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@partitioner
Take me driving bloody somewhere, set me free
Melete "Melware" Sweeney, what's good, bitches.
I used to do programming for a mega corporation, then I got my body matched to my gender by an omnipotent space wizard, and the strangest super power ever. Then I quit working for her, too.
Now I'm in business for myself! Hit me up!
its literally okay to kidnap a girl if u really, really love her, okay???
you have a headache because you have powers
Fuck im tired
@partitioner
hello, Melete. up to anything interesting today?
The Old Hand can't help but shed spyware bugs like dogs shed fleas, and being a psionic computer woman myself (one that has studied her work extensively), I'm uniquely qualified to get paid to purge security systems of her nosy-nelly bullshit.
Doing cybersecurity stuff for the next few days.
Partitioners get into your computer like the fucking matrix or tron and shoot programs like they're people.
My personal server block is a fucking fortress in simspace.
tshirt that says MY COCK IS HUGE AND MY GRIP ON REALITY IS TENUOUS AND MY COCK IS AVERAGE
I'mnotspyingthroughhercameradroneshutup
Pushing a programmer's note with the next HUD-OS update to please please please turn the camera off if you're a stand-and-piss kinda person.
Fuck I miss that thang though.
Like a fucking pringles can.
I don't think I've ever turned invisible to avoid someone I'm NOT trying to kill.
That said, GODS she looks like shit. Watching my ex get yelled wasn't on my bingo card this week, either. So no points.
What the hap is fuckening to these people.
His cultists have mushrooms for fucking heads.
Maybe we WON'T steal from the breakroom.
Okay I did some research while I've been on the job. Ms. Graves is fucking ancient, from a dead universe. This Solomon guy was one of the many survivors to escape the universal apocalypse via service to an eldritch patron, accruing power enough to later consume his patron.
So this guy qualified for Great Old One status and then ate his boss and took all his power and reach too. The personal grudge Solomon Spore here has against his cousin (also technically a great old one) seems to be more of a vitriolic fucking hobby than an all-consuming crusade these days.
That said, he is a genuine menace for tearing holes in reality in a manner akin to a Far Realms Breach. So killing his man on the ground here was really more of a civic duty that i got paid for than it was an assassination contract.
Hmmmmmm
Oh yeah. Of course her cousin would be actual eldritch fungus monster.
How does Bellamy say it? Jesus fucking christ?
maybe it's mean of me and heavily invasive to be watching her through her camera drone but she spends a lot of time sitting in utter silence and staring at her hands like she's some kind of red-handed murderer. Because I don't call it "Melware" for nothing. Spyware, baby!
Ms. Graves has another job lined up! An "Agent of the Soloman Spore."
Less infiltration and a lot more killing.
Brushing up the barrels.
