i love the minnesota wild

but also the toronto maple leafs rookies ya feel

[feralpunkz-deactivated20190902]

you though this was gonna be a christmas post? guess again bitch! happy hanukkah! may your latkes be delicious and you have a blessed holiday season! אני אוהב את כולכם כל כך !!!

[kaijuno]

I hate it when vodka tries to be fancy and use fancy adjectives to describe their products like I’m drinking fucking gasoline okay like this isn’t wine tasting we’re all here to get black out trashed and you know it

[emptytheroll-deactivated2020052]

men always want to make me feel stupid. no. i am stupid on my own terms

[puckinghell]

It’s so sad that the NHL season is over! Wow no more NHL games until October! So sad nobody won the cup this year! 

[antoncutedobin]

i know hockey isn’t even over yet but

is it the new season yet

[toastbutteregg]

PSA this is very important please spread this around!

[hummingbirdchurch]

WARNING to anyone planning on LEAVING THEIR HOUSE

The outside has unfriendly people, as well as a gigantic ball of fire in the sky. In addition, you may sometimes encounter a bird or an unpleasant smell.

Posting this because THERE ARE NO POSTED WARNINGS when exiting your home.

SIGNAL BOOST THE HELL OUT OF THIS.

[dipsetflag-deactivated20141026]

Parents: HOORAY! You’re 21 now! Let’s go for your first drink!

Me: OH BOY MY FIRST DRINK!!! CAN’T WAIT!!

[tysegs]

a headline

[staalsie]

‪“I don’t think Pavelski is 100% and that (fall) isn’t gonna help him feel 100%” thanks Pierre an astute observation ‬

[aphroditeinfurs-deactivated2017]

me applyin 2 jobs but they all need 3500 years of experiences and in my past life I was a plague ridden medieval count who lived alone in a gothic castle in the Carpathian mountains so my work exp is not relevant to like, retail

[weavemama]

I made the ugliest shriek 

[halliewriteshockey]

I admire anyone with the moxie to make this expression when being shouted at by Zdeno Chara

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[hobbinch]

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

[squided]

this is from an era long passed

[roguecampingrainstorm]

An ancient artifact

[stalock]

[pure-leafs-deactivated20190914]

In my mind Don Cherry wakes up twice a night in cold sweat because of this year’s playoffs

[songspinner9]

I like thinking that the Carolina Hurricanes have been fueled this season by two things: a desire to work together as a team to win the Cup and pure spite at Don Cherry.

[mitchmarner]

the single dumbest penalty to take is a too many men penalty. you have One Job and it’s to be able to count to five.