professional dog annoyer

🫧People❌call me☎️Ass🥂or Frenchie🦙 😈💥ISTP🍓9w8💢😘

[antis-solve-nothing]

“Where’s your carrd?” 

“I can’t find your DNI.” 

“I know you listed your race, age, gender, and sexuality but how come you didn’t also list your triggers, your diagnoses, and your traumas?”

“If you’re shipping to cope, why don’t you tell everyone what you’re coping WITH?” 

Ah, well, Entitled Randoms, that’s very simple. See, I’m an adult. A grown-up who votes and pays taxes and is getting a master’s degree. And I inhabit reality as well as social media. So, I don’t feel the need to violate my own privacy for the amusement and satisfaction of strangers. 

[shoyohnt]

sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

[thenatsdorf]

Giving mom a kiss before bedtime.

[thelastofthedilettantes]

Four cubs? She has FOUR healthy, happy cubs??? I’m 🥺😭❤

[bettedavisgf]

that “looking for a man in finance with a trust fund 6’5” blue eyes” song on tiktok makes me feel like an insane person because i cannot stress enough how much i never ever want to meet that man

[rpfofficial]

daily affirmations i Can be normal about that man

[maanemand]

DERRY GIRLS (2018 - 2022) ↳ Clare Devlin once said...

[drops-of-universe]

i wanna learn everything in the world!!! but i have no time!!!!!!

[mobydyke]

I think sitting on the floor of the ocean for a few hours would fix me

[mobydyke]

I should be a shipwreck

[papayajuan2019]

bro stop talking about yearning. go make mistakes and learn

[notinlove]

don’t bite the hand that fingered you or whatev they say

[the-borgias]

I'm not going to waste my time arguing with a man who's lining up to be a hot lunch.

JAWS 1975 — dir. Steven Spielberg

[alliswyattonthewesternfront]

"when people ask how you're doing, they don't really care." most of them do, actually, the amount they care is just directly proportional to how well they know you. you're just mad you can't be the main character of the Twice Daily.

[alliswyattonthewesternfront]

if i am doing shitty and the check out girl asks me, "how are you?" i will say,"man, i've been better." we are strangers to each other. she doesn't need to know my whole life story. she doesn't need to know about my credit score and my hemorrhoids or my uncle in the hospital. she just needs enough to respond "been there, buddy. hey, at least the day is almost over?" and then we part ways. i have been on both sides of thousands of exchanges like this, the only one making you do a little song and dance is you, my friend

[stars-bean]

Doctor Who | 4.02 - "The Fires of Pompeii"

[vamptits]

im not scared of my own desires. i sabotage myself to make sure i never get what i want for unrelated reasons.

[mayothompson]

Some of my favorite hobbies are counting my chickens before they hatch, putting all my eggs in one basket, crying over spilled milk, barking up the wrong tree, and above all, doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results

[haleths]

ROTK ANNIVERSARY WEEK | Courage [3/7] ➼ Displays of courage in ROTK

[grendelsmilf]

I think the hot new trends for this summer should be reading comprehension and critical thinking skills