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@nidavel
This office that we were squatting in is still untouched.
We got a tax bill, though.
That's portspeak for rent, really. There's limited space inside the walls, tax and rent and protection money more or less mean the same thing, and go to the same places: city upkeep.
Holy shit Heida.
seconded im already smoking but i need a cigarette.
Girls I'll be honest that was punching WAY above my weight class.
fuckssake Bellamy did you just fucking suplex a bear or something the noises coming out of that room are fucking awful.
How do we feel about taking work from the Baines Witches again, girls? I got an offer for an old-fashioned artifact hunt from Big Red, no fixed time limit (famous last words i know). She and Blair'll pay their usual bonus in "items of power."
Once we've killed this numbskull CFO.
Oooooh
Ask again closer to the end of this job, maybe? I don't wanna have to think about it rn. The Old Hand and the Swift Hand still creep me out.
I've done a job or two for them after we split up. You can still trust Blair. Berri is going through a midlife crisis or something but she's still an honest dealer.
we managed to fire off an ftl drive inside of a different space ship. and by we, I mean Mel. Heida and I mostly just ran defense while she hacked the equivalent of a space porsche and then exploded a FUCKING. DREADNAUGHT.
I hate these bigass ships, this fucker is -was- like six bostons crammed into a big floating diamond.
seein's how we're all being honest about our feelings lately it was actually hot as hell right?
So what, now we just lay low for a while?
What changed?
you might know that. leopards stash their prey in trees. but. did you know that their muscles are so powerful. they can drag prey weighing up to 1.5 times their body weight up there?
OOOH! I did know that! My first ever strength-enhancing belt enchantment was literally called Belt of Leopard's Might. I still wear it because it enhances muscle control.
oh. that's really cool. did the enchantment have something to do with leopards directly? or is that just what it was called.
i don't know how this magic stuff works.
fffffuck i forgor about this conversation
it actually DOES correlate more to the leopard than just its strength! It takes extreme, full-body muscle power and control, just to get prey up a tree. The belt doesn't just give me strength, it gives me control over the strength in a very important way.
I have a second belt I wear (tool belt) that makes me a LOT stronger than a leopard, but the Leopard belt spreads that power to every fiber of my body, and with that comes an insane degree of agility and reflex.
magic stuff is tricky work! million ways to do it, trillion ways to do it wrong.
Hey do you still have that stone burner Heida gave you?
Uhhhh yeah why
We should set it off inside the last infonet station we hit. It'll spare the highway from being broken, look like sabotage, and cover our tracks.
And it'll be funny.
No way i got her a broken one.
Gang I though we WERENT trying to kill everyone.
I woulda punched that guy myself...
I've never been to the Memorial Highway. What a humongous hostage situation. You can't get to headquarters without going through the highway, but if you blow it to hell (something that is stunningly easy), you'll kill the 2 million civilians who've been living here for thousands of years.
you might know that. leopards stash their prey in trees. but. did you know that their muscles are so powerful. they can drag prey weighing up to 1.5 times their body weight up there?
OOOH! I did know that! My first ever strength-enhancing belt enchantment was literally called Belt of Leopard's Might. I still wear it because it enhances muscle control.
Ffffuck stop SERVING US THIS i can NOT deal with that habgover twice in a row.
Smoked out
you fucking drinked out too. I told you Splintmail Chuck was gonna fuck you dude.
you cant even stand bitch lmao
No one ever told you? this universe won't die in a slow rotissere. We'll be consumed by the Clouds. Eaten alive by the chewed up remains of what was, and sent on to whatever comes next.
Slow death still, sure, but it's a transformation in a way.
I think I'm sober enough to transmute this shit.
What an amazing base material though holy shit. I'll be taking a piece of this shard for future use as a reward, Heida.
Turns out the old gods of my native universe had very flexible bones with properties equal to or greater than the superdense materials produced in dead star forges. Soul-binding the material as a weapon will make it weightless to the wielder, while keeping it superdense for everyone else.
Helping me on this job is NOT worth a part of that fragment. You can have one of the other ones I got.
Smoked out
you fucking drinked out too. I told you Splintmail Chuck was gonna fuck you dude.
sorry i have to step out for a second, do you mind watching my ravenous irredeemable litter?
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who do you think is gonna call who first, drunk.
My money's on Bellamy. Mel can literally multitask on several thought projects at once but Bellamy dwells on multiple things simultaenously too, and she lacks the energy to do it as long.
I think they can make it work. Mel's got more of an understanding of herself now, the boundaries and expectations will be clearer, I hope.
