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LAST YEAR: I wrote a weird series called neurotica.
NEXT WEEK: It premieres at Tribeca Film Festival!
TODAY: The trailer is officially online!
Broderick and Ganz: Injury Attorneys
Wrote this SNL sketch with Brian McElhaney and Kristen Bartlett. Bobby and Aziz make me laugh so hard in this.Â
I wrote a comic book!
Marvel let me write some issues of Rocket and Groot. It was a legit dream come true. And now you can buy the collected edition of all the issues I wrote! Please do that.
https://comicstore.marvel.com/Rocket-Raccoon-and-Groot-Vol-2-Civil-War-II/digital-comic/43213
After 3 years of not making a new video. WE MADE A NEW VIDEO!
I wrote a comic strip about the super hilarious Syrian Refugee crisis! Click the picture to read it on ThoughtCatalog.com.
Art was done by the very much amazing Wesley Hall! Read his comic strip at www.namelesspcs.com.
Nick Kocher is only a little bit majorly jealous of his roommate's show 'Big Time in Hollywood, FL.'
I wrote an article for the New York Observer on how you should go binge watch all of âBig Time In Hollywood, Floridaâ even if it makes me feel inferior.
Balls.
So two summers ago, I acted in a movie with a bunch of my best friends. It was called INTRAMURAL and itâs a comedy about the incredibly high-stakes world of Flag Football.
The movie screened at the Tribeca Film Festival last year and was subsequently bought by MGM. Which was great!
Except that they hated the title IntramuralâŠso they changed it toâŠBALLS OUT. Thatâs correct. Balls Out.
Fun fact, if you ever want to prank a bunch of actors, offer them a movie called Hope Holds A Flower, then after theyâve filmed it change the title to Tiny Taintâs Fart Parade.
The title is not the only thing that was changed. They also changed the poster from thisâŠ.
to thisâŠ
Now, thereâs a fancy science reason all this was done. âSexâ sells movie tickets. âCleverâ does not. The main audience for this movie is going to be high school boys, and leading research suggests that high school boys are much more likely to watch a movie with the word âBallsâ in the title and a picture of a HEAVILY PHOTOSHOPPED BUTT on the poster.
However, many a horny high school boy is going to be disappointed when he fast forwards through this entire film looking for the sex scenes or nudity and discovers NONE. Kate McKinnon licks a few peopleâs faces, and Nikki Reed is involved in a tasteful mouth kiss, but the closest it ever gets to nudity is Nick Rutherfordâs midriff and some partial side-butt from Jake Lacy. Thatâs it. (note: High school girls, on the other hand, will not be disappointed by the side-butt. Jake goes to the gym.)
A fair amount of work has been put into making this fairly clever movie, appear to be not in any way clever. For exampleâŠ
Hereâs the original trailer for Intramural.
And hereâs the new trailer for Balls Out.
Notice how one has a lot of the clever jokes and writing taken out of it? How the Tribeca Film Festival laurel was actually removed?? This is literally to make the movie seem less clever and appeal to the lowest common denominator.
Thankfully, the actual film was left untouched, because despite itâs insane title, Balls Out is actually really great. It wasnât written to appeal to the lowest common denominator, it was written to appeal to people who like smart, funny movies. Itâs been very well reviewed, and having seen it a couple times with an audience, Iâm proud of the film and excited for as many people to see it as possible.
Now, donât get me wrong. Emphasis on testicles aside, Iâm thrilled that MGM is releasing this movie. I trust that they know what theyâre doing and that this marketing campaign will help Balls Out make more money than Intramural ever would. I only write this to the people who would never rent a movie called Balls Out, to suggest that they give Intramural a try. Because, though unfortunate from a fiscal perspective, itâs really quite âcleverâ.
Balls Out will be available on VOD everywhere on June 19th.
I wrote a humorous essay for the New York Observer and sure would love it if you gave it a read.
Driving comes with a license to perpetrate all manner of pranks.
I wrote an essay for The New York Times about driving in Atlanta and why its citizens are glad I donât do that anymore.
Sexy Pool Party
Limitations are goddamn great.
Brian and I wrote the first draft of this sketch about 4 years ago. We were in LA for the week and wanted to film something so we quickly banged this out. Due to limitations we were unable to film it then. Had the limitations not been there, things would be very different. For example:
-It originally took place at the beach.
-The models replacing Brian and I would have been our friends Cameron Cruz and Chris Lowell.
-There was no âFifi the dogâ character.
-When we all went into the water together we emerged as a shirtless Taye Diggs.
(Taye Diggs was ultimately the limitation that kept us from filming the sketch. Chris was on âPrivate Practiceâ with Taye and, despite our pleading, refused to ruin his relationship with him by asking him to spend an afternoon filming a topless scene with an UNHEARD OF internet sketch comedy group. What a dick.)
For years we kept the sketch on the back burner, knowing we needed the right celebrity for the ending button. Then, in 2011, we filmed âMuch Ado About Nothingâ and met Nathan Fillion. Instantly, we knew he'd be perfect. About two times more perfect than Taye Diggs. Sorry, Taye.
(Just to be clear, I'm not on a first name basis with Taye Diggs. In fact, I've never met him, because I don't know anybody that knows him. OH WAIT YES I DO, BUT HE'S A BIG OL' JERK WHO WON'T INTRODUCE US.)
It took a full year to build up the courage to ask Nathan to do the sketch. Before emailing him the script, we did a bottom up re-write, VASTLY improving the sketch.
Had we filmed it four years ago, it would have looked terrible (because it wouldnât have been shot by the immensely talented Jay Hunter), been written worse, and had shitty Chris Lowell acting in it.
Had we filmed it four years ago, I guarantee it would not have the 6 million views it currently does. A large part of which (I have no delusions) are due to the fact that the beautiful Mariel Booth is the thumbnail image.
-------Joke I Loved From An Earlier Draft-------
(Brian and Nick are dunking other objects into the pool and pulling out the sexier versions)
Nick dunks a can of Pepsi and pulls out a Coca-Cola.
Brian: Cool!
Brian dunks an actual mousetrap and pulls out the childrenâs board game Mousetrap.
Nick: Awesome!
Nick dunks a Bible underwater and pulls out the Quran. An awkward pause.
Nick: Well, thatâs controversial.
The Dinner Party
BriTANicK is able to exist because Brian and I are blessed with talented, generous friends. Â
Jeffrey Waldron shot the shit out of this. That man is DEADLY with a camera and should have been payed in thousands of dollars instead of fun size Snickers.
Jessy Hodges and Rose McIver are talented beyond words and had a positive, patient, DELIGHTFUL energy on the set. (Pay attention actors: that second part is more important).
KYLE MOONEY. I ruined about half of Kyle's takes because he kept making me laugh.
John Milhiser and Dan Schimpf rounded out the crew, sacrificing two days of their lives to help us make this.
Had one of these people decided they'd rather stay home and watch Homeland, this sketch would not exist.
-------------JOKE I LOVED FROM AN EARLIER DRAFT--------------
(Nick has just learned that Ashley's had sex with Steven Evans)
Nick: Ashley, you are my WIFE. You can't just be running around putting hats on hot dogs with other men!
Brian: (to Rose) EXACTLY--(then, to Nick) Wait what?
Nick: What?
Ashley: Nick doesn't know what sex is, he thinks it means putting tiny hats on hot dogs while hanging out with somebody else.
Nick: That's NOT sex?!
Ashley: You've never had sex.Â
BONG!!!
8 years ago, I arrived in New York; a skinny, awkward 18 year old who was somewhat worried he was going to be killed by terrorists. Sunday morning I left it; a doughy, awkward 26 year old who's positive he's going to die due to cirrhosis of the liver.Â
So much of New York to me is the people that choose to live inside it. The best of these people will not only stay up till 9am on a Saturday to drunkenly dance with you but will stay up even longer on a Tuesday to listen to you whine about whatever is breaking your heart that week. The worst of these people will chop you up and store your body parts in their refrigerators (that's not a metaphor, there are some fucking evil people that live here).
I will miss the concerts, the plays, the comedy clubs, the amazing restaurants, the beautiful buildings, the fantastic food festivals, the bars that stay open later than they advertise, the occasionally hilarious signs homeless men hold, the street performers who are genuinely talented, the ability to walk anywhere, the day early in the spring when literally every girl in the city decides to wear a sun dress, SANTACON, walking out onstage at UCB, the way I feel when I bike along the water, the frozen hot chocolate at Serendipity, the way the city looks at sunset from a rooftop in Brooklyn, and a whole bunch of other things that I forget now but will remember 10 minutes after posting this. I will miss all of those things greatly. More than that though, I will miss the people.
New York, you've been both great and horrible to me. I treasure the time I spent inside of you. I'll see you soon.Â
ps. Los Angeles, I know there's good stuff about you too, but I'm still in mourning, give me some time.Â
Easily the most uncomfortable video we've ever shot.
Several times while naked in the hallway, I'd hear the elevator ding and then have to SPRINT back inside before my neighbors could see a whole lot more  boybutt than they'd normally encounter on a Wednesday night.Â
Fun fact: I drew the Bartman you can see on the chalkboard and I'm more proud of that than anything else I've ever done.Â
People in this park had NO IDEA what the hell we were doing.Â
Hey friends,
I'm on a ridiculously titled TV show. It's called 'I Just Want My Pants Back' and it premieres February 2nd at 11pm on MTV (right after Jersey Shore).
Watch it and I will like you more than I already do.
Macys Parade 1987! Please enjoy Captain America sleepily fighting the Hulk while the âBack To The Futureâ theme plays. âWolverine needs your help!â
AmazingâŠly bad. So bad. I love this so much.
My favorite part of this is probably how easily Magneto is dealt with or how loudly Dr. Doom gives up.
Just so everybody knows. THIS happened once.