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List of Blogwide Tags for Nico-Drives-Badly:

GENERAL CONTENT

#art by emilyofjane — my art tag.

#nico writes — my writing tag. (Please use this tag if you’re looking for AO3 links to my fanfic and other serious writings.)

#nico ‘nouncements — tag for all important blog-related announcements.

#ramblings — tag for all other blog-related posts that aren’t important.

#not dmc — tag for anything that does not relate to DMC.

SPECIFIC CONTENT

#life rewritten — tag for my DMC fanfic Life Rewritten, including fanfic memes, fan art, etc. (If you’re looking for the actual AO3 links, please use #nico writes)

#ramblings (life rewritten edition) — an extension of the #ramblings tag for LR-specific ramblings.

#nico’s concepts — tag for all of my various DMC ideas and concepts.

#dumb headcanons series — tag for my dumb headcanons series, which is exactly as the name implies.

#nero universe — tag for my DMC comic series Nero Universe, a parody of Steven Universe.

LOVEMAIL TAGS

#i love this sassy bean — Nero lovemail

#✨magical boi✨ — general V lovemail

#i love white haired v too much for my own good — white-haired V lovemail

#they’re bros because i said so — “Nero and V are brothers alt narrative” lovemail

#nico nico nii — Nico lovemail

#look at this loveable himbo — Dante lovemail

#spiky haired angst bean — Vergil lovemail

#pinned post

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Nero: You know, the indigenous species in Hell can be really aggressive, so it’s important to take all necessary precautions when approaching.

Nero: *blows an airhorn in an Empusa’s face* GET FUCKED.

#self reblog

flamingopudd

Wait, how did I even end up here what

poppedbubblgum

Power boost

aaaheh

gremlininho

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

kittybroker

Don't let these prices hold you back! This fiendish kitty now coming in for only $6.89!

#FUCK wrong blog #anyway this is Shadowcore

gamerism

Devil May Cry 5 ● Nero Sparda

lightningthunderstorm

Quick Nero sketch

Damn, this fanfic feels like a lifetime ago now, and I’m still so proud of it.

I thought about it for the first time in a while last night, and it still brings a smile to my face. If it weren’t for the fact that I had written it during literal COVID and two major surgeries, I’d say it feels almost nostalgic to read it again after all this time.

Feel free to check out Life Rewritten if you haven’t already, and enjoy the fruits of my labor from back when I still had time to write lol.

#ramblings (life rewritten edition)

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Dumb Headcanon #63972

Contrary to popular belief, V actually does use slang terms in his everyday vocabulary.

The only problem?

They’re all 1920’s slang terms.

Whenever V kills a demon in battle, he likes to make witty remarks about slipping it into its “Chicago’s overcoat” and giving it the “Big Sleep” under the “Harlem Sunset” (And Nero’s just standing there in the background like “??? The fuck does that even mean?”)

He loves driving people crazy by saying shit like “you’re tooting the wrong ringer” and “I know my onions” instead of “you’re asking the wrong person” and “I know what I’m talking about.”

He has at least 20 different ways of saying the word “money” and none of them even come close to making logical sense.

And he’ll never forget the absolutely PRICELESS look on Nero’s face when he first referred to Kyrie as his “hotsy-totsy.”

#self reblog