𝐒 𝐏 𝐀 𝐂 𝐄 𝐌 𝐀 𝐍

𝕟𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕠𝕝𝕒𝕤 𝕛𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕪 𝕛𝕠𝕟𝕒𝕤. 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕣𝕥𝕪. 𝕞𝕒𝕝𝕥𝕚'𝕤 𝕕𝕒𝕕. 𝟙/𝟜 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕛𝕠𝕟𝕒𝕤 𝕓𝕠𝕪𝕤. 𝕥𝕖𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕝𝕒 𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕟𝕠𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕦𝕣. | // NOT the real Nick. just an RP blog -- Unless stated otherwise, none of the gifs or photos used on this blog are mine (at the time of posting, content creators rules allow their media to be used). All credit goes to the respectable owners/creators. If something needs to be credited specifically or taken down, please message me politely and I will do so --

[nickjjonasx]

NICK JONAS; 30. musician/actor. | single dad. disney kid gone wild. tequila enthusiast. 

i spend most of my money on: clothes. i don’t care if it sounds vain. i like looking good and making an effort when i leave the house. TMZ will not get a picture of me slipping.

We’re the same type of weird if: you’re willing to get on a plane with only a few hours notice and you’re always up for adventure.

My most irrational fear: birds. if you’ve seen the Hitchock movie, you’ll understand what I mean. 

I’m looking for…: new friendships, maybe a romance too, if the timing and the person is right. life is short, so better to spend it in good company.

[djokeerv]

At what age do people start to consider themselves ‘old’? Asking for a friend that survived another trip around the sun and is now firmly into his thirties. Don’t know when that happened but shit, guess I’m gonna have to start getting out of the high schooler roles since I’m starting to look my age. I don’t feel that old outside the bones that start cracking when I get up in the morning but eh, guess it could be worse? To put the nail in my coffin, I had to look up what songs were popular when I was born in 1992 and what really put the ache in my spine was that 'Baby Got Back’ and 'Smells Like Teen Spirit’ came out in the same year. That’s cool. I’m ancient now. What songs are turning just as old as you? Because I feel like mine are pretty bad. / @hfrpstarters​

[nickjjonasx]

happy belated birthday, dude. hope you had the best day and celebrated with all of your nearest and dearest. getting old is a trip. it's all you wanna do when you're a kid, but now? you just want the time to slow the fuck down. that you're able to play high schoolers still has gotta be the best compliment and shows you gotta drop the skin-care routine. we're the same age, so please let's just both stay in our delusion that those songs definitely didn't come out the year we were born. we're forever young, my dude.

[nickjjonasx]

Text: Em & Nick

em: This is my first attempt at online dating, so I can't say that I have anything exciting to share. Sorry to disappoint

em: Side note: Waffle House is epic. Just saying

nick: i find it hard to believe people would be sleeping on you on social media. you're lovely and kind, so people not jumping at the chance to woo you are the ones missing out.

nick: thank u, thank u. really proud of that song.

[nickjjonasx]

joejonas: godddddd, i need a fucking nap rn.

nickjonas: no, get to work joseph. naps are for the weak, @joejonas.

[m-mount-deactivated20250510]

Yo’ — heads up, I’m going to be sending you over my new gym playlist .. tell me what you think since I won’t be training for a little while, somebody may as well bring it to good use, hopefully.                             @nickjjonasx​​

[nickjjonasx]

first things first, hello handsome. it’s been too long. secondly, what do you mean you won’t be training for a little while? did you get injured, bubba? however, i promise to stream your gym playlist lots and send you photographic proof of it. 

[nickjjonasx]

vancityryans·:

now we’re truly talking, my friend. oh, i know i can charm him, that’s why ‘red notice’ is getting a sequel. he’s a beautiful giant teddy bear and he loves me, can’t you tell? yes, now you’re speaking my language, nick! would we re-create the kiss when we win the best kiss award? oh.. i’d never fake with you, jonas. have i? well, we’re definitely going to make this the best kiss you ever had.

how does it feel, dude? being so powerful, that even the rock himself can’t deny your obvious charms? also powerful enough to make me watch a show about a soccer team and make me cry. that was cruel and unusual, btw. i’m totally committed to winning this best kiss award now. willing to do anything and everything to make it happen. i just hope your wife won’t kill me in the process, she looks like a woman that can make a man disappear, if she puts her mind to it. i have no doubt you’re a wonderful kisser, big daddy. looking forward to this xo.

[nickjjonasx]

since 2023 seems to be the year of the reunions, what do you say to meeting up at the met and breaking the internet? there's not a single picture of us together, where my hair wasn't a total disaster. we gotta fix that, for my ego's sake. if you save me a dance or two too, that'll really get the 2000's kids talking. / @sellymarie

[nickjjonasx]

💌 connect → nick

nick: i'm sorry our london gig ended up being such a whirlwind and we had to go back to work almost right after. am i kicking myself for missing a chance to get a city tour from mr. harry styles himself? very much so.

nick: maybe we can have a raincheck? maybe not in london, but somewhere else in the world.

nick: i still have to prove that i'm a man of my word and that i can show you a good time, and not be disappointing.

[ashleyxtisdale]

The lot of us Disney actors sure do a great job making a whole generation feel old, huh? We're all getting married and having kids, over 10 years have passed since certain projects first aired on TV. I think we all need to get together for dinner or something. Really break the internet!

@dylanthomassprouse-hf @zacharyefrcn @emilyjordanosment-hf @sellymarie @queenvh @milcycyrus

[nickjjonasx]

oh no ashley, please don't bring this up. we're all actual adults now and i don't know how to deal with it. no more careless days of our youth, but more and more responsibilities. hah, i had the funniest image in my head just now. all of us showing up at disney with our kids at the same time. that'd be something but i'm so game for it.

[nickjjonasx]

Text: Em & Nick

em: This is my first attempt at online dating, so I can't say that I have anything exciting to share. Sorry to disappoint

em: Side note: Waffle House is epic. Just saying

nick: hey, maybe you just haven't matched with the right people yet. slow and steady and all that. pfft, i'm not disappointed, i promise.

nick: thank u, thank u. it's one of my fave tracks that we've ever done.

[nickjjonasx]

𝐭𝐞𝐱𝐭 / 𝐁𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐏𝐇

joe: don't remind me. i'm still licking my wounds over it.

joe: only two of those statements are true. i'll let you use your imagination to figure out what ones. god, those rings were a fucking mistake. so weird.

nick: pretty sure you're dad's fave, so it evens out. don't be jelly, joseph.

nick: pls, you're not even close to being as good at tiktok as frankie is. i know being delusional is your thing, but stop it. blaming our parents for it until the day i die.

nick: also, we looked great in leather and once again, my idea was fucking brilliant.

[nickjjonasx]

💌 connect → nick

harry: jetlag is a killer. i always think that i've been through enough flights and will have mastered it miraculously, but no. still gets me.

harry: i'm finishing up in london with the family, where will you be next week? could come meet you in new york for some fun.

harry: how was mumbai? aside from the flight draining you.

nick: jetlag will always bite you in the butt, always. your body clock always catches up to you, even when you think you've gamed the system. it fucking blows.

nick: hey, if you're sticking around in london, i'll be flying out tomorrow. we've got that royal albert hall show on the 14th. you could play the role of a nick jonas groupie xo.

nick: it was crowded and so hot, but it was special to be able to be there for malti's first visit. it's half her heritage, so it's important that she knows the places, the language and the traditions. how was family time in london?

[nickjjonasx]

hfrpconnect 🗯️ nick j

lucy: don't blame you. it got kinda weird over the years and yeah, you weren't the only one who went their separate way. are you happier now? i mean, you look happy and everything so i've always assumed you were.

lucy: oh my god, lol. okay so did you totally freak out when that bird tried to share your ice cream with you? please tell me you cried. 'cause.. i need blackmail insurance for the future.. anyway, can't handle those bird watching people either. they're odd. who wants to sit around quietly looking for a bird? not me, that's who.

nick: it got very weird and i learned to walk on eggshells from a very early age. they wanted a certain image and you couldn't say no. i'm grateful for everything i have because of them, but i'm so much happier now. freedom to dress however i want and make the kind of music i want is everything.

nick: i didn't cry but i was horrified and i've never bought soft-serve ice cream since. i can't believe that bird ruined ice cream for me, that bitch. watching people or sitting on the beach peering into the water? totally reasonable. watching filthy birds? yeah, you've lost me there.

nick: i see you're doing pretty well in the auction. how're you feeling about, excited to go on a date with whoever wins?

[nickjjonasx]

NICK JONAS added to his story | - 4/9/23

[nickjjonasx]

nickjonas: if you don't watch SNL tonight, we can't be friends. those are the rules, i'm not sorry.

[nickjjonasx]

[nickjjonasx]

𝐭𝐞𝐱𝐭 / 𝐁𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐏𝐇

joe: don't think that'll stop her. it's not mom if she doesn't have something to nag us about.

joe: i should be wounded at this confession but frankie seems to be everyone's favorite. i don't blame them for it - he's a cool dude. ew, don't mention those rings ever again. they still haunt me.

nick: nag you, you mean. she loves me and i'm her favorite. i can do nothing wrong in her eyes xo.

nick: he's young, cool and better at tiktok than the rest of us combined. damn him. i'm willing to bet that even when we're in our eighties, someone will bring it up and remind us. we're never gonna escape it, rip.