ramona quimby, age 27

Save the bees! And the elephants! And me from myself!

[jenniferlawrencesnapped]

I was obsessed with Panic! at the Disco. Then I realized it really wasn’t about the music.

[bob-belcher]

It Takes Two (1995), dir. Andy Tennant

[terefah]

i’m saving my brain for special occasions. if i use it every day it’ll get dirty

[catchymemes]

[sirfrogsworth]

Wholesome acceptable rat kissing. 

[unclefather]

Looking for love in the IMVU chat room

[meangirls2004]

legendary

[vivirenmexico]

Taxco, Guerrero. México

[transgambit]

therapist: how are you feeling today?

me: hmm…12 on the Keanu Mood Scale

therapist: for the last time i have no fucking idea what that means 

[dogmuzzle-deactivated20170328]

me at the dentist

dentist: when was the last time you flossed?

me: bro u were THERE

[yesterdaysprint]

Scuba divers Heather McEwen and Al Hanson (who helped film 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea), Catalina Island, August 1962

[peteneems]

[ruinedchildhood]

[fagsexuality-deactivated2019090]

best of the onion

[capacity]

This was too real

[neutralbacteria]

[disneyinc]

“Like I told y’all, kissing a princess breaks the spell.”

[hahaveryfunny-deactivated202109]