Hello, I'm Nicole.

If you like this blog check out my witchcraft blog: nikithenaturalwitch I'm a goth and a witch I have a love for horror and everything morbid. :) My blog is very random it's a lot of horror, gore, goth, and witchcraft. Stay creepy my friends 👻💀

[starsberrisnunicorns]

“A Thread of Tips” by Shelby

• #16 is missing but to find out more tips, follow her on twitter; be sure to thank her! 😁

[starsberrisnunicorns]

“A Thread of Tips” by Shelby

• #16 is missing but to find out more tips, follow her on twitter; be sure to thank her! 😁

[weirdkidstudio]

DRINKABLE SLEEP POTION

What you’ll need: Black elderberry Liquid melatonin Chamomile tea Valerian Vanilla extract Honey Steps: Black elderberry and melatonin is usually in liquid form, fill your bottle up halfway Next, make your chamomile and valerian tea, as strong as possible. Fill your bottle up to ¾ with this The last room in the bottle is vanilla and honey for flavor

Done! Happy witching!

[making-a-ru]

This should definitely work. Don’t skimp on the Vanilla, you’ll need it to cover the Valerian vomit taste. But this is the best Potion I’ve seen, coming from someone who has worked at a pharmacy and was asked all the time about sleep aids.

[weirdkidstudio]

DRINKABLE SLEEP POTION

What you’ll need: Black elderberry Liquid melatonin Chamomile tea Valerian Vanilla extract Honey Steps: Black elderberry and melatonin is usually in liquid form, fill your bottle up halfway Next, make your chamomile and valerian tea, as strong as possible. Fill your bottle up to ¾ with this The last room in the bottle is vanilla and honey for flavor

Done! Happy witching!

[making-a-ru]

This should definitely work. Don’t skimp on the Vanilla, you’ll need it to cover the Valerian vomit taste. But this is the best Potion I’ve seen, coming from someone who has worked at a pharmacy and was asked all the time about sleep aids.

[nankingdecade]

What I mean when I say "toxic monogamy culture"

the normalization of jealousy as an indicator of love

the idea that a sufficiently intense love is enough to overcome any practical incompatibilities

the idea that you should meet your partner’s every need, and if you don’t, either you’re inadequate or they’re too needy

the idea that a sufficiently intense love should cause you to cease to be attracted to anyone else

the idea that commitment is synonymous with exclusivity

the idea that marriage and children are the only valid teleological justifications for being committed to a relationship

the idea that your insecurities are always your partner’s responsibility to tip-toe around and never your responsibility to work on

the idea that your value to a partner is directly proportional to the amount of time and energy they spend on you, and it is in zero-sum competition with everything else they value in life

the idea that being of value to a partner should always make up a large chunk of how you value yourself

[eliciaforever-deactivated201906]

“Not all conservative Christians are like that.”

Okay look.

If you’re a senior in high school, and your freshman little sister comes up to you with bloody scraped knees and tears all over her face crying, “I hate seniors! They always bully me!” you don’t stand there and lecture her on why she shouldn’t label all seniors as bullies.

You don’t fucking do that shit.

You say, “Don’t worry. I’ll make sure those seniors don’t pick on you.“

You take responsibility for protecting her.

Because she’s your little sister. And she can’t fight bullies on her own.

That’s how privilege fucking works. Women, gay people, black people, trans people, Muslims, atheists, every single minority in the United States—they’re the little sisters getting beat up by your fellow upperclassmen. You don’t make it their responsibility. YOU TAKE IT UPON YOURSELF TO HELP THEM.

[stickoutsectionleader-deactivat]

THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS

[alwaysbewoke]

bitch ass nazis

[sixpenceee]

Although not one of our usual posts, this s’more dip is perfect for the autumn/halloween season! You can watch the video here

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Regarding Hurricane Donations:

I’m going to provide some links to get you started in terms of donation resources that are available at this time for regions affected by the hurricanes that have passed through or will be coming soon. Feel free to add on.

Houston:

Coalition for the Homeless

Houston Food Bank

LGBTQ Hurricane Harvey Disaster Relief Fund (to help homeless youth, seniors, people living with HIV, hate crime survivors, and those devastated by the storm)

SHAPE- Self-Help for African People through Education (Donations will allow SHAPE to assist with medical prescriptions, make emergency cash contributions, and more)

Flood Relief for Texas Children’s Hospital

Antigua and Barbuda:

Even though the Red Cross is Questionable, Ticketing, an app developed by Antiguans, is collecting donations in-app and all funds received will be donated to the joint efforts of the National Office of Disaster Services and the Antigua and Barbuda Red Cross. Download the app on Google Play and the Apple App Store

Habitat for Humanity of Trinidad and Tobago (for Barbuda relief)

Antigua and Barbuda citizen Jessye Romeo is raising funds for Barbuda relief out of London, UK

St. Martin/St. Maarten:

St. Maarten youth living in France raise funds for relief of the island

St. Maarten Relief Fund on Youcaring 

Hurricane Disaster Relief for St. Martin/ St. Maarten on Fundly

The French and Dutch Red Cross organizations are seeking donations at this time for their respective territories  on then island (do research on any organization you are curious/ wary about before donating, as the Red Cross track record isn’t so hot)

Haiti:

Action Against Hunger

Oxfam 

Care.org

Hope for Haiti

Dominican Republic: 

Oxfam 

Outreach 360

Kinship United

Puerto Rico:

Cáritas de Puerto Rico

Americares

Asociación Puertorriqueños en Marcha

US Virgin Islands:

USVI Relief Fund on Gofundme

UNICEF

Florida:

Feeding Florida

Coalition for the Homeless of Central Florida

Florida Keys Children’s Shelter

United Way of Miami-Dade

This is just a starting list. As said before, please feel free to add on.

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

It goes without saying but if you cannot afford to donate, share the information so someone who can afford to help has some options or a place to start looking if they’d like to help

[breelandwalker]

When Witches Watch Ghost Shows

“That’s…That’s not how Ouija boards work. And the apps are not a reliable indicator of activity because their shit is randomly generated.”

“Why are you ASKING the tiny mysterious child to come in and play? Are you fucking stupid?”

“Why is it white people? Why do these shows almost always feature random white middle-America fluffheads without the sense God gave a goose? Is it because they do dumb shit more often or because POC families are quicker to recognize spirit bullshit and move the hell out?“

“-blink- Lady, that is NOT the 91st Psalm.”

“Wait, so you saw random geometric symbols doodled in a closet and you automatically thought OMG SATANIC? What kind of ignorant jackass….”

“RECREATIONAL TAROT CARD READING DOES NOT RANDOMLY SUMMON SPIRITS, YOU USELESS CARDBOARD SUBMARINE!”

“Since when is divination the same as spirit-summoning? What is this bullshit? Read a goddamn book, people, holy crap.”

“No no no, you can’t just set herbs on fire and think that’s it. You have to put some oomph behind it and claim your space. Holy shit, if you can’t use the sage properly, put it the fuck down.”

“You moved into a house that the realtor was literally afraid to walk around in, did you think there was no REASON for that!?”

“Oh you ignored your wife and kids being terrified cause you’re skeptical of spirits, mister big tough man? How’d that work out for ya? Thrown down the stairs you say? Gee, that’s rough.”

“Why does NOBODY listen to their kids when they say they see weird shit!?”

-the second anybody mentions Zozo- “OH MY GOD. OH. MY. GOD. OH MY. GOD OH MY GOD. OHHHH MY GOD.”

“Ohhh yes, there was a witch who lived in the house once. Totally the cause of your haunting because we all know that the only thing witches do is sit around and summon evil spirits. Much wicked. Very scare. Wow.”

“Yanno, witches aren’t automatically evil and hauntings can be nasty without being demonic. Your fundie financial backers are showing.”

“Listen, numb nuts, surfing the internet to find out what’s clomping around your house at night is kind of like going to WebMD to figure out why you have a stomachache. The answer you find is always going to be way more dire than what’s actually going on. Sheesh.”

“Oh my fuckin life….I need more wine.”

[destinyrush]

This damn thread!

[nevaehtyler]

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[cemeterybeauty]

Cemetery pictures and stories

Hi guys, thank you for stopping in! I will be posting as often as possible with my own photos from various cemeteries. If there is a nice or interesting story to go with the grave, i will tell it. I hope you choose to stay and enjoy! 

[shireprincess]

What the fuck they’re two years old

[birdsona-deactivated20170427]

STRAIGHT PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING WEIRD 

[problematicselfie-deactivated20]

This is exactly what I was talking about the other day. It’s not even just the bizarre urge to sexualize children, it’s that they’re sexualized with the explicit purpose of then policing their hypothetical sexuality. Little girls have sexuality forced on them for the sole purpose of teaching them that sexuality is meant to be shameful.

[fisadeepforestgreen]

^this is a great point

[bearlycare-deactivated20181204]

I repeat: HETEROPATRIARCHY IS SO FUCKIN WEIRD

[jenroses]

Overheard at a slumber party once, approximately: “Why can’t the boys sleep in here?” (boys were in a tent on the lawn)  “Because, IDK, someone might have sex.” “Well, I guess since I’m lesbian I should sleep out there with them.” “I’m bi. I can’t sleep anywhere.”

[goodbyedearfriends-deactivated2]

Latin phrases to use as incantations.

This is gonna be a long list.

ab intra - from within

ab origine - from the source

absit iniuria - “let insult be absent”

absit invidia - “let envy be absent”

absit omen - “let omens be absent”

ab uno disce omnes - from one, learn all.

abyssus abyssum invocat - deep calleth unto deep

a capite ad calcem - from head to heel

acta non verba - actions not words

ad altiora tendo - “I strive to higher things”

ad astra - to the stars

ad fontes - to the sources

ad meliora - towards better things

ad oculos - to the eyes

ad undas - to the waves

ad victoriam - to victory

adsum - I am here

a fortiori - from the stronger/from strength

a mari usque ad mare - from sea to sea

audeamus - let us dare

audentes fortuna iuvat - fortune favors the bold

audi, vide, tace - hear, see, be silent

beatae memoriae - of blessed memory

bona fide - in good faith

bono malum superate - overcome evil with good

capax infiniti - holding the infinite

carpe diem - seize the day

carpe noctem - seize the night

cave - beware

ceteris paribus - all other things being equal

circa - around

citius, altius, fortius - faster, higher, stronger

clavis aurea - golden key

cogito ergo sum - I think, therefor I am

compos mentis - in control of the mind

concilio et labore - by wisdom and effort

concordia cum veritate - in harmony with truth

concordia salus - well-being through harmony

coniunctis viribus - with connected strength

consummatum est - it is complete

corruptus in extremis - corrupt to the extreme

crescit eundo - it grows as it goes

de novo - from the new

de profundis - from the depths

dies irae - day of wrath

dona nobis pacem - give us peace

ego te provoco - I challenge you

esse est percipi - to be is to be perceived  

esse quam videri - to be, rather than to seem

esto quod es - be what you are

ex animo - from the soul

ex luna scientia - from the moon, knowledge

ex scientia tridens - from knowledge, sea power

ex silentio - from silence

ex undis - from the waves of the sea

experientia docet - experience teaches

fac et spera - do and hope

fac fortia et patere - do brave deed and endure

faciam quodlibet quod necesse est - I’ll do whatever it takes

faciam ut mei memineris - I’ll make you remember me

facta, non verba - deeds, not words

fortis et liber - strong and free

fortis in arduis - strong in difficulties

gloriosus et liber - glorious and free

hic abundant leones - here lions abound

hic et nunc - here and now

hic sunt dracones - here there are dragons

hinc illae lacrimae - hence those tears

hinc itur ad astra - from here the way leads to the stars

igni ferroque - with fire and iron

in memoriam - into the memory

in nocte consilium - advice comes over night

libra - balance

littera scripta manet - the written words endure

locus standi - a right to stand

luceo non uro - I shine, not burn

luctor et emergo - I struggle and emerge

mare liberum - free sea

memento vivere - remember to live

more ferarum - like beasts

natura non contristatur - nature is not saddened

nec spe, nec metu - without hope, without fear

noli me tangere - do not touch me

ophidia in herba - a snake in the grass

pro se - for oneself

propria manu - by one’s own hand

quaere - to seek

quod abundat non obstat - what is abundant does not hinder

resurgam - I shall arise

semper ad meliora - always towards better things

semper anticus - always forward

semper apertus - always open

semper fortis - always brave

semper liber - always free

stet - let it stand

tuebor - I will protect

vera causa - true cause

[goodbyedearfriends-deactivated2]

it’s pretty surreal seeing my own post on my dash wow

[breelandwalker]

[lostgodsandlonelybeasts]

I’m all for impeaching Trump - what happens if he’s replaced by Pence though? He’s arguably far worse in the long run (assuming we’re not plunged into nuclear war, etc. first).

[breelandwalker]

Pence is not worse than Trump, and I will tell you why.

One, this is a choice of Chaotic Evil vs Lawful Evil. Lawful Evil we can deal with. Lawful Evil has its’ limits. Would Pence still be a shitty President with little to no consideration for the wellbeing of the people of this country? Yes he would. Is he likely to start a nuclear war? Fuuuuuck no.

Two, if we successfully impeach Trump, one of two things will happen. The first is that Pence becomes President and has to stare down a Congress that just completed the first successful impeachment of a sitting President in U.S. History. He will have to toe that fuckin’ line or else risk the same fate, however much it puckers his ass to do it. And Pence, despite his horrid policies, actually has political experience and understands how the government works. He knows you can’t just hand down executive orders and expect things to be carried, because he understands that the President is not the CEO of America. In short, he’s actually taken a goddamn Civics class.

The second is that, given the levels to which everything has already escalated, if/when Trump is impeached, it’s possible that members of his cabinet might be forced out with him. People are comparing what’s going on to Nixon’s Watergate scandal, but this is a bit of a misnomer. We are MILES beyond Watergate at this point. Nixon’s impeachment charges were obstruction of justice, abuse of power, and contempt of Congress. Trump has the first two, is well on his way to the third, and could collect a charge of high treason if the Russia investigation continues to go the way it’s been going thus far.

If Pence is found to be guilty of any of these same charges, he could be forced to resign as collateral damage, in which case Speaker of the House Paul Ryan would become President. Whatever happens, like I said before, the next person in that chair after Trump gets booted out of it will be under intense scrutiny from EVERYBODY. They won’t be able to put a hair out of line without getting utterly destroyed.

We need to stop thinking in perfections and absolutes as far as the presidency goes. That’s how Trump got elected in the first place. At this point, we are on damage control, and Trump needs to be ousted before he does something irreversible. After that’s dealt with, we’ll deal with what comes next. But we cannot drag our feet on calling for Trump’s impeachment simply because Pence is “almost as bad” or “might be worse in the long run.”

The long run isn’t going to matter if the country gets annihilated in the next four years or becomes the newest totalitarian fascist regime. We need to shut this down and we need to do it NOW.

[libraford]

Hello yes I have input. 

I cannot, cannot by any means put articulate words into how much I, as a Hoosier, loathe Mike Pence. 

I never wanted to be in a position where he might be president of my country, but here we are. 

Listen. 

It is what we call ‘turtles all the way down.’ Everyone in line is absolutely awful. I don’t want a damn one of them anywhere the Oval Office. But none of this can be helped. 

Impeachment isn’t about getting the president you want. It’s about reminding the people in power that they serve YOU. That WE have power over them if we gather in numbers. And if they screw it up, WE are watching and it is on THEIR heads. 

I can’t say that Pence will be worse or better. He’ll be worse in different ways and better in different ways. But I can tell you right now, knowing his history as a governor-

Oh man, does he hate bad PR. Like… he made his own damn newspaper so that he could avoid bad press after the RFRA laws. And that was when he just had Indiana watching his ass. He’d have the whole world watching him if he were president. 

I have seen him cave to public pressure. It takes work, but it can be done.

So we take one down. We pass it around. 

We have to be a constant thorn in the side of the entire administration, regardless of who is in charge of it. Because the fight doesn’t stop just because Boss Baby went down for a nappy nap. 

[rarestformofwolvesbane-deactiva]

Quick correction - while most of this would hold true, he most likely can’t be charged with high treason. 

Definition of treason (visa vi the Constitution, Art. III, Section iii): 

“The betrayal of one’s own country by waging war against it or by consciously or purposely acting to aid its enemies.”  (x)

Treason, legally, is defined as betraying your country by aiding the enemy, but to have an enemy, we have to have declared an enemy. (x)

In the history of the United States (since 1789), there have only been 39 trials for treason. Nobody has been tried since 1953, the Rosenbergs, and they were convicted and executed for espionage, not treason. (x) (x)

All in all, they can likely get him on a number of charges, but most likely not high treason. 

Additional sources to look at: (x) (x <- this ones from 1861!) 

[breelandwalker]

You make excellent points here, and I LOVE that you included sources! Very nice work! I don’t really want to rebut your post, because you are in fact correct, but I would like to offer one note.

Russia is not technically an enemy, but because of Putin’s regime, they’re not quite an ally either. If the Russia investigation uncovers that Trump or his administration was complicit with Russian agents in election fraud, he could be charged with conspiring with a foreign power to undermine the U.S government at the highest levels. That might just be enough for a charge of treason.

[unclejdawg-deactivated20130126]

Can we just agree people at concerts are either the nicest people ever or the biggest douchewads to ever exist?

[avesatanas333]