Percy in Tartarus is me during the last hour of my intermittent fast.
Percy: *to himself* Keep climbing.
Percy's stomach: cheeseburgers...
Percy: Shut up.
Percy's stomach: with fries...

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Percy in Tartarus is me during the last hour of my intermittent fast.
Percy: *to himself* Keep climbing.
Percy's stomach: cheeseburgers...
Percy: Shut up.
Percy's stomach: with fries...
This scene in The Last Olympian with Dionysus feeling a semblance of a human parent’s love quite affected me more than it should have.
Mr. D: My son Pollux. Is he alive?
Percy: Yeah, last I saw him.
Mr. D: I would very much appreciate it if you could keep him that way. I lost his brother Castor last year.
Percy: I remember.
Source: Percy Jackson and the Last Olympian
The Zeus proceeds to hook up with Beryl Grace. SMH
Hummus Is My Fatal Flaw
Annabeth: My fatal flaw. That’s what the Sirens showed me. My fatal flaw is hubris.
Percy: The brown stuff they spread on veggie sandwiches?
Annabeth: No, Seaweed Brain. That’s HUMMUS. hubris is worse.
Percy: What could be worse than hummus?
Hazel used her abilities to levitate some items from the bottom of the sea. Percy swam down and brought up more. Even frank helped by turning into a seal which was kind of cool, though Percy claimed his breath smelled like fish.
Source: Heroes Of Olympus Book 2 - The Son Of Neptune
Leo wished he could invent a time machine. He'd go back two hours and undo what had happened. Either that or he could invent a slap Leo in the face machine to punish himself. Though he'd doubt it would hurt as bad as the look Annabeth was giving him.
Source: Heroes Of Olympus Book 3 - The Mark Of Athena
It’s A Poseidon Thing
Frank: Is that thing tame?
The horse whinnied angrily.
Percy: I don't think so. He just said. "I will trample you to death, silly Chinese Canadian baby man.”
Hazel: You speak horse?
Frank: Baby man?
Percy: Speaking to horses is a Poseidon thing. Uh, I mean a Neptune thing.
Hazel: Then you and Orion should get along fine. He's a son of Neptune too.
Percy:*turning pale* Excuse me?!
Source: Heroes Of Olympus Book 2 - The Son Of Neptune
Percy: I got a bone to pick with you Zhang. You can turn into an eagle? And a bear?
Hazel: *swells with pride* and an elephant.
Percy: And he got that gift from Poseidon. That's completely unfair! I can't turn into animals.
Frank: *staring at Percy* Unfair? You can breathe underwater and blow up glaciers, and summon freakin’ hurricanes, and It's unfair that I can be an elephant?
Percy: Okay. I uh... I guess you have a point. But next time I say you're totally beast...
Frank: Just shut up... Please?
Source: Heroes Of Olympus Book 2 - The Son Of Neptune
Carter: Those Hieroglyphs you created were Golden. Dad and Amos both used Blue. Why?
Sadie: Maybe everyone has his own color. Maybe you'll get Hot Pink.
Carter: Very funny...
Sadie: C'mon, Pink Wizard. Inside we go.
😂🤣😂🤣😂
We've seen a lot of JasonXPercy bromance moments. Now, for some LeoXPercy 😁
Percy: We know Nero is held up in new york. So we're guessing this next oracle is in the second dude's territory. Maybe in the middle third of the US?
Leo: Oh! The middle third of the US! Piece of Torta, then. We'll just search the entire middle of the country.
Percy: Still, with the sarcasm.
Leo: Hey, man. I've sailed with the most sarcastic scalawags on the high seas.
Percy: *high fives Leo*
*COVID-19 becomes a pandemic*
Apollo: OH NO NO NO!
Arrow Of Dodona: FIE! TOO STRONG IS THY PLAGUE, THY CHANTING SUCKETH!
The Big Banana Squad, when asked if they had any dietary restrictions on eating dwarves and elves (A.K.A Blitz and Hearth)...
Samirah: I'm Muslim
Magnus: I'm Vegetarian
Alex: And I have Green hair
Loki VS Magnus: The Flight of the Century
What everyone in the Big Banana secretly thinks...