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[vancityryans]

alivelyblake​:

Because, I want you to see me in all my glory! On home video! Yes, your 50th Ryan. I know, that’s plenty of time to get more footage and edit it all together for your solo bathroom sessions. I know you do more than use the can in there. Well, figure it out, I got the perfect outfit coming tomorrow. Amazon’s 1 day delivery is amazing! Yeah, we don’t need them taking over the house, we already have one child who takes over the house. Good! Don’t worry, Halloween is just around the corner! Just don’t wear the same costume again, dress as Paul Rudd this year.

you got me there. wait.. you’re recording me in the bathroom? babe, no, please be joking! i sit on my phone with my pants down playing candy crush like everyone else, so what do you mean more? really? what for? i can’t wait to see it and i already know you’ll look amazing. exactly and thank you for acknowledging that. you’re right it’s coming fast, but first inez’s birthday and betty’s birthday before halloween. i would never! i was thinking to be paul rudd, that man is amazing.

[camilamcndcs1-deactivated202401]

My daughter is turning ten next week and I am trying to remember what some of my favorite things from my birthday when I turned the double digits. I really cannot remember any toys or anything that stood out for me. What were some of your favorite things when you were ten? And before you ask, I already have her birthday celebration from me all figured out so that is not why I asking, I am just curious and ask a lot of questions. I am Jensen, by the way, how are you?

@hfrpstarters

[vancityryans]

My eldest is eight, so i’m not sure what ten year olds want. The double digits is a whole new ball game. Suddenly dolls and toys aren’t enough. When I did? Well, I’m a simple man, Jensen, I enjoy toys. My wife still gets me a train set or a lego set if I’m good. Promise to share how her birthday goes for when James reaches her ages soon here? I might need the tips.

[vancityryans]

tribclchiefjoe​:

That’s exactly it, my life’s just been busy it never becomes not busy, though I like it when it’s busy because if I was to sit around all day at home and doing nothing but working out, I think I’d lose my mind. It’s nice to meet you Ryan, I think I’ve heard of you from my cousin. Yea, I understand how it can be a lot, it’s how I’ve been because I have a show tomorrow night and then I’ll be heading out to Nashville, I’ve already filmed my match for Saturday since I’ll be in Nashville for the trip, which I’m excited for. 

i can agree with that. my life is always crazy as with just my kids alone, but i never really want too much of a break. i love working really. let’s just say.. glad we both get to work because sitting around or working out only does sound kinda.. boring in a way. oh, you think you have? it’s fine, i promise i might not be ryan gosling, but i’d still have made an amazing ken and i’m still a great ass ryan as well. nashville sounds like a nice time and i’m hoping to find my way there, to enjoy it all as well.

[vancityryans]

yvngboks​:

We still love you! I even still love you!! We’ve been just so busy lately haha. We have a new album coming out June 2nd which we’ve been excited about and plus I’ve been busy with fashion shows that I’ve been invited too, will you be at the trip?? maybe we can catch up there??

aww, i appreciate it. so.. when’s my welcome into the group? we all have, it’s okay. really? i can’t wait, i’m already excited to hear it. fashion shows, ooh, sounds like tons of fun. i think so, unless i get lost on the way. i truly hope we can meet up there, my friend.

[lw-tomlinson-deactivated2024101]

You most defiantly are a looker — it’s the resaon I’m drawn to you, after all. Those damn looks. @vancityryans

[lw-tomlinson-deactivated2024101]

You most defiantly are a looker — it’s the resaon I’m drawn to you, after all. Those damn looks. @vancityryans

[vancityryans]

aww, thank you! finally, someone tells me how truly handsome and charming i am. is it really? you know, i’m drawn to you too, and that singing? only everyone’s dream! sing to me and look into my eyes sometime?

[vancityryans]

pcdrospascal​:

how many kids do you have? and how old are they? hope they don’t use your body like a jungle gym or you’ll but out of commission for a while. i was supposed to go but family is way too important, you know?

one too many, honestly. someone should have told me after one or two that i should stop. we have a eight year old, a seven year old, a three year old and had another around late december to early january that we didn’t officially announce gender or arrival of. i haven’t met them yet to say, so give me time there, buddy. yes, i definitely agree as the crazy idiot so in love that he had a fourth child with his wife.

[vancityryans]

KelseaBallerini: @VancityReynolds next weekend in nashville??

vancityreynolds : @KelseaBallerini sounds perfect! let's do that! i'll get some of my infamous gin

[vancityryans]

emilybettrxckards​:

I love that. I mean, other people can try and come forward but I doubt that they will be able to compete with us. We really are, yes. Oh my god, doggy playdates are the best. We said mine,  but if you wanna change it, I am easy. 

i agree, i mean, we’re clearly a nice duo and i’m curious who would even try to join or challenge us for that matter. they are and we’ll have to have so many more of them starting after the first. alright, just check.. well more or less remembering. it’s all still good. when are we doing this now?

[vancityryans]

alivelyblake​:

Maybe I put a few in the bedroom to record our fun times and I was gonna show you the clips for your 50th birthday! They’re on VHS tapes, I gotta get the whole thing set up and that’s gonna take forever! If I really wanted you to get in one, you would’ve been in one a long time ago, hun. I do love you! Promise, but don’t ask for anymore or you get no candy!

wait what? why would you do that? you might hear me on the can! 50th? that’s a little over three years still, why would you make me wait that long? i want to try my kink if it’s there, just need to know i have it first. i could help.. you know i can. highly doubtful, i’d pull you in with me and the kids would take over our house, it’s why you haven’t, lovely. fine, i’ll take the two bags and be happy til halloween.

[lanesblogg]

well, now, my little sister has graduated college. i feel old now. but i’m happy i went, even if i missed the cannes movie festival. did anyone go?

@hfrpstarters​

[vancityryans]

i’m sorry to hear all of that, but hey, it’s all good. you don’t look as old as you surely feel, my friend. i didn’t get around to it. i got too many kids and work things to go at the moment.

[tribclchiefjoe]

So I felt like it was about time I showed my face around here again, I missed seeing everyone and speaking to people, but with work getting busy and me just being a busy man, I had to disappear for a bit, but your Tribal Chief is back. Now, what have I been doing lately? Well, I’ve been spending time with my kids and just being a dad, also thinking of maybe moving, I’m not sure yet, I don’t exactly know where I would want to buy a house, maybe a getaway house in Hawaii since that is a home away from home, who knows. Anyways, for the people that don’t know me, hello the name is Joe, also known as Roman Reigns from the WWE. How is everyone’s week?? do you have anything planned for the weekend?? @hfrpstarters​​

[vancityryans]

i feel that, it’s all good. work, kids and the wife are always taking up my time lately and it’s honestly been a lot if you ask me. moving huh? that is a big decision and i hope you figure it out soon. hawaii sounds nice though, if i’m being honest. hello, my name is ryan, like the reynolds kind. i’m also known as deadpool from the film of the same name. um.. amazing! and all my plans just contain seeing if my kids get to me or not. love them, but also, they can be a lot, you know?

[vancityryans]

Text 📲 RyRey

maik: you can still have some of the love! but just a little bit. how did you break it?? please don't tell me you threw it across the room. you own a phone company one time and all of a sudden you're a mess with phones.

maik: but you've experienced birth dirty. probably. maybe. you can surprise everyone else but i just get the tea right away.

maik: adorable!

ryan : just a little bit? ow, my feelings! of course, that's exactly how. and hey, the plus to that company is the phones part. i'm discounted by my own company

ryan : really? huh.. maybe. my memory isn't what it used to be. probably too much coffee and sugar. okay, fine, i'll share you all the tea and surprise the world

[vancityryans]

alivelyblake​:

It happens more often than you think. Don’t you remember? I put in a camera that records sound too so I know what your saying at all times. It’s fine, I’ll play you the tapes one of these days. I did not! I was warning you about the white vans with free candy on the side. Fine Ryan, you can get 2 bags of candy at the store. But no more!

those cameras are outside, babe. no, show me those recordings on your phone. i’m waiting to see the tapes. that sounds like you wanted to get me in them, not a warning. how dare you! i thought you loved me! really? promise? i’d love two bags, it’d make me a very happy boy.

[vancityryans]

alivelyblake​:

You were sleep talking. No, I don’t want to seem like a crazy wife. I’ll be your leather mommy, all you have to do is ask, Ryan. You should feel special because I probably wouldn’t offer this to anyone else. You don’t have a choice. You get in the white van with promises of candy, get locked in with 2 buff guys that make you look like a twig and tie you up. The candy was never there.

was i? i didn’t know i did that. i’d ask, but i don’t recall saying it so i want the proof because i’m clearly missing half my amazing dialogue because i’m sleeping which isn’t cool at all. not special anymore, you lead me on with promised candy you never had. i will now actively fight back and run when i even catch a glimpse of any vans. also.. i’m going to stay with my mom for a bit til you forget about this and bring my apology candy.

[vancityryans]

alivelyblake​:

I know I don’t, but maybe it’s a fantasy that you were dreaming about. So, I should be turned on because you talked about me being your leather mommy for an hour and questioned because you might have some kink you want to explore. I’ve talked to Red before. We were gonna make a full-length feature film to promote a single of theirs. You can’t hear either. Because it’s called a bait and switch, They bait you in with candy then switch it for ropes to make sure you can’t escape. 

when did i talk about this? do you have the recorded proof? i will challenge you in the next talk we have otherwise. i do want to explore a lot but.. wow. leather mommy? not sure how to feel there. you’re making a film with red without me? come on! i make things! no, i don’t want it anymore. i just want candy. i’ll accept the ropes if i get candy first. i deserve to taste a sweet treat before i get rope burn like i did back in boy scouts.

[vancityryans]

lw-tomlinson​:

Mate, your wife is a looker, won’t deyn it, however I’m all here for you — great, will give you a bell when i’m around and we’ll sort it out. 

she is, that’s why i married her after all. however, i’m a looker too, let’s not forget about me too. i helped make our children beautiful. ooo, yes! i love bells!

[vancityryans]

emilybettrxckards​:

I can only imagine how it is for you, thank you for giving up that to share with us. So do I! Wow, we really are the perfect Canadians to do this. Love that for us. Yeah, they all need this. If they are ready or now. Yes please! I love that. Doggie play dates are the best. Well, you let me know what works for you and I will make it hapen. 

everything is amazing with me, always has been and always will be.. but you’re so very welcome. we definitely are and we’ll top, just the two of us.. unless other greats come forward but i’m pretty convinced we’re the best of the best. ready or not, here we come! great, i’ll get the doggos and we can make something happen. i forgot.. did we plan my place or yours? i’m so scatter brained currently.