We Hyperfixate On Pirates

So, you want another incorrect one piece quotes blog?

[namequest]

 Nami: How long does someone have to be dead for it to be considered archeology instead of graverobbing?

Robin: as an archeologist, I find this a very awkward question

Zoro: answer the question grave robber

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Nami: can you overdose on vitamin d?

Robin: that’s technically how Icarus died

Usopp, with tears in his eyes: iCarly is dead???

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Anyone: So, tell me about yourself-

The Strawhat Crew:

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Robin: Can you perform under pressure?

Brook: No, but I can do a mean rendition of "Truth Hurts".

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Usopp: Relax. Just act mature!

Franky: Mature. Got it.

[Later]

Robin: So, what do you like to do for fun?

Franky: *serious voice* Taxes.

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Koala: Wha- Sabo? What are you doing in my house? It's three in the morning?

Sabo, urgently: Teach me how to use emojis

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Usopp: Sometimes Brook stares off into space for no reason.

Robin: I'm sure he's thinking about something deep and complex.

Brook: [in his head] Shakira Shakira I never really knew she could dance like this she make a man wanna speak Spanish

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Luffy: Gramps, we’re sorry.

Garp: I’m not mad, I just want to know why you three would need a fake ID.

Ace: [incoherent mumbling]

Garp: Huh?

Sabo: ...You need to be over 18 at PetCo to hold the puppies.

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Sanji: I’m ambidextrous.

Usopp: And I support you no matter who you choose to love.

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Boa Hancock, noticeably intoxicated: I'm 70% water 30% alcohol and 100% bad bitch.

Elder Nyon: Malady, that’s 200%.

Boa Hancock, clumsily swinging a sake bottle: I’m twice the woman you’ll ever be.

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Usopp: I spilled hot soauce in your clima-tact.

Nami: oh yOU SPILAUGNBDUAHNAUGH- HOT SAUCE IN MY CLIMA-TACT???

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Franky: If you had to choose between Zoro and all the money I have in my pocket, which would you take?

Nami: That depends. How much money are we talking about?

Zoro: Nami?!

Franky: 7 beli-

Nami: I’ll take the money.

Zoro: NAMI!

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Usopp: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefor insects.

Robin: Oh, this, I don't like this.

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Usopp: I’ve got a plan.

Nami: What is it?!

Usopp: The plan is you come up with a plan, because I haven’t got one.

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Penguin: Why are all your contacts just emojis?

Law: Why are you looking through my phone?

Penguin: I can’t tell who anyone is

Law: That’s on you. They’re all relevant emojis

Penguin: Which one am I?

Law: 👀🚫🧢🐧

Shachi: How do you search for people when you need to text someone?

Law: Bold of you to assume I start conversations.

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Roger: Ace called me a bitch today.

Rayleigh: That son of a bitch.

Roger:

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Ace: Thanks for agreeing to see me.

Marco: I didn't. You just walked in and started talking.

Ace: I don't have time for a history lesson.