Lieutenant Colonel Nigel Chessum

Ran by @confesstoeliaswoodstone

[nigelchessum48]

Nigel! :D

Did you do anything fun for Valentine's day?

It was wonderful! Me and the person I've been seeing spent the morning together. We had plans to see the sunrise, but it was much too cold so we watched from indoors.

[holydirtghost]

@sass-the-storyteller . I don’t see you around that much, but I was wondering if you’ve had a chance to talk to @tmoneylefkowitz69 about his crayon-eating problem? @patiencethepuritan and I are really concerned. We think he needs to go on the show “My Strange Addiction”.

It’s ok, Trevor. We’re here for you. Your son shared that Hetty was punishing you for eating crayons. I see this is a family-wide problem, possibly genetic, as Adam has tried to eat several crayons under my watch.

You can quit!

DO IT FOR YOUR SON, TREVOR!

[tmoneylefkowitz69]

WTF???

I don’t need you and Sass hanging out! LOL

Also, that was an excuse I made when Adam walked in on me & Hetty! See my previous post!

I DON’T EAT CRAYONS!

[patiencethepuritan]

Trevor, there is no need to make excuses. Thou has a problem that we need to solve.

Seriously, we must stop this, does thou need to go back to rehab?

[tmoneylefkowitz69]

Patience, seriously. I don’t eat crayons.

Adam phased through the wall while Hetty & I were having some “alone time” and the first thing I came up with was “Mama’s punishing Dada for eating crayons” because Adam’s in a crayon eating phase.

Dave is being a nerd.

Also, crayon rehab?

[perryisthefiftiesplatypus]

Trev man, this seems quite serious, maybe you do need to go back to rehab, or ‘crayon rehab’. Personally, I certainly wouldn’t mind playing with Pluffle and using coloring books all day.

[tmoneylefkowitz69]

I bet you eat Pluffle!

[jean-anne-caldwell]

Trevor, dude you have the ability to eat stuff kind of and you choose stuff that isn't Jay's heavenly smelling mac n cheese? Smh Lol I can't believe everyone actually thinks you eat crayons bro

[tmoneylefkowitz69]

Adam has crayons from the Underworld. Not that I eat them.

I eat normal food when in the Underworld!

I eat nachos!

[jean-anne-caldwell]

What? Dude I want Nachos I wish I could go to the underworld, that would be awesome! I think I'm the only bropostle who hasn't been.

[tmoneylefkowitz69]

Yeah. There are all these requirements to be allowed down there. I think my ghost dad said that you’d be at risk for wanting to stay there forever before you’re ready. We can only stay down there for four days out the month, unless there’s medical emergencies.

[nigelchessum48]

I'm sorry Trevor but why would you be ingesting colored wax?

[nigelchessum48]

Hello Internet! Sorry for my silence but I have some exciting news to share! I have found another ghost on the property who I've been growing a connection with! He is also a soldier although from a different war. The reason we hadn't met was because he was living in the dirt. Feel free to ask any questions about him or us!

[jenkins-private]

what's your opinion on Carol being... sucked off?

Good.

[nigelchessum48]

Sorry Baxter but I have to agree.

[holydirtghost]

Isaiah 42:1-9

Know I have witnessed with my own eyes, upon my return from the pits of Hell, proof that Trevor Lefkowitz has been sent by the Holy Father as both Prophet and Savior of the earthbound souls.

I, having denied him, found myself in league with the demon Elias and sent to Hell. The demon Elias sought to use me as his tool for his evil acts and sent me back to earth to do his bidding. I relented as it seemed the only way out of Hell.

But the first thing I witnessed upon my return, was proof of Trevor’s glory, and now know the way to stay out of Hell is through Trevor’s salvation.

I denounce you, @confesstoeliaswoodstone

(OOC: this is plot silliness. Dave witnessed a prank 😂)

[nigelchessum48]

Oh my god I really messed up huh?

[holydirtghost]

Warning, @tmoneylefkowitz69 (since you like lyrics so much):

My mind is clearer now

At last, all too well

I can see where we all soon will be

If you strip away

The myth from the man

You will see where we all soon will be

You've started to believe

The things they say of you

And all the good you've done

Will soon get swept away

You've begun to matter more

Than the things you say

You have set them all on fire

They think they've found the new Messiah

And they'll hurt you when they find they're wrong

All your followers are blind

Too much heaven on their minds

It was beautiful, but now it's sour

Yes, it's all gone sour

@patiencethepuritan Please read the lyrics I have posted and take them to heart. Perhaps then we will allow you to return to the dirt. Until then, I will be praying for the healing of your feeble mind, which has so easily been corrupted.

[patiencethepuritan]

Wait. Thou is kicking Patience out of the dirt? Patience is the most pious amongst thee. Could Patience at most be told what Patience did wrong? Is this about confession? Patience told thou all those things so God can forgive and Patience could fix herself! Also how is thou messaging from down there? Is thou using Patience’s gift box given by Trevor? None of this makes sense! Patience… Patience.

Thou will see. What was once Patience’s is now thou’s. Is thou happy? Probably. But mark Patience’s words. Thou’s feeble society will collapse without Patience’s divine presence. All of thou will fall line of sin, and the devil himself will reap thou’s souls. Enjoy it while it lasts. The future is not looking good for thou.

[holydirtghost]

I thought I was clear, Patience.

While being left handed isn’t considered a sin nowadays, to you it is. It was obviously the Lord’s way of punishing you. You have not only been conversing with heathens above, but are accepting gifts from the Pantsless Messiah, officiating his wedding to a married woman, seeming to serve as some sort of spiritual advisor to him, and taken up a friendship with Isaac’s former partner who has unholy tendencies he doesn’t seek to cure himself of.

Need I remind you that it was this Pantsless Messiah that pulled you out of the Pure Dirt in the first place, and thwarted your attempts to bring Isaac to salvation with us here below.

[nigelchessum48]

Please refrain from disrespecting my good friend Patience or you will not like what happens to you.

[holydirtghost]

This is not ‘disrespect’, Nigel, I am helping her keep herself pure of sin.

[nigelchessum48]

You're the one quoting Judas (I've seen the musical)

[holydirtghost]

Warning, @tmoneylefkowitz69 (since you like lyrics so much):

My mind is clearer now

At last, all too well

I can see where we all soon will be

If you strip away

The myth from the man

You will see where we all soon will be

You've started to believe

The things they say of you

And all the good you've done

Will soon get swept away

You've begun to matter more

Than the things you say

You have set them all on fire

They think they've found the new Messiah

And they'll hurt you when they find they're wrong

All your followers are blind

Too much heaven on their minds

It was beautiful, but now it's sour

Yes, it's all gone sour

@patiencethepuritan Please read the lyrics I have posted and take them to heart. Perhaps then we will allow you to return to the dirt. Until then, I will be praying for the healing of your feeble mind, which has so easily been corrupted.

[patiencethepuritan]

Wait. Thou is kicking Patience out of the dirt? Patience is the most pious amongst thee. Could Patience at most be told what Patience did wrong? Is this about confession? Patience told thou all those things so God can forgive and Patience could fix herself! Also how is thou messaging from down there? Is thou using Patience’s gift box given by Trevor? None of this makes sense! Patience… Patience.

Thou will see. What was once Patience’s is now thou’s. Is thou happy? Probably. But mark Patience’s words. Thou’s feeble society will collapse without Patience’s divine presence. All of thou will fall line of sin, and the devil himself will reap thou’s souls. Enjoy it while it lasts. The future is not looking good for thou.

[holydirtghost]

I thought I was clear, Patience.

While being left handed isn’t considered a sin nowadays, to you it is. It was obviously the Lord’s way of punishing you. You have not only been conversing with heathens above, but are accepting gifts from the Pantsless Messiah, officiating his wedding to a married woman, seeming to serve as some sort of spiritual advisor to him, and taken up a friendship with Isaac’s former partner who has unholy tendencies he doesn’t seek to cure himself of.

Need I remind you that it was this Pantsless Messiah that pulled you out of the Pure Dirt in the first place, and thwarted your attempts to bring Isaac to salvation with us here below.

[nigelchessum48]

Please refrain from disrespecting my good friend Patience or you will not like what happens to you.

[nigelchessum48]

OOC: Hey guys so due to circumstances outside of all of our control our Isaac is no longer able to continue the RP. So we are looking for a new Isaac. Please DM me if you're interested, that way we can talk about boundaries regarding Nissac.

[nigelchessum48]

One of the most annoying parts of being a ghost is not being able to consume new literature without asking for help. I've already memorized my poetry book. Maybe I should ask Samantha to help me read although I'm not sure what to read. Does anyone have any books they think I should read? Preferably from after I died.

[nigelchessum48]

My friend Jean just explained to me what a celebrity crush is... I believe I may have one

[patiencethepuritan]

As the purest ghost on the Woodstone property, I must say something’s I’ve noticed.

(OOC: this is Patience’s perspective of @tmoneylefkowitz69’s post, and all just ghosts politics! Slight angst warning!)

Alright, so a few days ago I was with @nigelchessum48 and @number1-basement-ghost. We were all socializing in the manor when a ghost whom looked much like Elias entered the room. That was when Trevor charged at the ghost, whose names Bertram. In a poor attempt to impress someone who is related to Hetty, Trevor asks Jean, a ghost who haunts the woods, to offer Bertram a room. Now, Patience doesn’t blame Trevor for trying to impress Hetty’s family, keeping a good image for your spouse’s family and community is the only way they’d let thou be with them. But a huge argument between Jean and Trevor had occurred and it’s been making Patience question things.

In the argument, Jean said something along the lines of the Main 8 treating people, like Patience, as weirdos, and that the Main 8 act like they’re so much better than everyone else. Firstly, why does thou call thyself the Main 8? Patience has always wondered that. Secondly, that comment hurt. The comment was directed directly at Patience… The most questionable part about this whole exchange was the first and only person to go and comfort Patience was Nigel. Nigel is a good friend, and it’s starting to make Patience doubt others.

[nigelchessum48]

It is truly a shame nobody else came to your aid but no matter what happens I hope our friendship remains strong! True companionship is something I've been lacking for a long time. As for all the points Jean brought up, I'm still thinking on that. I do hope she isn't banished since she is friendly to me and was kind enough to share her music with me after my heartbreak. However no matter my opinions on the matter I know where my loyalties lie. Patience whatever conclusion you come to, just know you having my unwavering support.

[tmoneylefkowitz69]

(OOC:

Our RP needs a Sam, Alberta, & Flower.

we’re super active on both Tumblr & Discord. And tons of fun with “Episodes”, character tumblrs (that livings & ghosts use as ask blogs & interact on), a Discord server for scenes with the whole Woodstone property to RP on, we’re canon compliant up the end of season 4, of course, and very much stick with the tone of the show. Please DM me if interested!)

[nigelchessum48]

Hi, just wanted to say that seeing all the rp blogs and especially yours inspired me to try rp-ing! I've been thinking of creating a Nigel account on Twitter, only I wanted to ask if that's ok with you? So that it doesn't look like I'm copying your idea or smth (I know it wouldn't be possible anyway bc you can't copy interactions with other rp-ers but I just wanted to ask to be on the safe side)

OOC: I'm so happy for you, and that sounds great! I don't mind have fun :3

[henrietta-woodstone]

We're rp-ers, of course if the session goes on longer than expected Hetty just disappears into the background because I'm in a later timezone than everyone eles

[tmoneylefkowitz69]

We’re RP-ers, of course what’s expected to be just a quick, calm, scene ends up going completely nuts because Trevor fails a composure roll.

[henrietta-woodstone]

We're rp-ers, of course we have our own memes

[nigelchessum48]

We're rp-ers, of course I always think I'm OOC even when I very much am not

[carolmartino-haterofdonuts]

Hello Carol, I would just like to apologize in advance for any negative comments from Jenkins and I may have made in the past. I'm not sure about Jenkins but I was just venting my frustrations with life on you which was not fair. So I'm sorry for spreading rumors of you cheating on Baxter with a basement ghost. @nigelchessum48

(OOC: Welcome!!!!! :3)

Thank you for the apology, Nigel. I was a little disturbed by that lie, I'll admit but you have been very polite otherwise so you are forgiven.

OOC: Thank you! :)

[nigelchessum48]

Alright, good.

[tmoneylefkowitz69]

@henrietta-woodstone @sass-the-storyteller @petermartino @capthiggintoot @nigelchessum48 @patiencethepuritan @baxter-the-fifer @jenkins-private @carolmartino-haterofdonuts

Ok. So, if a ghost faces down a demon and suddenly the ghost seems to transfer some of his power over to all other ghosts in a way that can help them unite and protect each other from said demon (I guess?), then that’s totally some cool magic ghost rules thing. Right?????

PS. As far as I can tell, the typing is only limited to the blogs for you guys. I guess this could be a good way to make sure we can all keep a good eye on Jay?

That said, does everyone have a device to type on? I have a lot of money saved up from my job.

[nigelchessum48]

I have been using touchscreen device that a child left in the woods. I thankfully got Samantha to move it into the shed. It looks like this:

[tmoneylefkowitz69]

Ok. Any signal problems? Is it slow in any way? Can’t risk it crapping out.

[nigelchessum48]

When Samantha set up the device in the shed she said something about connecting to the restaurant something.

[tmoneylefkowitz69]

That makes sense. I forget there’s WiFi out there too. I’m thinking that there should be a tablet in every location and room. Hm. Could you & your shed boys work on some plan to make sure all bases are covered? Like, some kind of military look out/security thing for Jay? Might want to get @petermartino and @capthiggintoot in on this as well, since all you guys are good at organizing troops.

I think we may all have roles in this that can be helpful. Not sure what mine is at the moment, but that’s beside the point.

[nigelchessum48]

I don't fully understand modern technology very well but I will try and figure something out.

[tmoneylefkowitz69]

@henrietta-woodstone @sass-the-storyteller @petermartino @capthiggintoot @nigelchessum48 @patiencethepuritan @baxter-the-fifer @jenkins-private @carolmartino-haterofdonuts

Ok. So, if a ghost faces down a demon and suddenly the ghost seems to transfer some of his power over to all other ghosts in a way that can help them unite and protect each other from said demon (I guess?), then that’s totally some cool magic ghost rules thing. Right?????

PS. As far as I can tell, the typing is only limited to the blogs for you guys. I guess this could be a good way to make sure we can all keep a good eye on Jay?

That said, does everyone have a device to type on? I have a lot of money saved up from my job.

[nigelchessum48]

I have been using touchscreen device that a child left in the woods. I thankfully got Samantha to move it into the shed. It looks like this:

[tmoneylefkowitz69]

Ok. Any signal problems? Is it slow in any way? Can’t risk it crapping out.

[nigelchessum48]

When Samantha set up the device in the shed she said something about connecting to the restaurant something.