voltron new year’s headcanons
allura: “what are your resolutions??” lance: “um…i’ve never used resin lotions”
pidge: “i haven’t eaten for a year” hunk: “i haven’t drank water since last year!!”
shiro leaning in so close that his lips brush the mike: “for the past year i haven’t slept” hunk: “haha that one’s funny!” shiro: “yes. joke :)’
hunk: “are you excited for the new year?” coran: “what’s that” hunk: “you know…the new year. the reason we’re having this party”
coran: “oh is that why we’re all standing around???? i just came for the free alcho- i mean nunvil”
lance: “i have no one to kiss when the ball drops :(” keith crushing his party hat in his fist, vaulting over 8 tables, roundhouse kicking a glass window so it shatters: “wow what a coincidence?? i also have? nobody to kiss? hmm…you know what we cAN DO-”
when the countdown hits ten seconds, coran puts a lit firecracker in his pants
he ties the drawstrings real tight and smiles, content
when the ball drops they all cry and hug, and pidge breaks her plastic cup into pieces and starts pelting everyone while they scream ‘don’t!!’
shiro: “after that countdown, i think we should all go around and share something we’ve never told anyone” allura: “well. when i met you all, i wasn’t sure what to think. you were crass and rude and not what i was used to, and certainly not my first choice. but i think, over time…you’ve all grown on me. first you were my acquaintances, then my friends. now you’re my family. i love you all, and there’s no star i wouldn’t reach, nothing in the whole wide universe i wouldn’t do for each of you”
shiro: “princess…that was beautiful. keith?” keith: “i just wanna say, nobody use the hallway toilet because i flushed 2kg of allura’s flan in there and it’s clogged”
keith: “why aren’t any of you saying anything? it’s not my fault i hate flan”
one minute after midnight, the nunvil finally hits for coran and he starts throwing chairs around and screaming until allura knocks him out cold
hunk: “what are your regrets from last year?” pidge: “living”
keith at the same time: “existing”
shiro: “why are you sitting in the cupboard buddy? not feeling this party?” lance: “what’s the point shiro i’m still the same depressed bitch i was last year”
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