shit tier ugly ass elf

🩷 irene▫️30-something▫️let me get this bitch's pronouns before i cuss they ass out: she/her▫️bi 🩷

[puppy95]

This video from 2018 of lakeith stanield dancing to lcd randomly emerged from my drunken memory today because tbh being alive still feels like this

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[hunybody]

ilya rozanov in many ways is a side character from a little life but nobody on the ottawa centaurs can perceive this due to genre blindness (they’re doing a hockey version of new girl). and shane can’t perceive it either because his season 1 ass is doing love, simon the tv show spinoff (scott hunter is in love, simon the original)

[the-future-is-chrome]

repeat after me. humans are not inherently evil humans are not like a virus on this earth humans do not “deserve” to go extinct or anything like that. we are living breathing animals that deserve space just like every other creature on this planet. there’s just a tiny amount of us that have a fuck ton of money and power and they really suck

[damndorothea]

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

[theradir]

Amaze Amaze Amaze

[androtherika2]

[tessabennet]

What is it with the gays being so intense at the club

[misophonie]

a sincere and honest big body of water: i'm frank ocean

[smokey-ilya]

this is ilya when shane attempts to put away his baby album, whining that ilya’s had enough “fat baby shane time today” even tho there’s no such thing as enough fat baby shane time

[jellycatsdaily]

Jellycat of the Day | 20th May 2026

↳ Amuseables Space Comet

[notkatniss]

[van1llaskys]

[sorrrowfull]

[little-cereal-draws]

I wholeheartedly believe ppl should start saying, “But Brutus is an honorable man" instead of "I'm going to kill myself" when something inconveniencing happens

[sashayed]

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

[probuccalfat]

stop inventing shit to be insecure about oh my god

[probuccalfat]

like i’m actually so sick of it i’m two days from pulling my hair out and screaming in the walmart parking lot about how fake the constructs of our society are like you don’t have to do any of this shit you can have a fine and content life doing shit the way you want to do it oh my GOD you don’t need to have glass skin or have a 6 figure salary or try to find a house in the city or have a baby or try to get a promotion or whatever the hell else people told you makes for a happy life you can work at the library or pool forever if it makes you happy you can be single forever if it makes you happy have whatever the fuck kind of skin or hair or clothes you like having on your body have whatever the fuck kind of body you want this shit is MADE UP!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE ALLOWED TO BE HAPPY WITH WHAT YOU HAVE AND NOT CONTINUALLY STRIVE FOR MORE AND MORE!!!!!!!!!