Gabagool

20 yr old Phoenix kiddo - I work at a cookie store in New York. I'm slowly dying. Please pay me to make art 4 u thnx

[leonerdodicraprio]

[heatherwanderer]

this is important

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via alexqarbuckle)

[gingahhh]

when are male celebs gonna stop wearing boring ass plain black and white tuxedos and suits to award shows like step it up they all look the same I don’t care who made it. I wanna see some hunger games Capitol style fashion

[zombb-8-deactivated20190924]

They need to take a page from John Boyega’s book. That purple suit. Hot damn.

[babblingbug]

Not forgetting the all red, and the one with the blue blazer…….

[metallikato]

In case people missed the red suit and his blue look: 

And then the gorgeous purple Decepticon one: 

[star-spangled-jackass]

damn son

[louislumbarcurve]

I see your John Boyega and would also like to add Michael B. Jordan 

also, it’s not red carpet but I refuse to ignore these beauties:

[scrimbrim]

I need these suits

[davvic]

My cat Bishop sits outside my door every morning once she hears the alarm clock go off.

[pandaflavouredcookies]

The morning murps

[nichons--dangereux]

If every post I’ve seen so far has been about how the staff royally fucked up. PERHAPS the staff should fucking take a hint. I literally can’t see anything but jokes about how shitty this decision is.  WHAT does that mean to you dumbasses?  Just stop trying to be pinterest and start trying to be reddit. 

[nichons--dangereux]

Okay so in two weeks I wont be able to see half the shit I see on this site but until then the ONLY thing I get to see is everyone losing their balls over the fact that in two weeks we wont get to see half the shit we see on this site. Grand. 

[brilliantlyhorrid]

[knitmeapony]

This is still one of the best executed jokes I’ve ever seen

[dankmemeuniversity]

[tybalt-tisk]

Suburbitank.

[dajo42]

“Can I touch your butt” in Elvish.

[samandriel]

This is so useful

[tseecka]

No, this is not “Can I touch your butt” in Elvish. This is “Can I touch your butt?” in English, transcribed using the letters of the Elvish alphabet. There is a difference. 

In Elvish, the letters of the alphabet correspond to sounds, not to words. The above text spells it out using one symbol to represent one letter of the original English, which is incorrect:

c-a-n  i  t-o-u-c-h  y-o-u-r  b-u-t-t

If you really want to spell out an English phrase using the Elvish alphabet, you would do so phonetically, which would basically equate to one symbol per phoneme (sound):

c-a-n  a-i  t-u-ch  y-o-r  b-u-t

If you actually wanted to write “Can I touch your butt?” in Elvish, one (very rough) translation would be:

Annog nin daf pladan tele ci?

Which, in Sindarin Elvish, roughly translates to, “Would you give me permission to touch your rear?”

Written in tengwar (the Elvish alphabet), it would look like this:

Sorry for the blurry quality.

[neonlitheart-deactivated2017080]

damn, the lotr fandom doesnt fuck around

[seeyainanotherlife]

wow

[katzmatt]

not to mention LOOK HOW POLITE THIS WAS 

LIKE GOOD LORD 

OLDEST FANDOMS REALLY ARE POLITEST 

[matthewgraygublet]

That was probably Steven Colbert

[peaches-n-mean]

Some of my favorite (male-presenting) nipples.

[peaches-n-mean]

Are you fucking kiddding me.

[long-ago-1234567890]

good things about the nsfw ban

good idea to ban nsfw content on a 13+ website. like as a concept, it is a good policy!!

no more cp

children will not get exposed to nsfw shit on here anymore (literally you could not search the tag of any female character, including adult ones, without finding porn of her. after this ban was announced, a 15 year old i know’s first reaction was “finally i can search any tag ever”)

no more dudes with blogs that are just gifs of stolen footage from sex workers

no more nerds with hentai blogs. theyre not inherently bad but i personally hate them

bad things about the nsfw ban

will hurt sex workers who use this site to advertise

bad implementation: things getting incorrectly flagged as nsfw. several sfw lgbt tags and a few fandom tags (like, for children’s tv shows) were made unsearchable, and some innocent people’s blogs were deleted. this is more a problem with the implementation, than the policy itself.

not necessarily a bad thing about the nsfw ban, but a bad thing related to it: tumblr ONLY did this bc they got taken out of the app store. they don’t actually give a shit

things that are unrelated to the nsfw ban but important to note

tumblr still hasn’t banned the terfs or the nazis, and they need to.

tumblr STILL promotes pedophilic content. in their “year in review 2018″ thing, many of the “top ships” listed were pedophilic (like sheith) or incestuous (like thorki). this is disgusting.

[whatsdifferentincanada]

[thephantomasthmatic]

[pochowek]

On the early morning of december 17th im going to post the peanut butter baby, an image rich in skin tone pixels, like 50 times in a row, and get banned

[pochowek]

They dont like it already

[ruinedchildhood]

[weirdnessisgood]

[fullmemetalalchemist]

why are the pigeons so green

[eggcats]

chlorophyll

[doggosource]

11/10 a good doggo posing for his hooman’s insta 

[baconpolice]

Yall forgot the final product.