“Broke my nose during my first soccer season, other than that I got through pretty successfully. My advice? Booze, drugs, napping, it all helps.”
”How did you manage to break your nose?! Also, is it true that you get two black eyes whenever you break your nose? Luckily I’ve never had the pleasure of breaking anything. Ah, thanks. I’ll be overindulging in all of those things to get me through.”


















