Niggathor Black God Of Thunder

SC: niggathor Are you all the way open? I am biiiiiittttttchhhhhhh

[blurryclau]

[6lacksoul]

[heartify]

[allahuramazda-deactivated201901]

[nexya]

I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been

[charlesoberonn]

The Hagia Sophia has inscriptions that were considered sacred for centuries until they were deciphered in the 70s to be Nordic runes saying “Halfdan wrote this”

[terminallydepraved]

my old english prof told us that theres a cave in Scandinavia where a viking gratified some runes like 14 feet up on the wall and when they finally reached it all it translated into was “this is very high”

[loremerchant]

Ancient Shitposting

Now on the History Channel

[self-critical-automaton]

‘People have literally just always been people’ is genuinely my favorite fact about the world

[skaletal-deactivated20190721]

“Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book.” - Marcus Tullius Cicero, 106 BC - 43 BC

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via b_flex14)

[creepsandcrawlers]

WHY IS THEIR GRANDPA SO JACKED WHO DID THIS

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

i warned u all

[sparrow-hawk]

Cinematic Parallels: Clancy Brown Edition 

Spongebob Squarepants: Imitation Krabs (2000) // Detroit: Become Human (2018)

[mynameisgarlic-deactivated20231]

[foxl0res]

Mods asleep post kiwis

[mwg-drwg]

listen the human body is great and all but there are just not enough bones

[mwg-drwg]

Okay some new bone DLC leaks came out and we’re getting some new bones!

[mwg-drwg]

Some new bones:

5 more vertebrate

New toe bones to allow for toe expansion packs

Unfunny bone (explodes you if you touch it)

Retractable femur

Kneecap MKII, includes new functionality that breaks your kneecap if you use it

Removed cranium

Removed collar bones, replaced with more ribs

Removed all joints, to be replaced with new joints that move 360 degrees

[letsdreamforlifeposts]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was walking around my neighborhood and saw a bunch of police surrounding a small house for a drug bust. As I got closer, I heard the policemen barking aggressively, so naturally I was like, wtf??? And one of them caught my eye and said, “Oh, we’re trying to scare them out of there,” and minutes later a bunch of furries came out the house whimpering and shit.

[elliewilliams]

please sign your posts with your url i refuse to be continuously terrified of humanity by them

[nuclearcarrots]

hey guys, did i ever tell you about the legendary batmantaur?  it would have been five or six years ago, i think.

[lifeiscarrots]

No pls continue ☺

[nuclearcarrots]

okay so, back in probably late 2012, i was attending physics courses at the university of toledo.  there was a desk toward the back of one of the classrooms that i sat in pretty regularly, and one day i came in to find an exquisitely muscular and beautifully detailed torso/bust of batman drawn on my desk in pencil.

i was stunned.  who put this masterpiece here?  how did they do it in a meager one-hour class time?  where was batman’s lower half?

and, most intensely, would they mind if i added to the drawing?

throwing caution (and attention to class) to the wind, i gave batman a lower half.

it may not have been the lower half they were expecting.  nevertheless, batmantaur was born.

i don’t remember what the artist’s response was, but the next class day he had written the beginnings of a chat on the desk.  i don’t even remember his name, but we had something special for the rest of that semester.  an understanding, an appreciation, a kinship perhaps.

so what became of batmantaur?  it remained in that room throughout most of the semester, though i think i remember the desk getting moved around a few times.  eventually, i came in one day to find the desk half-dismantled, as though someone had tried to remove the desktop.  about a week later, whoever it was actually did succeed in stealing it.  i never saw batmantaur again.

and thus, he became a legend.  if i didn’t have photos of him, i myself probably wouldn’t even believe that he had existed.

his spirit lived on in the future collaborative works of flashtaur and captain americataur.

[fiti-vation]

[asita7]

Yep.

[just-shower-thoughts]

It doesn’t matter how old you get, buying snacks for a road trip always feels like you are an unsupervised 8 year old who was given money.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Private Browsing is mostly used to browse privates.

[frikitasticfuckingapple]

#thanksfortheadventure