nick of time.

detective saint nick. gotham city police department. how can i help? indie pre-52 det. nick gage.

[nickoftxme]

spoileralxrt:

               ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ.

      That's not nice.

[nickoftxme]

spoileralxrt:

               ʏᴏᴜ mean good jokes. Yes. 

       No, I'm pretty sure I mean bad jokes.

[nickoftxme]

itheillfated:

So much for being a fan.

         Excuse me? What I mean is, you're a man of many accomplishments. It'd be hard to just pick out a few.

[nickoftxme]

irestxrm:

[ Text to Nick Cage ]: Would you hold it against me if I said it was?

[ Text to Nick Cage ]: That was a Britney Spears reference, in case you didn’t get that

[ sms : ellie adriatico ] You're ridiculous

[nickoftxme]

irestxrm:

                    “ You know what? I hadn’t thought of                     that. Thank you. ”

              " Well, all in a day's work. "

[nickoftxme]

guiltandthedevil:

( the cops had already shown up, he would’ve been gone before they’d got here, but taking down the remaining thugs had been harder than he had expected. he needed to get back to the gym to patch himself up and get possibly get chastised by Stick for being reckless again )

No one important. —I’ll be going now..

      [ He's skeptical, wary to let him go. He looks him over quickly, before speaking up again. Damn vigilantes. ] 

        You're not hurt?

[nickoftxme]

becauseitneedstobedone:

You bet.

        Detective Nick Gage, GCPD. It's a pleasure.

[nickoftxme]

fightanyways:

             Yeah             despite how much we have in common,               our civility is one of the many ways we d i f f e r.

         Yeah, well, I appreciate it.

[nickoftxme]

itheillfated:

And what exactly did I do to make you a fan?

          I don't think I can just list them off like that. 

[nickoftxme]

spoileralxrt:

               ᴛʜᴀɴᴋ you, I do make quite the effort.

            Bad jokes really are your thing, aren't they?

[nickoftxme]

spoileralxrt:

               ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ you copy me. 

       Why, you going to punch me for that, too?

[nickoftxme]

irestxrm:

[ Text to Nick Cage ]: When you’re ready, come and get it

[ Text to Nick Cage ]: Na na na na na

[ sms : ellie adriatico ] Are you twelve

[nickoftxme]

irestxrm:

     ( At least he didn’t ask about it. Worst liar ever. )

                    “ Yeah, tell me about it. The job I’ve got is pretty                     decent, but I’m pretty sure I’ll be up to my ears in                     debt till after I’m dead. ”

             " All the more reason to become a ghost and                 haunt those you're indebted to, right? "

[nickoftxme]

spoileralxrt:

      That was terrible, even for you.

[nickoftxme]

spoileralxrt:

               ɴ’ᴀᴡ. 

          Y'aw. 

[nickoftxme]

irestxrm:

                     ” I’m a student, mostly. I…waitress on the side. ”

     (   She knew that the hesitation was obvious. But how do you          tell a cop ‘oh yeah, I do something highly sketchy and likely          dangerous?’ Yeah, not happening.   )

          [ He's a little skeptical, but he'll play along for now. ] 

              " Yeah? I can see that. Schooling these days is pretty expensive. "

[nickoftxme]

irestxrm:

[ Text to Nick Cage ]: You’re a beast of [a] burden

[ Text to Nick Cage ]: …….how long do I have to keep this up?

[ sms : ellie adriatico ] Until you give it back