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ni. she/her. a fandom old. good omens. formula 1 junkie. writer and yeller. ask box is open. please for the love of francis mcdormand do not spoil race results for me on f1 days. i can't watch the races live. no asks or comments about who won or about major events please please please

[nieded]

#RR Pre-orders Live 6/1/26

#RAINBOWROAD for RAINN Charity Drive will open on 6/1

With Good Omens coming to a close, I'm excited to announce I will be doing a FINAL print run of the #RAINBOWROAD trilogy.

Please reblog so we can spread the news!!!!

What is #RAINBOWROAD? A Good Omens F1 Alternate Universe that ate my brain for 5 years, spans a decade from start to finish, and has changed my life. Through previous print runs and Fandom Trumps Hate, this universe has already fundraised $3000 for charity. Previous proceeds went to Rainbow Railroad. The final print run will be donated to RAINN.

So, what is included?

Printed Trilogy:

Book 1: Sit Tight Take Hold 424 pages on matte 80lb text paper, color printing throughout. Cover has matte lamination in color. Dimensions of the book are 6x9x.93. Weight ~2 lbs Art by Blairamok (See cover art above)

Book 2: How do you solve a problem like Ezira?, Accept a Little Spin, and Oh, there's a long way to go 408 pages on matte 80lb text paper, color printing throughout. Cover has matte lamination in color. Dimensions of the book are 6x9x.93. Weight ~2 lbs Art by DustandHalos (cover art below)

Book 3: Fools Rush In and bonus content, 0-60 in 3.5 468 pages on matte 80lb text paper, color printing throughout. Cover has matte lamination in color. Dimensions of the book are 6x9x1.06. Weight ~2lbs Art by Pyracantha (cover art below)

PDF copies of all three parts + an additional PDF copy of Supercut + Tea With Cyborgs

Option for PDFs only if you donate to a charity of your choice and send me a receipt. Any amount valid.

Where are the proceeds going?

Rape, Abuse & Incest National Network (RAINN)

If you are intersted in learning more about their work, please visit their website HERE.

Continued FAQ below:

How much does shipping cost?

For US residents, bundles will cost a flat fee of $13. They will ship via media mail through USPS.

For anyone outside of the US, shipping has been estimated through the cheapest carrier, most likely MEEST or EMS Parcel Post. Unfortunately, I cannot control the cost of shipping, and I know that it is extraordinarily high. The bundles will weigh anywhere between 4-6+ lbs, which is expensive to ship.

Wait, I'm from the US. Why am I paying more for Media Mail?

While Media Mail typically would cost $8-9, the increased price is to offset international orders, whose shipping will cost anywhere from $45-70 with the discount. I hope you understand. I want to make this as accessible as I can without personally eating any costs. I am not making any profit off of this project.

When do orders ship?

Once pre-orders close on 6/30, I will order the books. There is typically a 2-4 week turn around for them to be printed and delivered to me. I then have to package and ship everything from my house. I will also be out of town in August for 10 days to attend TIC7, but I hope to have all orders shipped by September 1st.

US mail should take 2-8 days. International orders can take anywhere from 2-4 weeks, so please be patient.

What percent of proceeds are going to RAINN?

100%! This excludes the cost of printing and shipping. For reference, the first print run cost $1,254 for the books alone, not including shipping and packaging supplies. Anything remaining goes directly to charity. I am not keeping any costs for labor or making any profit on this.

[nieded]

#RR Preorders are now Live!

Please read the following below carefully:

Shipping will take 6-8 weeks after preorders close on 6/30. I will need to submit the order and wait for it to be delivered to my house before preparing shipping. Depending on the quantity of orders, it will take me a while to ship everything out!

*INTERNATIONAL ORDERS OUTSIDE OF THE US:* Orders will be shipped through EMS or Meest for the most cost-effective shipping. Shipping will take additional 2-4 weeks. If you would prefer to ship through USPS or UPS, please contact me directly at ni.scribes [!at] gmail.com. This may increase the cost of shipping by $20-30. Etsy handles calculating VAT. You will also be responsible for any additional tariffs upon arrival.

*Group Orders* If you are interested in connecting with others in your area to do a group order, please contact me BEFORE you orders so I can help find others who are interested. This can help with the cost of shipping. Email me at ni.scribes [!at] gmail.com

*TIC7* If you plan to be at The Ineffable Con this year, I may also be able to deliver the books to you in-person! Let me know, and I will create a separate listing for you that factors out shipping.

Includes:

📕 Book 1: Sit Tight Take Hold 424 pages on matte 80lb text paper, color printing throughout. Cover has matte lamination in color. Dimensions of the book are 6x9x.93 Art by Blairamok

📙 Book 2: How do you solve a problem like Ezira?, Accept a Little Spin, and Oh, there's a long way to go 408 pages on matte 80lb text paper, color printing throughout. Cover has matte lamination in color. Dimensions of the book are 6x9x.93 Art by DustandHalos

📗 Book 3: Fools Rush In and bonus content, 0-60 in 3.5 468 pages on matte 80lb text paper, color printing throughout. Cover has matte lamination in color. Dimensions of the book are 6x9x1.06 Art by Pyracantha

💾 Digital files of all 3 PDFs (including Sit Tight, Take Hold), and additional PDF with the added shorts Not All Treasure, Supercut, and Tea With Cyborgs. I will email you the PDFs separately once pre-orders close.

Proceeds will be donated to RAINN, an organization that works to support and protect victims of sexual assault or abuse.

ORDER HERE

[literarion]

New Good Omens multichap podfic: Supercut, Chapter 1: Hard Feelings

Part 9 of the #RainbowRoad series, written by @nieded.

The fall and rise of AJ Crowley.

58 min | Mature

https://archiveofourown.org/works/85376401/chapters/225499951

[devilledminion]

What is the key to enjoying life? (x)

[reasonably-tattered]

shoutout to my boy Newton Pulsifer, destroyer of chatbots, the hand of death above data centers everywhere

[punlich]

Reblog if you would date a robot. I'm not a robot I'm just asking for a friend. I have skin.

[kiloueka]

is it your own skin though? As in you grew it, on your own body, from birth?

[punlich]

This skin was grown yes. On a human body. That is mine. I’m not a robot

[kiloueka]

Ok ok I’ll believe you… If you first tell me what this says:

[punlich]

I don’t need to prove myself to you how dare you, I love breathing oxygen

[kinggizzard]

im quitting tumblr

[wwubwubwubwuubwub-deactivated20]

ok see u tomorrow

[kinggizzard]

this post is now 10 fucking years old

[xenasaur]

and ur ass is still here

[foxes-in-love]

[cornchrunchie]

this is canon btw

[tsilvy]

aziraphale: you can't kill me! there will be paperwork!

the paperwork:

[ineffabildaddy]

i will probably never be over the job minisode. it's the good omens flashback of all time.

"hugs and kisses, god." the goofiness between aziraphale and crowley, even as they argue. the look on az's face when he turns the birds back into goats. crowley watching aziraphale demolish that ox rib over a goblet of wine like it's the most riveting thing he's ever seen.

but most of all... "i'm a demon. i lied." that final scene by the water is more than just a turning point for aziraphale - it's also a turning point for crowley. this is probably the first time he's ever actually admitted that he really is one of a kind.

no one is out there doing it like bildad. until, that is, aziraphale realises it's possible (although a terrifying prospect at first) to 'go along with heaven as far as he can'.<3

[crowley-anthony]

#just ineffable husbands things (x|x|x) thank you aziraphale and crowley for everything❤️

[j0shisamess]

It looks like Crowley's hair is crimped in a behind the scenes picture and it really made me laugh I had to draw about it

[mistysblueboxstuff]

I'll wait for you

[whenfatecollides]

Xena Warrior Princess 3.18 Fins, Femmes And Gems

[mayflame15]

[caspeter]

We're an angel / a witch / christ　&　a demon / a witchfinder / the adversary　[...]　we're hereditary enemies.

&&　Last scenes.

[betweendoctorsanddetectives]

Mickey asked me why the valley of fear ink is bisexual and i said well have you read the valley of fear

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

give a man a guitar and he’ll play for a day, teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you

I swear to God I am so tired of this meme. You guys need to leave Wonderwall alone, seriously by now you should’ve somehow realized what you gotta do

[hannah-the-lion-deactivated2023]

my friend asked if i was gonna stop laughing at wonderwall jokes.

i said maybe

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post