskeleton]

There are just so many characters that should've been women.

[nicholaskiras]

DOCTOR IVO FUCKING ROBOTNIK