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I'm sad y'all. I'm posting this here because I am pretty sure the only thing active that follows me is porn scam blogs so if you know me irl pretend you didn't see this and I'm the same prick you've always known, but goddamn. I thought I was over it but I'm not, and I guess I never will be. Brain chemicals are fucking lame and overrated, disconnection is where it's at. I just need to get back to my constant, I'll be good in a few weeks. I really fucking wish I could get to Montauk though.
Life Before The Internet
Many people born after 1990 don’t remember a world before Internet. Here are a few things you may not realize about life in those days:
Phone numbers had to be looked up in a giant book.
Clowns weren’t considered scary. This is just the result of an early meme.
There were no llamas. The llama is a result of special global internet-coordinated breeding programs.
If you wanted to move something from one computer to another, you had to put it on a disk, which only held 0.2 MB maximum.
There were no unique television stations, all TV came through as a single broadcast, and there was no choice of what to watch at any time.
Most movies did not have sound. The few that did had to sync up the audio from a record player, and it often went out of sync very quickly, leading to sometimes hilarious results.
There were no phone poles, these are exclusive to the internet. The invention of the internet and the subsequent installation of these poles and wires gave birds a new place to rest, allowing them to migrate farther than ever before. Prior to 1990, birds could only migrate a few blocks.
Lightning wasn’t deadly, nor did it produce thunder. Only with the air electrified from so much internet did lightning gain deadly strength and become audible from afar. Back in the 80s, playwright Samuel Beckett spoke of lightning as causing a gentle tingling sensation. Many people would stand out in the rain just to feel it.
Cars didn’t have wheels. The wheel is a fairly recent invention, which could only come into being with science advanced by the worldwide web. Cars before wheels were odd contraptions which did not move, yet people still spent hours and hours sitting in them, expecting to get somewhere in the hope that one day, the wheel would be invented. Many people still practice sitting motionless in their car for hours and hours, mostly in Los Angeles.
We didn’t have snot. Nobody knows if the internet caused us to secrete mucus, but there are no records of it prior to the invention of internet.
03/02/79
RIP Orfn.
skulky: oh my god…this is unbelievable…it says right here ur a little bitch
mouldy: why must u hurt me like this?
There’s a miniature golf course in Tuscon where hitting a ball into the windmill causes the ball to cease to exist. No ball that has entered has come out, yet the structure contains no golf balls.
As a 4 year old, this was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. I think I talked about it for days.
lmfao just walking away at the end like fuck this shit I’m out
You should share this for people in DC and close to you!!
Black Community we have to be careful. Protect our Girls! Spread this!
IMPORTANT!!!!
Signal Boost!
Reblog to save life
Chuck Berry
Rock n Roll was originally Black music.
thank you
Yes, him and little Richard never get their due smh
except…chuck berry didn’t invent rock n roll…
Sister Rosetta Tharpe predates both chuck berry and little richard by quite a few years
Two of Tharpe’s hit songs were released in like 1944-45 when Chuck Berry was a) incarcerated and b) still a high school student, Tharpe basically discovered Little Richard, and she’s referred to as the godmother of rock n roll
lol just
throwin that out there
^^^EXACTLY
but Sister Rosetta was a woman and queer… so Black men will totally overlook her.
rock music was created by a black bisexual woman
Sister Rosetta new idol
Sister Rosetta Rocked the world
Spread the truth and dead the lies
<3 KICK ASS BLACK BISEXUAL MOTHER OF ROCK AND ROLL <3
I DID NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS WOMAN! MUSIC NERDS - EDUCATE ME NOW!
I’m almost positive this is the same woman who actually sang “You Ain’t Nothin But A Hound Dog” first before Elvis stole it…
And her version was BETTER
WAIT! WHAT? He didn’t sing that first? I need air and music. Someone tell me more.
Big Mama Thornton recorded Hound Dog in 1952. She is the first.
See this just makes that song actually make sense to me for the first time so you know, hat-tip for that, too, you have relieved my endless puzzlement I’ve had since I was a small child.
Wonderful documentary on her life & legacy in rock n roll
Today, March 20th is her birthday so can we just take the time to list some of her amazing accomplishments
- she was one of the very first great gospel artists who crossed over into r&b, rock n roll, and gained mainstream success
- she frequently performed with a racially integrated band
- guitar playing was seen as a “man’s” skill, but that didn’t stop her from beating out many guys in guitar battles at the Apollo
- she may have been one of the first successful black artists to even have a tour bus with her name on it
- this woman literally turned her wedding day into a rock concert for over 20,000 fans
- openly bisexual in her private life
- she sang with little richard in what would be his first public performance at her concert
- she held a successful tour in the UK during the early 1960′s well before the “british invasion” of rock n roll
This the funniest shit I seen all day bro…
Omg I laughed way too hard at this
@godshideouscreation 😂
25 👏 YEARS 👏 AGO 👏 TODAY 👏 MARCH 👏 6 👏 1992 👏 DANA 👏 SCULLY 👏 WALKED 👏 INTO 👏 FOX 👏 MULDER’S 👏 BASEMENT 👏 OFFICE 👏 AND 👏 FUCKED 👏 HIM 👏 UP 👏 REAL 👏 GOOD 👏
Today is the only day you can share this meme. Precisely 2000 years prior to March 6th 4017. The day Squidward trapped himself in the freezer. March 6th 2017.