no my name is not scrunglybumpkins @scrunglybumpkins - Tumblr Blog

hello my name is scrunglybumpkins (no its not) annd i am poasting.

- what am i poasting?

a: anything that i think i like

- what am i not poasting?

a: anything i dont like

- who are yuou?

a: buddy you don't want to know........

- what are you poasting?

a: whatever is beautiful and incredible to mee.

- why are you poasting?

a: to be engaging with the human race ❤️

#poasting #poast #my poasts #funny guy #humor #aliens #gay #bisexual

hychlorions

generally you shouldn't write run-on sentences because they get confusing and it doesn't give the reader a break. that doesn't apply to me though my run-on sentences are fun and understandable and they have a rhythm to it that makes you want to keep reading

looo-ch

#me n ...... one day

eroscestlavie

I need to stop replying to “how do you make friends in your 30s?” threads because all my answers boil down to “you have to want to know people instead of have friends” and I don’t think people wanna hear that

eroscestlavie

It’s like. People can tell if you don’t really like or connect with them. If you aren’t truly enamored with someone you will have a hard time coming up with activities to do together to deepen the friendship. Because you don’t really like that person that much.

#learning this now in my mid 20s that if i dont immediately feel a spark of interest in being somebody's friend i simply will not try.#if i dont meet someone and spend however long our meeting is feeling like 'wow this person is cool i would like to get to know them!'#i simply do not.#because i spent my entire teen years just talking to people i wasn't interested in/didn't like very much for the sake of having friends #(or bc they were weirdly obsessed with me and i didn't want to make them feel bad....)#and now im like. i will make friends as i find people that are interesting enough to warrant my attention.

omtai

Im sorry I didn’t reply to your message for three weeks. I did not forget about it infact I thought about it regularly every day. It will happen again

bonivers

(girl who is already extremely private) i think i need to Move In More Silence

liebelesbe

Yeah man, this wizard sleepover is cozy. I just saw a guy gently clap his hands together and say "hot beverage conjuration" or something, and suddenly everyone was holding a perfect mug of their favorite warm drink in their hands. Nobody who was already sleeping even woke up, that's how cozy it is. I'm over here casting pillow and level 2 pyjamas. I think I just heard "power word: blanket fort" two groups over. I gotta get in there.

smoking a joint on my balcony. hummingbird flying straight to my vicinity. nearly slammed into me. came to just inches from my face mind you. it stopped in time but it backed up and looked at me like i did something wrong. she hovered in front of me for like a full 15 seconds just LOOKIN at me. nature is beautiful

cognitohazardous

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

#'no one' i guess i mean nothing to you #i still say mood. come find me in real life and you will hear it

correctopinionhaver

so many mental health issues these days are due to the fact that we no longer put the gargoyles on buildings that used to scare away the evil spirits that cause mental illness

caydencrypted

the wisdom ive learnt is that becoming part of a friend group 1) takes a long time and 2) involves a lot of feeling awkward and left out at first. there’s nothing terrible about this but if you grew up chronically lonely or have any kind of trauma relating to social isolation this likely feels Really Wrong and activates danger signals. but both fortunately and unfortunately it’s just how becoming close to new people works most of the time

caydencrypted

another thing that was not intuitive to me as someone who grew up an autistic loner: basically everyone on the planet is starved for connection all the time and almost everything people do is an attempt to reach out to another. most seemingly illogical interactions and behaviours can be explained by this. you have to take as many of these invitations as you can. even if you're wrong you still attempted to bring more warmth into the world

hairylungs

im genuinely the most normal person there has ever been you can trust me to be your friend and i will not fall in love with you at all not even a little bit

hairylungs

i need to blow something up with a bomb

#GOD. me.