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Hey, are you a shotgun? Cuz' I think you could blow my brains out.

#funny #pick up lines #joke #guns

Haha, not giving this another note. t('-' )

col-ress

why do people have like 74973 different names for these

asexualboner

looking through the notes for this post is hilarious bc everyone has a different name they insist is the only one

kiokukurbo-blog

you have your contenders:

you have your hispanohablantes:

you have your homestucks:

and you have this guy:

sonianaka

but fla-vor-ice

night-sprites

Otter pops is actually a brand but yeah they're popsicle gogurt.

raises

if lust is a sin and im horny 24/7 does that mean i sin 24/7

asian

I don’t mind sinning more and help you out ;)

angel

you two need jesus

peklaxdog-deactivated20170501

i dont think jesus was into threesomes

you don’t know me

slapdashing

night-sprites

Me playing mortal kombat

nomalifromsoweto

the-uncensored-she-deactivated2

Women should NOT be forced to fucking feed their babies in a goddamn bathroom, all because we live in a misogynistic, porn-warped society that’s been brainwashed to believe that female breasts used for anything other than male pleasure is “indecent”. Support public breast feeding and end the porn culture.

night-sprites

I don't think it's misogynistic... Just that we have a puritanical society... Sure that's not good either, but... :I

spaceyacey

Fuck i’m crying now

So my mother was up to her usual shit; calling me useless and entitled. Saying that I’m no longer allowed in the bathroom with a shower and I need to clean the other one by noon tomorrow morning or else keep in mind it hasn’t worked in 3 years.

I was hiding in my bedroom while my parents argued over who’s fault I was when my sister came in. She walked up to me and opened up her fist revealing a rainbow popsicle ‘best friends’ necklace. She thrust it into my hand and whispered that she wanted me to have it.

"because it’s a popsicle?" I asked

"no silly because it’s a rainbow. I know- I mean- I thought you’d like it."

She then winked and told me that I no longer needed to worry about cleaning the bathroom because she had spent the past hour doing it for me.

This seems so petty and small until you realize that for the past two years my parents have been doing their darnest to get rid of me. My sister will admit that I’ve always been the scapegoat but since I came out it seems their attacks are more pointed.

My sister is 11. She has grown up in a homophobic home and listened to my parents bitch about “those damn gays” her entire life. A couple months ago I came out to her and told her the reason our parents have been threatening to kick me out or send me away. I explained that sometimes gay girls and gay boys are even beaten up by people, just because of who they love.

I cannot express how much her support means to me; perhaps I am not the one who’s wrong. If an 11 year old who has been taught nothing but hate, perhaps there is hope for the future.

mortallyposting-deactivated2018

If you dont fucking reblog this I hope you get thrown off a cliff into a pool of fucking legos.

jigglypuff-ashtonn-deactivated2

This is beautiful

night-sprites

Haha I'm not going to reblog come get me, fucker.

Wait, shit.

Oh my god this morning this lady wouldn't stop touching her hip to mine. Why can't people have the common courtesy to sit on the edge of their seat like I do to avoid awkward hip touching?

#bus #public transportation #stoptouchingme #jesus christ #my hip is still warm #ew

Obama? More like O-bomb-a. Checkmate, atheists.

First sprite post is months after I got this url. But whatever. I used the HG/SS sprites, and didn't change much. Basically it's a throwback to original Red. Hooray... Send me a request maybe and I'll probably hop to it.

#pokemon #sprite #red #champion red #pokemon red #i don't know what else to tag

Whether it’s homophobia, racism, sexism, or ‘excessive feminism’, I think everyone would be happier if they just calmed the fuck down and stopped giving a shit about what other people are doing/saying.

Stop shoving your morals/beliefs down other people’s throats, stop expecting other people to act the way you do, and stop taking everything so goddamn seriously.

I’m sick of everyone’s bullshit and everyone just needs to stop drinkin’ hatorade.

I have a dream that one day, a homophobic religious extremist will have a beer with a flamboyant giggly gay man and neither will bicker or fight. Because neither will give a shit.

#rant #i guess #calm the fuck down #feminism #homophobia #canppljusstop

Sometimes, you just gotta grab life by the collar, spit in its face, and shout "fuck you!"

#life #assertive #not so knowledgeable advice

John Graham, you twisted, beautiful bastard.

Just laying here with tears in my eyes because I finished the arby n' the chief series.

I'm a fucking crybaby.