The 'C' in CPA stands for 'Criminal'

Nickolaus Kenning is a specialist offering niche financial and organizational services in the upper northeast quadrant of the united states. please contact privately regarding pricing and availability. Please note that generic postings do not constitute specific advice; it is inadvisable to follow suggestions made on this journal without proper tax or legal counsel. (Nick Kenning is an original character playing in the BBC Sherlock universe. Nick is happy to interact with other canon or original characters; please reference the 'About Nick' section for character background, basic stats, and the best ways to interact. Please note that this blog is occasionally not safe for work. I don't post porny pictures, but some of the roleplay/fiction is inappropriate for minors.)

[nickkenning]

Just rising from the dead for a moment because it seems to be in vogue - what the hell was that bullshit we all just watched?

[jiminwestwood]

Also rising from the dead because I feel that things have been said about my person which I would like struck from the record…and I’ll just echo here…what the bloody hell was that?

[nickkenning]

I’d say it was defamation of character.  Like you’d kneel down and let that little shit kick you off a fucking cliff.  He’d have had to shoot you and you’d have dragged Sherls over with you.

[moran-sm]

“that’s not fair there’s two of you”

um

are we forgetting a little someone here?

[nickkenning]

Who could forget you, sunshine?

[nickkenning]

Just rising from the dead for a moment because it seems to be in vogue - what the hell was that bullshit we all just watched?

[evabrighis]

And I got close. I nearly got fucking EVERYTHING.

[nickkenning]

  Except that you kind of are, except that you have a longer than average list of skills.

[henrycamden]

Things I do not manage:

Your schedule

Your business contacts

Your staff

Your personal life

Your professional life

Your coffee.

The only qualifications I meet for being your PA are managing your travel and being a really hot piece of ass.

[nickkenning]

I don't think you can deny that your assistance is very personal.

[nickkenning]

No, you are not.  Can’t say it’s a bad thing.

Hello, Ms. Jones. Paying attention to my staff?

[askanthea]

We PA’s have to stick together.  

[henrycamden]

I’m not a PA!

[nickkenning]

Except that you kind of are, except that you have a longer than average list of skills.

[nickkenning]

God, what’s a guy gotta do to get a decent cup of coffee around here.

[askanthea]

And here I thought you had a bevy of buxom blonde’s to bring you whatever you needed. 

[henrycamden]

I am neither buxom nor blonde.

[nickkenning]

No, you are not.  Can't say it's a bad thing.

Hello, Ms. Jones. Paying attention to my staff?

[nickkenning]

God, what’s a guy gotta do to get a decent cup of coffee around here.

[henrycamden]

Ask? I just brought you back fresh coffee from South America.

[nickkenning]

I see a bag of beans, babe... finish the job.

[nickkenning]

God, what's a guy gotta do to get a decent cup of coffee around here.

[imaginationofliving-deactivated]

[theimpossibleeccentric]

[text] I hear you're single now. NK

[SMS to Nick Kenning] I’ve always been single. SH

[SMS to NIck Kenning] I hear you’re alive now. SH

[nickkenning]

[text to S.Holmes] Rumors of my death were greatly exaggerated. NK

[hplyrikz]

[nickkenning]

askanthea replied to your post:I thought that bullet wound would have come with a dose of humility. Nice to know you’re still cock-sure as ever. MH

That’s not the only thing he’s been full of recently.-A

I’ve heard he’s been full of journalistic ambition.  Or maybe it’s an ambitious journalist?  I forget. NK

[askanthea]

Why not both?-A

[nickkenning]

You don't sound like you approve. NK

[nickkenning]

askanthea replied to your post:I thought that bullet wound would have come with a dose of humility. Nice to know you're still cock-sure as ever. MH

That’s not the only thing he’s been full of recently.-A

I've heard he's been full of journalistic ambition.  Or maybe it's an ambitious journalist?  I forget. NK

[ragnarlovebrok]

[nickkenning]

You're choosing to read it that way. MH

I'm sure it wasn't necessary to use the word "cock" in your last missive, darling. NK

[nickkenning]

I thought that bullet wound would have come with a dose of humility. Nice to know you're still cock-sure as ever. MH

Aren't we just full of innuendo tonight. NK