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Bill Skarsgård as Roman Godfrey HEMLOCK GROVE (2013-2015)     ↳  1x04 ― In Poor Taste.

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bravespirits​:

“If you think the ‘surviving death’ card works here, it doesn’t.”  Harsh, but necessary. “You have your magic now. No excuses, Nick.”

“like that card has ever worked on you.“ he muttered. it sure worked on others, though. “point taken, mom. i’ll put on my big boy diapers and behave. but if a little splash bothers you so much, maybe you shouldn’t throw house parties. there are people who are much better at it than you are, anyway.”

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bravespirits​:

“Alright. You and your height fetishes… save them for a website. This is reality, Nicholas. And you wonder why no one at school’s interested in you–”

“it’s called having a taste. you wouldn’t know about it.“ he sighed, “at least i’m not the one who claims to have found my juliet, every time a girl shows the tiniest bit of interest in me.”

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bravespirits​:

“Wow, that sounded a lot like blackmail.” already sounding as if a step ahead. “If we’re going an eye for an eye… then, what about the dirt I’ve got on you?” Cassie purposely played coy, not revealing too much. She smiled at the idea of letting loose, but not at his overt, and bold moves. Part of Cassie knew it was always jokes when it came to the more outspoken ones in the circle. Nick, Deb, the Hendersons, Faye… all of them, kind of like an acquired taste. “How does that one work for you, Nick?” Cassie encouraged him to share, and elaborate like she’d been all ears.

“it’s a warning.“ he retorted, “nice try, tinker bell but i can spot a bluff from a mile away. if you’ve got dirt on me, chances are, everybody else already knows about it.” did he have dirty laundry? of course but there was no chance she could know about them. he knew for a fact chris would never spill his secrets to cassie. he confidently began gathering his mise-en-place, her question bringing a smile on his lips. “it wouldn’t be the best thing to ever happen to me but it wouldn’t be the worst one either. it’s a solid 7 in my book.”

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bravespirits​:

“Like you were doing anything else–” implying he had no life. “Okay, fine. What entails fun, then?”

“as matter of fact, i was. i suggest you lose the attitude or i’m telling everyone you booty-called me.“ he made his way through the kitchen, placing his backpack on the counter. “ here’s the plan. i’ve got a bottle of irish whiskey with me. we make some cocktails, finish this whole bottle, listen to good music and get wasted, then later, you confess your eternal love for me and we take the party upstairs. how does that sound?” 

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@bravespirits​ said: ❝ Clearly we’re in love with each other! ❞

"you met her yesterday, lover boy. take it easy. and unless she has a hot, preferably short girlfriend who is dying to meet me, i’m not interested.“

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@bravespirits​ said: ❝ What do you do when you get sad? ❞

“cassie, i truly hope you didn’t ask me to come over in the middle of the night just to talk about my feelings. you should have called diana instead. because i am the fun guy and i intend to stay that way.“

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@bravespirits​ said: ❝ Closure is a made up thing by Steven Spielberg to sell movie tickets! ❞

“ and foot fetish was made up by tarantino but it doesn’t make it any less real. i’m not proud of what i did. and i already said i was sorry. next time, i will lift the toilet seat up, i promise. now can we get over it? ”  

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[Sentence Starters] BoJack Horseman Season 1

Feel free to add context, change pronouns, names, jobs, and anything else you need to change to make these work for you! Have fun! ^-^

❝ I don’t think I should drive right now. I’m incredibly drunk. ❞

❝ Even though you don’t want anyone to know it, you secretly have a good heart. ❞

❝ It takes a lot of beer to get me drunk. ❞

❝ Oh, face it! You’re afraid of commitment. ❞

❝ I don’t know how you can expect anyone else to love you when you so clearly hate yourself. ❞

❝ You’ve never had a day of stress in your life. ❞

❝ I can’t say no to people because I want everyone to like me. ❞

❝ It doesn’t get easier. It never gets easier. ❞

❝ I get kinda awkward at parties. ❞

❝ You’re responsible for your own happiness, you know? ❞

❝ You not understanding that you’re a horrible person doesn’t make you less of a horrible person. ❞

❝ What was your childhood like? ❞

❝ In this world you can either do things the easy way or the right way. ❞

❝ You want a day-old hamburger bun? ❞

❝ You stick with me and I promise you everything’s gonna be just fine. ❞

❝ I’m gonna be sexy forever! ❞

❝ Is it cool if instead of confronting my problems head on I just hide out here for a little bit? ❞

❝ I’m no longer cute so I have nothing to offer this world. ❞

❝ I feel like we don’t ever hang out. ❞

❝ Your boob is a very impractical way to put out a fire. ❞

❝ Hey, notice how I’ve been ignoring you, playing hard to get? Only makes you want me more. ❞

❝ I didn’t do anything wrong because I can’t do anything wrong. ❞

❝ We’re all just products of our environment bouncing around like marbles in the game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that is our random and cruel universe. ❞

❝ Hooray! Everything is meaningless! Nothing I do has consequence! ❞

❝ For a second I actually convinced myself I was more than a worthless screw-up. ❞

❝ Why don’t you do something productive like bang your head against a wall until your brain isn’t so stupid? ❞

❝ If you can’t find a way to let off some steam, you’re going to explode. ❞

❝ Even if no one appreciates you, it’s important that you don’t stop being good. ❞

❝ Closure is a made up thing by Steven Spielberg to sell movie tickets! ❞

❝ Give me a bottle of something to help me forget my problems. ❞

❝ I actually kinda hate myself a lot of the time. ❞

❝ When I’m with you, I don’t hate myself. ❞

❝ You gotta get your shit together. ❞

❝ Clearly we’re in love with each other! ❞

❝ You look at your reflection too long, you might fall in love. ❞

❝ Ruin any lives lately? ❞

❝ I’ll be alive tomorrow. After that? Who knows. ❞

❝ We’re just two lonely people trying to hate ourselves a little less. ❞

❝ Sometimes I feel like I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me, and now it’s all gone. ❞

❝ Life is a series of closing doors, isn’t it? ❞

❝ Maybe I just need to stop expecting you to be a good person so that way I won’t get hurt when you’re not. ❞

❝ It’s never too late to be the person you want to be. ❞

❝ Can we stay exactly like this for the rest of our lives, please? ❞

❝ Do you think it’s too late for me? Am I just doomed to be the person I am? ❞

❝ What do you do when you get sad? ❞

❝ There’s more to being an adult than just work and business and the tall person rides at Disneyland! ❞

❝ They see greatness in me and they mistake it for goodness, but I… I know there’s nothing there. ❞

❝ Let’s go feel grass between our toes. ❞

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sleepy-nostalgia​:

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dicholas armstrong’s account has been hacked by a stoned chocolatier from belgium

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Unacceptable

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alright, you got me. the stoned chocolatier from belgium is actually martha stewart. go and find her, if u miss dicholas.

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@nickarmstrcng pls

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dicholas armstrong’s account has been hacked by a stoned chocolatier from belgium

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Bill Skarsgård as Mateo SOULMATES (2020)    ↳  1x04 ― Layover.

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Bill Skarsgård as Mark ASSASSINATION NATION (2018)  dir. Sam Levinson

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